• send someone a mormon!
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[QUOTE=overpain;31828977]Send mormon to me i live in Lithuania. I req. One for me in Estonia. Waiting for 5 days now. I dare all of you.[/QUOTE]
Does the ISS have an address? [B]Mormons In Space[/B]
[QUOTE=Billy Maize;31820596]Pretty sure he's dead.[/QUOTE] I think someone stalked him and found out he was alive. There was a thread about it
My friend is a mormon, really cool guy, never used his religion in any conversation or an excuse for anything. He was sent to some guy's house because some dick went and pretended to be interested just to troll mormons. Well my friend countered troll him and told him that mormons can have as many wives as they want, and have more children than rabbits.
[QUOTE=MeMassiveFag;31835305]My friend is a mormon, really cool guy, never used his religion in any conversation or an excuse for anything. He was sent to some guy's house because some dick went and pretended to be interested just to troll mormons. Well my friend countered troll him and told him that mormons can have as many wives as they want, and have more children than rabbits.[/QUOTE] Polygamy was made illegal, I believe. Mormons haven't been allowed to do that for a while.
[QUOTE=Mikk;31835885]Polygamy was made illegal, I believe. Mormons haven't been allowed to do that for a while.[/QUOTE] Read what I wrote carefully.
Time to send some to my annoying Christian neighbors...
[QUOTE=certified;31790514]The spambot I'm modifying does have an "Info blacklist" feature that prevents it from inputting certain strings of data. Just give me your contact info and I will add you to the permanent always-on spam list.[/QUOTE] fixed [editline]19th August 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=MeMassiveFag;31835305]My friend is a mormon, really cool guy, never used his religion in any conversation or an excuse for anything. He was sent to some guy's house because some dick went and pretended to be interested just to troll mormons. Well my friend countered troll him and told him that mormons can have as many wives as they want, and have more children than rabbits.[/QUOTE] well hopefully their wives won't be birthing rabbits
Send some to your self and blow their minds, oil yourself up, or something.
Send Mormons to a somewhat obscure dock address. When they arrive start playing "Holy diver". See if any one of them gets it.
I sent some to a friend of mine, they didn't come yet..
Some mormons biked past me yesterday. Did any of you send mormons to someone in Redondo Beach?
I want to send one to the building accross from me, which is an apartment full of hispanics, but I don't want them to come to me too.
Does anyone know if this actually works?
Does this actually work outside the us because I don't think there are any mormons in europe.
[QUOTE=cdrw5;31846797]Does this actually work outside the us because I don't think there are any mormons in europe.[/QUOTE] they come outta the goddamn walls!
I wonder of they'll go to a ghetto.
Thread of the Year 2011 right here folks.
[QUOTE=Mr.T;31857235]Thread of the Year 2011 right here folks.[/QUOTE] No.
I'm gonna send that bitch a mormon bitches love mormons
Sent some to my local Freemasonry lodge Can't wait to see this
A friend of mine sent me one. Damnit facepunch, you give such awful/awesome ideas.
Um, I don't want to be a downer, but did anyone ever think that they MIGHT be smart enough to see an unusually high amount of requests suddenly?
[QUOTE=CrispexOps;31872548]Um, I don't want to be a downer, but did anyone ever think that they MIGHT be smart enough to see an unusually high amount of requests suddenly?[/QUOTE] Its God's will \/:downs:\/ Even if they are skeptical of requests, I think they will still do their thing. All the Mormons I've met were very kind.
well, this thread was a far better success than i thought it was. anyone have any horror stories about gods will they would like to share?
I'm not going to get arrested for doing this? Right?
I'm sorry, not to "white-knight" here, but to me this is just wrong in a way. You're exploiting peoples generosity and niceness to irritate others. I would hate to be a Mormon when I have to go to a house and be told to fuck off by people, but that's just me. I personally find ordering pizzas and sending them to the neighbors to be more effective.
[QUOTE=CrispexOps;31874330]I'm sorry, not to "white-knight" here, but to me this is just wrong in a way. You're exploiting peoples generosity and niceness to irritate others. I would hate to be a Mormon when I have to go to a house and be told to fuck off by people, but that's just me.[/QUOTE] i kinda have to agree. though it's hilarious, mormons are really nice people, their religion may be a bit wacky but for some reason it manages to spawn very nice people. They just want to help people in their own way. Sure it's annoying but it's what they want to do with their life \:v:/
[QUOTE=Wii60;31874378]i kinda have to agree. though it's hilarious, mormons are really nice people, their religion may be a bit wacky but for some reason it manages to spawn very nice people. They just want to help people in their own way. Sure it's annoying but it's what they want to do with their life \:v:/[/QUOTE] This. If it was something like Hell's Angels, I might find it a bit more funny, but Mormons actually believe in helping others, and not just to get a "ticket upstairs." I've got some friends who are Mormons. A bit backward, but nice nonetheless.
sent 2 to 2 people i hate
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