[QUOTE=Bound;35030131]How do you get it down?
[sp]Tell a Mexican it's a pinata.[/sp]
[/QUOTE]
Fucking classic. Nice one!
Did you hear about the mexican who went to college?
[sp]Neither did I[/sp]
What does a black man and an apple have in common?
...[I]They hang in trees[/I]
I got Alzheimers, I get new friends everyday
Africans have the best drinking games.
[sp]Like, "The last one to find water dies"...[/sp]
[QUOTE=Jocke;35068787]What does a black man and an apple have in common?
...[I]They hang in trees[/I]
I got Alzheimers, I get new friends everyday[/QUOTE]
Not how the jokes goes.
A black man and an apple fall from a tree, which hits the ground first?
[sp]The apple, the rope catches the black[/sp]
What do you say to a woman who has just had a miscarriage?
For fuck's sake, can't you do anything right...?
Who's Kony's favorite rapper
[sp] soulja boy [/sp]
Which black actor do you see in action films?
[SP]arnold schwarzenigger[/SP]
I posted the exact same thing accidentally in another thread.
[url]http://facepunch.com/threads/1167779?p=34971719&highlight=#post34971719[/url]
Courtesy of Jimmy Carr...
How'd you make a gay fuck a woman?
[sp]Shit in her cunt.[/sp]
How do you trace a scatter plot?
[sp]Give the pencil to Michael J Fox[/sp]
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What does African food taste like?
[sp]Dirt[/sp]
[QUOTE=nixxez;35018697]What's faster than a black man with a TV?
His cousin with the VCR.[/QUOTE]
What's faster than that?
[sp]a jew with a coupon[/sp]
So a little girl is in the shower with her mom and sees her breasts. The girl asks her mother, ''Will I get those to when I grow up ?'' ''Yes you will," the mother answers. The next day, the little girl showers with her dad and she sees his penis. She asks, ''Will I get that too when I grow up?' and he answers,
[sp]''If you don't tell your mom, you can get it right now"[/sp]
Trying to find a hot girl to have sex with is like trying to find a decent parking space:
Sometimes all the good ones are taken...
[sp]... so the best thing to do is to slip it in a disabled one.[/sp]
Did you hear about that devil worshiper with Dyslexia?
[sp]He sold his soul to Santana.[/sp]
How can you fit four gay people on a stool?
[sp]Turn the stool over[/sp]
There were four gay guys sitting in a pool, and then they see some semen floating at the surface.
[sp]Then one of them says, "okay, who farted?"[/sp]
What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
[sp]The mosquito stops sucking once you slap it[/sp]
"Knock Knock."
"Who's there?"
[sp]Not the best move Anne Frank ever made[/sp]
Have you heard the joke about the baby with AIDS?
[sp]It never gets old[/sp]
If a tree falls on a woman, and nobody else is around, does she make a sound?
[sp]Of course not, there are no trees in the kitchen[/sp]
Where does the three-legged horse live?
[sp]In the unstable[/sp]
How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb
[sp]to get to the other side[/sp]
1 out of 5 women misread a pregnancy test.
[sp]because the other 4 finished highschool[/sp]
Not sure if any of these have been told, but:
Who's Joseph Koney's favourite Rapper?
Soulja Boy
What's the difference between a baby and a tramploine?
I take my boots off to jump on a trampoline
What's black and wrinkled and floats in the bath?
Not Whitney Houston you sicko! Trevor McDonald's nutsack!
Went to Switzerland for an assisted suicide, got there just in time for breakfast. The sick bastards were serving Cheerios!
How do you start a rave in Africa?
Glue bread to the ceiling.
What's the difference between a Pizza and jews?
[sp] The pizza doesn't shout in the oven [/sp]
What's the difference between Santa Clause and Jews?
[sp] Santa comes DOWN the chimney [/sp]
Why did Hitler kill himself?
[sp] The jews send him a gas bill [/sp]
I know too many of those.
And it's not because I'm german.
I guess...
I saved a black family drowning
[sp] as a .jpeg[/sp]
what's the difference between a gay guy and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche.
What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Mud slide.
What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill?
Jail Break.
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What's the difference between a family-sized pizza and a black guy?
The pizza can support a family.
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How many jews can you fit into a car?
40. 5 in the seats, 35 in the ash tray.
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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and an expensive car?
I don't have an expensive car in my garage.
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9/10 people enjoy gang rape.
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A Mexican, a Russian, and an American are celebrating the tower they just built by throwing things off it for good luck. The Mexican throws a taco off. The other two ask, "Why did you do that?" He responds, "We have a lot in my country, we could do without one." The Russian throws a bottle of vodka off the tower. The other two ask, "Why did you do that?" He responds, "we have a lot of vodka in my country, we could do without a bottle." The American throws the Mexican off the tower, and the Russian asks "What the hell is wrong with you?" The American responds, "We have a lot of Mexicans in my country. We could do without one".
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What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash, the other is a watermelon.
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What do black people and apples have in common? They look best hanging from a tree.
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I'm going to hell.
[QUOTE=soccerskyman;35170432]
I'm going to hell.[/QUOTE]
With all of those reposts I wouldn't be surprised
What are the worst 3 years of a black person's life?(Not the real word, but trying not to be [I]too[/I] racist).
[sp]First grade.[/sp]
What's faster than a black dude with a TV?
[sp]His cousin with a VCR.[/sp]
[QUOTE=jbthekid;35171415]
[sp]His cousin with a VCR.[/sp][/QUOTE]
Whats faster than that?
[sp]Their cousin with the bike[/sp]
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