Listen I ordered 5 mormons the other day and the package they sent me only contained four!! Guys??
thanks a lot internet, because of you i had mormons visit my house
My friend and I both sent each other Mormon's, and they showed up to both of our houses on the same day. I told them the person they were looking for wasn't here, so they said they would come back. Shit.
[QUOTE=urbanmonkey;31920692]My friend and I both sent each other Mormon's, and they showed up to both of our houses on the same day. I told them the person they were looking for wasn't here, so they said they would come back. Shit.[/QUOTE]
Do what my dad did to the jehovas witnesses that would not stop coming. Wear a pentagram and ONLY a pentagram.
Sent one to some girl ive known for far too long, but she would still see it as a joke, said in the comments that i was really interested in learning aobut jesus. Will ask her in a few days if any mormons visited her
second mormon care package came in the mail today, i enjoy the product to an extent but there will come a time when I have more fun with the styrofoam packing p-nutz that came in the box. is anybody aware of refunds of mormons package due to unsatisfactory product?
[QUOTE=Fuckerlord Crow;32022284]second mormon care package came in the mail today, i enjoy the product to an extent but there will come a time when I have more fun with the styrofoam packing p-nutz that came in the box. is anybody aware of refunds of mormons package due to unsatisfactory product?[/QUOTE]
yes, you just need to re-package them inside an air-tight box and send them back to the sky in your local mail-rocket. be sure to have it on rush delivery
Do you guys think it works in Norway?
There are like three mormons in Norway. We're like almost all atheists.
Those poor misguided souls.
[QUOTE=Walrus.;31701414]Now all we need is to be able to send Jehovah's Witnesses to peoples houses.[/QUOTE]
Sending Mormons and Jehovah's Witnesses to someone house at the same time. That would be hilarious. Hilarious as in watching Mormons and Jehovah's Witnesses discuss about who has the best religion.
Mormons? Pfft. If you live in Norway you can send someone a prime minister.
It's true. Fill in your adress and he might just come visit you;
[url]http://www.tildeg.no/[/url]
Yes, that is a picture of the PM biking.
When i was a kid i allways thought mormons were morlocks from the hg wells time machine.
[QUOTE=BeAR!);32055362]I hate being in Britain sometimes, I want to send a mormon.[/QUOTE]
I sent my friend a mormon but sadly I forgot to put my own email address in for confirmation.
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[QUOTE=mac338;32055170]Mormons? Pfft. If you live in Norway you can send someone a prime minister.
It's true. Fill in your adress and he might just come visit you;
[url]http://www.tildeg.no/[/url]
Yes, that is a picture of the PM biking.[/QUOTE]
What a bad ass, gotta love norway.
[QUOTE=Shoupie;31720722]My neighbor is an ex-Mormon. She quit the church and moved where she is now, and they fucking followed her and tried to get her to join again. It sounded so creepy.
For the 14 years that I've lived this mini Mormon mecca, missionaries come to my house each year, without fail. Each year, we tell them we're not interested in converting. They're so fucking persistent. My own fucking friends try to convert me. God, sometimes I hate this place.
Missionaries troll my entire area. Every time I encounter them on the street, they wave at smile at me. They even wave and smile when I'm driving the car. They make me feel like shit for being rude to them. Goddamn them.[/QUOTE]
You live is Salt Lake, don't you?
My grandparents live there, I know that feel.
It's like they're all watching you.
Oh sweet, I found out that I can send people condoms (20 pack) for free anonymously without cost here in Norway.
Sending them to [B]everyone![/B]
[B]EDIT[/B]: Proxies + 10 minute mail = 120 condoms sent out to my friends. Their reactions will be priceless. Especially when their moms take in their mail.
Sent one to a Taco Bell
Someone needs to make a script or something that sends mass mormans to one person. It's annoying having to keep filling out my ex-girlfriends info.
(she's atheist)
I have a crush on this girl, should I send her mormons
[QUOTE=InUndenial;32115904]I have a crush on this girl, should I send her mormons[/QUOTE]
flowers are gay, go for it
Who the hell funds this shit?
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Is this really all through donation?
I was raised in a mormon household.
[QUOTE=nikomo;31701886]Fuck, I just realized I didn't remember to get Satan's address last time I died.[/QUOTE]
...don't worry, something tells me a few Mormans will find there way ;)
[QUOTE=bhomer2;32116160]I was raised in a mormon household.[/QUOTE]
oh...
im sorry
I might send a couple to Mayor Nutter, depending on what he does for Philadelphia next year (If he's still elected)
Send one to my ex-girlfriend, I can't wait for those stupid facebook status of hers to mention a mormon! :D
[QUOTE=The Aussie;31912549]Remember that dick that stole money from facepunch at Christmas, and we got his address and everything. Yeah, him.[/QUOTE]
Lordofthefat? Yeah let me see if I can find that picture people made with his details.
EDIT: Found it, enjoy.
[IMG]http://g.imagehost.org/0240/Picture2_6.png[/IMG]
[QUOTE=EzioAuditore;32125763]Lordofthefat? Yeah let me see if I can find that picture people made with his details.
EDIT: Found it, enjoy.
[IMG]http://g.imagehost.org/0240/Picture2_6.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]
"but sir, their numbers exceed the thousands. They will block out the sun"
"THEN WE SHALL MORMON IN THE SHADE"
bump because more people need to know about this.
[QUOTE=krazipanda;32159721]"but sir, their numbers exceed the thousands. They will block out the sun"
"THEN WE SHALL MORMON IN THE SHADE"[/QUOTE]
I think a simple "Our mormons will block out the sun!" fits excellently.
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