• We all have it, we all hate it - ASS HAIR
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Hair around your anus is a real pain in the ass. *Budump chi*
nevermind
Hahah. xD Wax!
[QUOTE=striker453;16577747]a shaver use it...[/QUOTE] take a sharp object to your asshole I'll pass [editline]07:21AM[/editline] [QUOTE=radioactive;16577787]Let me explain something. Shaving = cut your self, (you always will do it), wipe bum, bit of shit gets into cut, cut gets infected, cut turns into Cyst, you can't sit down, well done.[/QUOTE] shaving your asshole is deadly
When you make a beard for someone with your friends, what are you going to use?
Don't shave your ass hair. Trust me. There was a story posted here roughly a month ago where this guy shaved his ass and he had to deal with prickly hairs constantly rubbing, and what feels like an oil slick in your asscrack.
i have this too sometimes i dont whipe my ass good then the next day i take a bath and take a look at my sexy ass and i see brown stripes :eek:
[QUOTE=Oreosmith;16578222]Hair around your anus is a real pain in the ass. *Budump chi*[/QUOTE] :downsrim:
It's called learn how to wipe your arse properly.
[QUOTE=CrazyV3;16577758][img]http://www.sinunapteekki.fi/catalog/images/duroy_pinsetit1.jpg[/img] Have fun.[/QUOTE] [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-geno.gif[/img]
I'm content with my ass hair. I have enough trouble keeping my face clean shaven. I went through puberty at like 9 or 10. So I've had a full beard since I was 12. :suicide:
[QUOTE=markg06;16578782]It's called learn how to wipe your arse properly.[/QUOTE] i use 30 to 40 pieces of paper
[QUOTE=ReznorT;16577952]no You need a straight razor and a steady hand[/QUOTE] Have fun with the insane amount of blood. The anal walls are extremely fragile.
[QUOTE=Wektron;16577737]Even worse is when your dick touched the water in the toilet.[/QUOTE]Haha don't flatter yourself man.
[img]http://www.walyou.com/img/usb-lighter-electric-gadget-1.jpg[/img] Do it. You know you want to.
[QUOTE=MiniManz;16578963]Haha don't flatter yourself man.[/QUOTE] Woop woop small dick alert
And another retarded thread in general discussion. Who could have guessed. :hurr:
[QUOTE=Wektron;16577737]The hair on the ass cheeks aren't so bad, I mean, they're natural, however, the hair around your anus..Nyah my gawd.. Anyone else got this annoying issue? *pooping* Nice! *finished pooping, wiping butt* Wh-what? Hair? BUT THE SHIT IS GONNA DRY, FFFFFF D: Even worse is when your dick touched the water in the toilet. Any tips on what I should do, doctor?[/QUOTE] Wow you guys have arse hair so bad that shit dries to it? One of the few times I say us girls lucky with our bodies.
[QUOTE=xXDictatorXx;16579174]Wow you guys have arse hair so bad that shit dries to it? One of the few times I say us girls lucky with our bodies.[/QUOTE] Ass hair isn't as bad as having blood come out of a hole in-between your legs But yes, you have nice bodies.
I heard if you take some industrial strength bleach and dab it on some toilet paper, then wipe your ass, it'll remove your hairs.
[QUOTE=Woutsie;16578914]i use 30 to 40 pieces of paper[/QUOTE] More like ROLLS
[QUOTE=Woutsie;16578914]i use 30 to 40 pieces of paper[/QUOTE] You should ask your parents to potty train you again.
[QUOTE=DrumStick;16579267]More like ROLLS[/QUOTE] nono pieces of paper. pieces of paper.
