• send someone a mormon!
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Time to send some to Tommy Wiseau.
[QUOTE=TheDestroyerOfall;31696007]I have a particular person, who royally pissed me off, by telling my ex all kinds of lies. Would facepunch help to piss them off?[/QUOTE] I'd do it for a Facebroncher.
Now this is what I call brilliant. Instead of calling a pizza boy to deliver a pizza to the house of a 14 year old you met online and plan to sex up without knowing she's on "To catch a predator", now I can send a mormon. Much more fun for everyone involved
Damn I can't find one friend who published his adress on facebook.
[IMG]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5sM4QhXH_dQ/TVGs4o6vAxI/AAAAAAAAACY/VNEWMq-DoT0/s1600/epicmealtime-568x304.jpg[/IMG] What-up hater? [B]Edit[/B]: Oh god lol I only just realized I posted this in the wrong thread :v: So sorry
What do we do if we don't know the phone number? D: [editline]13th August 2011[/editline] I am sending as many as I can to this jerk my friend lives by.
[QUOTE=Belgian Punk;31715879][IMG]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5sM4QhXH_dQ/TV Gs4o6vAxI/AAAAAAAAACY/VNEWMq-DoT0/s1600/epicmealtime-568x304.jpg[/IMG] What-up hater?[/QUOTE] Wrong thread hun
Send people a moron*
[QUOTE=Chickens!;31695644]Sent some to the Facepunch Office. <3[/QUOTE] What if someone already did? Hint hint.
I think I'll send one to myself. Nothing else to do.
Getting revenge on the kids who sell chocolate at my door every 9am on a Sunday. [editline] 14th August 2011 [/editline] Or I'll just send one to my door so I can argue with them.
What happens if you send two to meet each other :v:
If you send Mormons to the city dump, I wonder if they will get the message? If you send Mormons to Pagan ritual sites, I wonder if there will be at the very least a bar fight? If you send Mormons to your enemy, I do wonder if that counts as verbal assault? If you send Mormons to other Mormons, I wonder how long it will take them to realize you are constantly doing that? If you send Mormons into a paintball gun ambush site, I wonder how funny that will be? If you send Mormons to the most paranoid person you know, and email him how you have sent holy missionaries from the government to kick his ass 3 days prior I wonder if he will go berserk?
My neighbor is an ex-Mormon. She quit the church and moved where she is now, and they fucking followed her and tried to get her to join again. It sounded so creepy. For the 14 years that I've lived this mini Mormon mecca, missionaries come to my house each year, without fail. Each year, we tell them we're not interested in converting. They're so fucking persistent. My own fucking friends try to convert me. God, sometimes I hate this place. Missionaries troll my entire area. Every time I encounter them on the street, they wave at smile at me. They even wave and smile when I'm driving the car. They make me feel like shit for being rude to them. Goddamn them.
Someone request a Mormon, ask for his address. Flood him with more Mormons.
[QUOTE=bravojr;31720538]If you send Mormons to the city dump, I wonder if they will get the message? If you send Mormons to Pagan ritual sites, I wonder if there will be at the very least a bar fight? If you send Mormons to your enemy, I do wonder if that counts as verbal assault? If you send Mormons to other Mormons, I wonder how long it will take them to realize you are constantly doing that? If you send Mormons into a paintball gun ambush site, I wonder how funny that will be? If you send Mormons to the most paranoid person you know, and email him how you have sent holy missionaries from the government to kick his ass 3 days prior I wonder if he will go berserk?[/QUOTE] Send In The Mormons: 101 places to send a mormon.
sent one to my friend. He hates mormons
Trying this out on my neighbor. Hopefully it'll work.
Sent a few Mormons to my best friend.
Oh this is brilliant. But we need people showing results in the form of videos, chatlogs or photo's of the victim being mormonbombed. :v:
[QUOTE=OutOfPop;31721193]Send In The Mormons: 101 places to send a mormon.[/QUOTE] Dude, that should totally be a book. Illustrated in the same way farside comics does it.
Sending a mormon to the woman who used to abuse my girlfriend and her family. Thanks FP! [editline]14th August 2011[/editline] Woulda sent one to other people I hate but I don't have many addresses. Sucks. [editline]14th August 2011[/editline] Thank you for requesting missionaries from The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. They should contact you in a few days. shit I used a fake email
Too bad I don't know any scientologists. I'd love to watch them try to convert each other. :D
Send them to a black neighborhood :v:
[QUOTE=znk666;31726836]Send them to a black neighborhood :v:[/QUOTE] Just send three into the heart of Harlem, this is going to be fun for them.
[QUOTE=Shoupie;31720722]My neighbor is an ex-Mormon. She quit the church and moved where she is now, and they fucking followed her and tried to get her to join again. It sounded so creepy. For the 14 years that I've lived this mini Mormon mecca, missionaries come to my house each year, without fail. Each year, we tell them we're not interested in converting. They're so fucking persistent. My own fucking friends try to convert me. God, sometimes I hate this place. Missionaries troll my entire area. Every time I encounter them on the street, they wave at smile at me. They even wave and smile when I'm driving the car. They make me feel like shit for being rude to them. Goddamn them.[/QUOTE] Do you live in Utah? If so where?
[QUOTE=TheDestroyerOfall;31696007]I have a particular person, who royally pissed me off, by telling my ex all kinds of lies. Would facepunch help to piss them off?[/QUOTE] i work at a barn, i could probably send them some horse shit [editline]14th August 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Quark:;31703923]I'm sure that's where the OP found it..[/QUOTE] nope, i found about it on a youtube ad that apparently thought it was so important it opened up mormon.org when i paused the video
I just sent 20 to myself, shit.
how do you accidentally send twenty submission forms... to your own address.
[QUOTE=Tacooo;31730338]I just sent 20 to myself, shit.[/QUOTE] Make them your slaves.
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