[QUOTE=crzymike13;22188242]No thank you, but if you did, could you prove its yours?[/QUOTE]
If my identity came under fire like Zoey's has here, I would definitely go through the trouble of providing proof (pictures or otherwise). It's honestly not that difficult. Nothing to hide right?
[QUOTE=MegaChalupa;22188283]Buy me a plane ticket, I will fly to your house and slap you in the face with it.[/QUOTE]
Doubt you would do that...
And how does this PROVE your a guy?
[QUOTE=crzymike13;22188326]Doubt you would do that...
And how does this PROVE your a guy?[/QUOTE]
If you don't believe that me hitting you in the face with my dick is proof enough, you could go for some DNA testing.
[url]https://www.23andme.com/[/url]
Wow I'm beginning to think FPtje is an okay guy compared to crzymike13
[QUOTE=crzymike13;22188326]Doubt you would do that...
And how does this PROVE your a guy?[/QUOTE]
Quick question. Has "Zoey" told you any of the stories from the op? If so, do you believe them?
[QUOTE=LeonS;22188399]Wow I'm beginning to think FPtje is an okay guy compared to crzymike13[/QUOTE]
I've reached this establishment nearly four pages back.
[QUOTE=StupidUsername67;22188440]I've reached this establishment nearly four pages back.[/QUOTE]
Okay I'll go care over there.
[QUOTE=crzymike13;22186365]Hah! Factual basis?
Why believe this "Factual basis" when you can believe someone who does not need one?[/QUOTE]
Give this guy THAT title. Wow that's an amazing quote.
Why believe facts if you can believe someone who doesn't [u]need[/u] facts? :v:
[quote=crzymike13]Athiest ftw? Why bring your shit religion into this?[/quote]
Because you think exactly the same way as religious people. Don't trust factual science, trust the pope who doesn't [u]need[/u] facts.
crzymike13, If you're wondering why nobody believes you here's a hint:
It might have something to do with the fact that you believe in Cyborg females that have death curing medicine and can light shit on fire with their mind.
Now please, PLEASE tell us we are the gullible ones.
[QUOTE=FPtje;22188617]Give this guy THAT title. Wow that's an amazing quote.
Why believe facts if you can believe someone who doesn't [u]need[/u] facts? :v:[/QUOTE]
:D
I need to work on my English.
That was pretty silly of you.
[QUOTE=crzymike13;22184852]People are to gullible...
Do you believe everything you read on the internet?[/QUOTE]
pretty funny coming from you haha
[editline]08:03AM[/editline]
but its ok u got an internet relationship
FPtje, if he's ddosing you, get his IP and report it to his ISP. If you can't do that simply call up your isp and explain the situation; they will check and contact his ISP. If you do that his internet will likely be taken away from him.
[QUOTE=crzymike13;22187864]All I am saying is this:
"Why must I provide evidence that the story is false when it is obviously false?"
You have yet to give a good answer to this question, just write paragraphs about how much you hate it...[/QUOTE]
My arguments are stated in the first post. Why I say Zoey is a guy, how I've come to that conclusion and what the reasons are to come to that conclusion.
You use [url=http://ksuweb.kennesaw.edu/~shagin/logfal-pbc-circular.htm]circular reasoning[/url]
"It's false because it's obviously false"
Your argument is exactly the same as your statement and is therefore invalid.
I found some old chatlogs. I didn't break up with Zoey in august/september. I did before. Here's some quotes from a chatlog from the 2nd of june 2009. AFTER I found out.
[code](FPtje) Falco: Do you have powers of any sort?
(FPtje) Falco: being able to ignite shit?
Zoey: No,as said before i belive my fucking brother.
(FPtje) Falco: .. you said you ignited stuff yourself
Zoey: yeah
Zoey: probly coz my brother rigged it.
Zoey: hes just insane enough to make me belive anything.
Zoey: Are we done?
(FPtje) Falco: why such a hurry?
Zoey: Because i dont want to waste my time having to explain all this shit wich i ALREADY tried to explain
(FPtje) Falco: Haha
Zoey: i dont need to make you belive anything
Zoey: i dont give a shit
Zoey: so hurry it up
(FPtje) Falco: Looking at what you said in your post it seems like you do but ok
(FPtje) Falco: You said you ignited stuff yourself
(FPtje) Falco: there's no way someone else can make you believe that
Zoey: Hell, riggin sumtin is easy
Zoey: he probly used a lighter and a timer or sumtin
(FPtje) Falco: Not without noticing it jeez[/code]
Zoey had claimed before that "she" could ignite stuff with her mind. She tried it several times herself and it worked every time. But afterwards he said he believed his brother.
Unless his brother has some sort of film studio in their house it would be kind of hard to fake igniting stuff with the mind. It wouldn't be impossible, but it would be really hard.
