What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich?
[sp]You don't fuck a sandwich before you eat it you silly cunt[/sp]
[QUOTE=EditOutJ;34966397]What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich?
[sp]You don't fuck a sandwich before you eat it you silly cunt[/sp][/QUOTE]
[sp]I do[/sp]
Ever try Ethiopian food?
[sp]neither have they.[/sp]
[editline]3rd March 2012[/editline]
What did the Mexican fireman name his two children?
[sp]José and Hose B. [/sp]
Why couldn't Helen Keller drive?
[sp]She was a woman.[/sp]
How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
[sp]None, they beat the room for being black.[/sp]
So a black guy, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar.
[sp]And the bartender says, "Get the fuck out"[/sp]
[QUOTE=MBB;34967012]So a black guy, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar.
[sp]And the bartender says, "Get the fuck out"[/sp][/QUOTE]
I love that movie. then again, who doesn't love that movie?
You need to add the rules that we can make sexist and racist jokes like in the last OP or we'll get banned for making them.
How do you starve a black man?
[sp]put his wellfare check under his workin' boots.[/sp]
So an asari walks into a bar, and the bartender asks her "why so blue?"
[QUOTE=FFStudios;34953137]uh, "distasteful" =/= "fucking stupid"[/QUOTE]
They fit in both categories though.
What do you need to catch a Jew?
[SP]A fishing rod and a dollar bill.[/SP]
Collars to the left of me!
Fences to the right!
Here I am. Stuck in the middle of Jews.
How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen?
Two in the front, three in the back, and [sp]forty seven in the ashtray[/sp]
Why do Aspirin work?
[sp]Because they're white.[/sp]
What's the best part about fucking twentyfour year olds?
[sp]there's 20 of them[/sp]
what's 4 inches long and didn't get sucked on valentines day?
[sp]Whitney Houston's crack pipe[/sp]
[QUOTE=Ban Camp;34971017]They fit in both categories though.[/QUOTE]
Why post a fucking stupid distasteful joke then?
What's so bad about a car with two black guys driving off a cliff?
[sp]The car has space for two more[/sp]
What do you call a 100 black people on the sea?
[sp]An oil spill[/sp]
What do you call 100 black people UNDER the sea?
[sp]A good start[/sp]
How do you babysit a little black kid?
[sp]You put velcro on the ceiling and tell it to jump[/sp]
Not that distasteful.
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how many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
[sp]none, let the bitch cook in the dark.[/sp]
Black rights
There are 4 people on a small plane. The pilot, an Asian, an American, and a Mexican. The pilot says the plane is ove weight and is going to crash if they don't throw some stuff off. The Asian throws noodles off and says "I have enough of those at home". The Mexican throws some tacos off and says "I have enough of those at home". The American throws the Mexican and says "I have enough of those at home".
How do you like your eggs?
[sp]Fertilized[/sp]
So a guy came late to work, and his excuse was
"I ran over a black man"
And his boss asked
"But why are there twigs and shit on your bumper?"
And he answered
"Well he ran into the woods"
A tramp walks into a bar and asks for a fork, the bartender says k and gives him one
Another tramp walks into a bar and asks for a fork again, the bartender gives him one
Finally, a 3rd tramp walks in and asks for a spoon.
The bartender says "Why do you want a spoon when the other 2 tramps wanted a fork?" and the tramp says
"Well, someone's been sick in the street, and all the lumpy bits are gone"
[QUOTE=CtrlAltElite;34980567]A tramp walks into a bar and asks for a fork, the bartender says k and gives him one
Another tramp walks into a bar and asks for a fork again, the bartender gives him one
Finally, a 3rd tramp walks in and asks for a spoon.
The bartender says "Why do you want a spoon when the other 2 tramps wanted a fork?" and the tramp says
"Well, someone's been sick in the street, and all the lumpy bits are gone"[/QUOTE]
why
What do you get when you shoot a mexican off a bike?
[sp]Your bike back[/sp]
What's black and doesn't make any sense
[sp]Bill Cosby[/sp]
What's the difference between a live, and a dead hooker?
[sp]The dead hooker doesn't squirm when I stab her[/sp]
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