• send someone a mormon!
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Too bad you can't ship a mormon across the pond
I did this to myself when I fist posted and I said for them to be consistent. Every other day they are at my house from 6 AM - 8 AM and they will NOT stop coming, this is really making me mad now.
[QUOTE=CrispexOps;31874330]I'm sorry, not to "white-knight" here, but to me this is just wrong in a way. You're exploiting peoples generosity and niceness to irritate others. I would hate to be a Mormon when I have to go to a house and be told to fuck off by people, but that's just me. I personally find ordering pizzas and sending them to the neighbors to be more effective.[/QUOTE] but ordering a pizza to a person's house when they didn't buy it seems worse to me, because you're costing that pizza place time and materials, unless the person actually goes and pays for the pizzas. Mormon's do this sort of thing on the daily anyway, considering the backstory of Mormonism, only a really credulous person would probably ever convert.
Sent some down the road a few blocks, to basically a crack house.
Send them to Dalailama's shrine on the top of that mountain. [editline]22nd August 2011[/editline] I just did it :buddy: Well I mean not to dalai lama but I send some mormons to someone. [editline]22nd August 2011[/editline] And He's living like, three houses next to mine so I'll be watching.
Sending Mormons to a castle complete with Larpers would be a funny thing. It would even be more funny if the larpers thought the Mormons were christian missionaries trying to convert their evil ways. However, most likely the castle will be cardboard ,mind you.
Guys, we should take one person facepunch doesn't like and massively send him mormons.
Lets send fatlord mormons!
[QUOTE=proch;31879794]Guys, we should take one person facepunch doesn't like and massively send him mormons.[/QUOTE] mr apple?
[QUOTE=FlamingSpaz;31880084]mr apple?[/QUOTE] Eww I don't want to pay $120AUD to ship Mormons there
Nah I think mr apple has suffered enough :v:
you think a mormon girl would bang me if i read the bible with her and we drank the blood of christ?
[QUOTE=FinalHunter;31872235]Do you think that if I make a request pretending to be the Principal of my High School, that they'll come to my school and honestly believe that we want them to share their beliefs with the students?[/QUOTE] I just did, the engineers at my gymnasium are going to get a special surprise during their English class next monday.
that awkward moment when a mormon asks you "do you want to be saved?" nothing worse
Jehovahs witness are worse imo.
[QUOTE=proch;31879794]Guys, we should take one person facepunch doesn't like and massively send him mormons.[/QUOTE] compwhizzii
I wonder what'll happen if we send mormons to mormons...and then they send more mormons... [img]http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/yo_dawg_function_t.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Firefox42;31888173]compwhizzii[/QUOTE] Wasn't he having problems with the FBI or something along with Quombat?
[QUOTE=CrispexOps;31874330]I'm sorry, not to "white-knight" here, but to me this is just wrong in a way. You're exploiting peoples generosity and niceness to irritate others. I would hate to be a Mormon when I have to go to a house and be told to fuck off by people, but that's just me. I personally find ordering pizzas and sending them to the neighbors to be more effective.[/QUOTE] But the thing is, spreading the religion is a part of their religion. They have to do it.
Ok so I got a call from my mom. Basically the story I send them (I typed it as if she was typing it) was she was a Satanist who had dabbled in the occult and summoning demons and was afraid she had become possessed and wanted to turn to god for help. She called me the other day and said she was going to mail me the dvd they gave her.
I just ordered one for my dad. this is going to be fun if he doesn't figure out it was me I wonder if I can get them to come on Australian Fathers day
In Soviet Russia, Mormons send you.
[QUOTE=Bobs Your Uncle;31896097]In Soviet Russia, Mormons send you.[/QUOTE] [img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/emoot/frog.gif[/img]
[QUOTE=Bobs Your Uncle;31896097]In Soviet Russia, Mormons send you.[/QUOTE] [img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/emoot/frog.gif[/img]
[QUOTE=Bobs Your Uncle;31896097]In Soviet Russia, Mormons send you.[/QUOTE] [img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/emoot/frog.gif[/img]
1634 coon hill road, skaneateles, new York, 13152. In the comments. Guys name is Andrew.
[QUOTE=proch;31879794]Guys, we should take one person facepunch doesn't like and massively send him mormons.[/QUOTE] Remember that dick that stole money from facepunch at Christmas, and we got his address and everything. Yeah, him.
[QUOTE=NoGuarantees;31890625]I wonder what'll happen if we send mormons to mormons...and then they send more mormons... [img]http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/yo_dawg_function_t.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] What if we send a Mormon to his own home?
[QUOTE=Shibbey;31913025]What if we send a Mormon to his own home?[/QUOTE] he'll explode
Tried to send one to my cousin. Let see if she gets one.
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