[QUOTE=Woutsie;16578914]i use 30 to 40 pieces of paper[/QUOTE] oh woutsie you so crazy [editline]08:08AM[/editline] ma the toilet is clogged clogged again what the fuck are you eating that makes you shit so hard no ma i just use fuckloads of paper
Enjoy: [quote=Random Internet Story]Don't Shave I have recently made one of the biggest mistakes in my life, and I offer my story to you, that you may learn from my error. It all started, as many things do, with me having trouble shitting. No, I was not constipated. This was not a regularity problem but a matter of technique. It seems my ass-hair had grown to such a length that tiny balls of shit were constantly getting tied up in the matted jungle between my ass-cheeks. It led to much frustration, with me knowing that I still had something to drop, but unable to shake the tenacious turd loose from its butt hair dwelling place. Eventually I would have to do one of two things: either reach down with some paper and try to pinch off the lingering loaf (which required careful precision to avoid smearing the creature all over my rear, especially since I had no way of seeing what I was doing) or just go for broke, start wiping, and hope that I could remove all the leftover fecal matter before the toilet paper reached its ‘Can't-Be-Flushed’ threshold. As I was contemplating this problem, I had what seemed at the time to be a brilliant idea. “Hey, this is my butt and my butt-hair, right? So why don't I just eliminate all the hair all together, and then my crap will flow out like beer from a keg!" I said to myself. It is a statement that will go down in history with a lot of other regretted statements, things like "How many Indians could there be?" said by General Custer. "Looks like a good day for a drive!" by JFK, or "There! America On-Line now has complete Usenet access!" by some idiot system tech. Such was my anal shaving idea. I performed the operation that night, with a cheap disposable razor and a towel to sit on. Starting from the bottom, and shaving from the crack to the cheeks, I began the arduous process of ridding my ass of hair. Occasionally, I would have to clean the razor of accumulated hair and miscellaneous slime, which I did by wiping it on the towel. Slowly, my twin mounds and the between-ravine began to resemble the hairless cheeks of a newborn baby. Finally, I wiped the razor one last time, and surveyed my work. The towel was covered with a pile of hair. My ass was smooth as ivory. I smiled; satisfied, thinking my troubles were over. Little did I know? I now have a great respect for anal-hair. Like everything in this world God created, it has its mighty purpose in existence. It was only after I had removed it that I started to learn how much I had been taking it for granted. For one, it provides friction. I learned this the next day, when I walked out into the sun heading for class. After climbing two flights of stairs and starting to sweat, I started to notice something unpleasant. The sweat was accumulating in my crack, and was causing the unpleasant sensation of my two ass-cheeks sliding past each other with every step. I thought about going to the bathroom and wiping it off, but had to get to class. Eventually, I thought, it would dry. Unfortunately, it did dry, but only after mingling with the microscopic shit- molecules lingering around my brown starfish. When I stood up after class, my cheeks were stuck together with a slimy sticky shit/sweat combination. As I made my way back to my dorm, it started to itch. And I mean it itch! Felt like a swarm of ants was making its way up and down my crack. Fighting to keep from jamming my hand down there and scratching away, I rushed back to the dorm. Unfortunately again, this exertion caused me to sweat, and when I finally reached my room, my cheeks were sliding back and forth against each other like a pair of horny cane-toads. I quickly dropped my pants, and attempted to dry my ass off by sticking it in front of a fan and spreading my cheeks. As I pulled the two mounds of flesh apart, a horrible stench burst free and filled the room. Every dog within a 4-block radius started to howl. I had it worst of all, as the ripe aroma of festering shit/sweat went into the fan and blew back into my face. I fought to keep from heaving. And as I sat there, fighting vomit, my ass cheeks spread and dripping, with the concentrated aroma of my body odor mixed with the tangy smell of my own shit blowing right into my face, I had only one thought: "It will be like this until the hair grows back. Weeks." Later on, trying to deal as best I could, wiping my ass at every opportunity, I discovered another wonderful use for ass-hair, ventilation. I attempted to launch a fart, only to have it get stuck between my ass-cheeks. Apparently, with no hair, the two pink twins can get vacuum-sealed together, and the result was a frustrating fart that slid up and down between my cheeks like a lost gerbil. As if that wasn't enough, I am now enduring further torture. As anyone who has ever shaved anything knows, when hair is first growing back in, it comes in as stubble. Imagine your ass having the texture of a Brillo pad. Well, that’s what I am dealing with now. It is a hellish torture, and there are many times when I just look out the window and contemplate why I shouldn't just jump out and get it all over with in one fleshy splat, rather than endure this constant agony. All I can say is friends don’t shave your ass hair! The end… [/quote]
[QUOTE=<3 Riutse <3;16579236]I heard if you take some industrial strength bleach and dab it on some toilet paper, then wipe your ass, it'll remove your hairs.[/QUOTE]Before you do that but some Nair on your balls. Smooth as eggs and it feels fantastic.
[QUOTE=the ghost;16578770]Don't shave your ass hair. Trust me. There was a story posted here roughly a month ago where this guy shaved his ass and he had to deal with prickly hairs constantly rubbing, and what feels like an oil slick in your asscrack.[/QUOTE] He was just trying to be funny. I shave my ass all the time. I didn't feel anything he said. Maybe a bit of prickling a little after, but it goes away.
[QUOTE=Zeldy;16579325]I shave my ass all the time..[/QUOTE] woop woop my insult vocabulary does not include a word that I can call you for saying that but whatever that word may be you are it alert
[QUOTE=Lankist;16579342]woop woop my insult vocabulary does not include a word that I can call you for saying that but whatever that word may be you are it alert[/QUOTE] Thanks for letting me know.
I don't see why guys need to have ass hair when girls can do fine without it
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