• send someone a mormon!
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[QUOTE=SNNS-SEAN;31701382]I want a site where you can send WBC missionaries.[/QUOTE] Send them off a cliff my merge[IMG]http://sae.tweek.us/static/images/emoticons/emot-arghfist.gif[/IMG]
Send a handful to the Amazing Athiest
[QUOTE=Walrus.;31701414]Now all we need is to be able to send Jehovah's Witnesses to peoples houses.[/QUOTE] They keep coming to my house every couple of months, so someone must of found a way. Cause i tell them i have no interest in joining, maybe i need to start being more aggressive in the way i say it.
[QUOTE=Chickens!;31695962]You do it, you big chicken![/QUOTE] You're the bloody chicken!
Fuck, I just realized I didn't remember to get Satan's address last time I died.
I wonder how long it will be until this ends up on 4chan :v:
Aw, everyone I know is already Mormon. Goddammit.
[QUOTE=Smug Bastard;31702043]I wonder how long it will be until this ends up on 4chan :v:[/QUOTE] I'm sure that's where the OP found it..
This is actualy real?
[QUOTE='[sluggo];31705169']This is actualy real?[/QUOTE] Send a couple hundred mormons to your address, wait a week or so and give us an update. [editline]13th August 2011[/editline] Godspeed sir.
[QUOTE=Shoupie;31703499]Aw, everyone I know is already Mormon. Goddammit.[/QUOTE] Sneak into their houses and move shit around while they're all being called out to do these mission visits. :v:
[QUOTE=HawkeyeTy;31705202]Send a couple hundred mormons to your address, wait a week or so and give us an update. [editline]13th August 2011[/editline] Godspeed sir.[/QUOTE] It only takes two days.
it's a living denial of service
[QUOTE=Shoupie;31703499]Aw, everyone I know is already Mormon. Goddammit.[/QUOTE] Break into their houses and steal all their magical mormon underwear while they're gone.
This just wastes everybody's time if you're not actually interested. Please don't do it.
[QUOTE=Caesar;31708746]This just wastes everybody's time if you're not actually interested. Please don't do it.[/QUOTE] Give me your address, I want to send you a present.
Tempted to try it on myself to check it works... but what if it does!?
Try it on your neighbor or a friend.
[QUOTE=Caesar;31708746]This just wastes everybody's time[/QUOTE] Well done that's the point.
[QUOTE=ThisGuy0;31709122]Well done that's the point.[/QUOTE] Sorry, sometimes I forget how immature some people can be. Why would you want to waste the time of some random strangers you've never even met? If you have something against someone, take it out on that person. Involving missionaries in it is just childish.
[QUOTE=Caesar;31709858]Sorry, sometimes I forget how immature some people can be. Why would you want to waste the time of some random strangers you've never even met? If you have something against someone, take it out on that person. Involving missionaries in it is just childish.[/QUOTE] I see your point, but to be fair mormon missionaries are probably just going to be prancing about uselessly annoying people regardless of whether they're given phoney call outs or not.
[QUOTE=Caesar;31709858]Sorry, sometimes I forget how immature some people can be. Why would you want to waste the time of some random strangers you've never even met? If you have something against someone, take it out on that person. Involving missionaries in it is just childish.[/QUOTE] At least we can waste their time on people we don't like instead of them wandering from house to house. [editline]13th August 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=ART1E117;31709090]Try it on your neighbor or a friend.[/QUOTE] Never seen someone post from China :v:
I sent one to my friend who absolutely loathes mormons. Should be fun :v:
I'm going to find the most anti-religious person I know who lives in the states. Gonna be good.
I get enough of these over here in Utah, thanks.
I wonder how often those missionaries that just go door to door actually get someone that is even mildly interested.
I did this like 2 years ago, so I'm rating late. It works though.
Wow you can choose any country in the world? Really?
[QUOTE=CommanderPT;31712888]Wow you can choose any country in the world? Really?[/QUOTE] Send them all to North Korea. [editline]edit[/editline] Fuck, late.
Send some to Mecca. Bonus points if they use 'wololo' in their introduction speech
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