Immediately after I started talking about "her" telekinesis:
[code](FPtje) Falco: you said you could move stuff too
(FPtje) Falco: there are no thrusters IRL
Zoey: Well dur no
Zoey: i dont know how he rigs up shit like this
Zoey: but hes probly just insane enough to take his time to do it
(FPtje) Falco: Probably not
Zoey: Your point of view
Zoey: My point of view
(FPtje) Falco: Either member of your family would have noticed[/code]
And then Zoey stated "she" lived alone in the full size family house, their mother left, brother left. But their mother still pays for the house! Yeah right!
[code]Zoey: different places in different ways.
Zoey: oh didnt you know that already?
(FPtje) Falco: know what
Zoey: my mom and my sister left after my brother left aswell
Zoey: my mom is still paying for the house for some reason
Zoey: i dunno
Zoey: so im pretty much by myself
(FPtje) Falco: that absolutely makes no sense at all
(FPtje) Falco: They don't all leave at the same time
Zoey: Yeah well peoples lifes get fucked all the time
(FPtje) Falco: or so short after each other
(FPtje) Falco: leaving one person behind
(FPtje) Falco: that's just stupid[/code]
Zoey about talking through the microphone with me:
[code](FPtje) Falco: While we were together
(FPtje) Falco: have you ever spoken through the mic during our time together?
Zoey: as said
Zoey: a couple
(FPtje) Falco: As far as I remembered
(FPtje) Falco: especially in the end
(FPtje) Falco: we talked through the mic 99% of the time
(FPtje) Falco: and you too
(FPtje) Falco: saying small shit
(FPtje) Falco: so if you have only talked to me "a couple of times"
(FPtje) Falco: rite?
(FPtje) Falco: then The rest of the time I would have talked to your brother right?
Zoey: im guessing so yeah
(FPtje) Falco: The voice always sounded the same
(FPtje) Falco: exactly the same
Zoey: my borther is a good voice fucker
Zoey: as in he can throw it
(FPtje) Falco: Come on, don't bullshit me
Zoey: If i was bullshitting you i wouldnt be here talking right now
(FPtje) Falco: Hehe[/code]
Pretty much self explanatory. Zoey talked to me a few times and the other times I talked to "her" brother even though they had exactly the same voice :v:
Here are my pieces of evidence. Now try to say I'm bullshitting everyone again.
hi I am a cyborg and I am ready for cyberspace with you in the bed.
i died 9 times but men bring me back to life by licking my vagina
[QUOTE=FPtje;22188936]My arguments are stated in the first post. Why I say Zoey is a guy, how I've come to that conclusion and what the reasons are to come to that conclusion.
You use [URL="http://ksuweb.kennesaw.edu/%7Eshagin/logfal-pbc-circular.htm"]circular reasoning[/URL]
"It's false because it's obviously false"
Your argument is exactly the same as your statement and is therefore invalid.
I found some old chatlogs. I didn't break up with Zoey in august/september. I did before. Here's some quotes from a chatlog from the 2nd of june 2009. AFTER I found out.
[code](FPtje) Falco: Do you have powers of any sort?
(FPtje) Falco: being able to ignite shit?
Zoey: No,as said before i belive my fucking brother.
(FPtje) Falco: .. you said you ignited stuff yourself
Zoey: yeah
Zoey: probly coz my brother rigged it.
Zoey: hes just insane enough to make me belive anything.
Zoey: Are we done?
(FPtje) Falco: why such a hurry?
Zoey: Because i dont want to waste my time having to explain all this shit wich i ALREADY tried to explain
(FPtje) Falco: Haha
Zoey: i dont need to make you belive anything
Zoey: i dont give a shit
Zoey: so hurry it up
(FPtje) Falco: Looking at what you said in your post it seems like you do but ok
(FPtje) Falco: You said you ignited stuff yourself
(FPtje) Falco: there's no way someone else can make you believe that
Zoey: Hell, riggin sumtin is easy
Zoey: he probly used a lighter and a timer or sumtin
(FPtje) Falco: Not without noticing it jeez[/code]Zoey had claimed before that "she" could ignite stuff with her mind. She tried it several times herself and it worked every time. But afterwards he said he believed his brother.
Unless his brother has some sort of film studio in their house it would be kind of hard to fake igniting stuff with the mind. It wouldn't be impossible, but it would be really hard.
Immediately after I started talking about "her" telekinesis:
[code](FPtje) Falco: you said you could move stuff too
(FPtje) Falco: there are no thrusters IRL
Zoey: Well dur no
Zoey: i dont know how he rigs up shit like this
Zoey: but hes probly just insane enough to take his time to do it
(FPtje) Falco: Probably not
Zoey: Your point of view
Zoey: My point of view
(FPtje) Falco: Either member of your family would have noticed[/code]And then Zoey stated "she" lived alone in the full size family house, their mother left, brother left. But their mother still pays for the house! Yeah right!
[code]Zoey: different places in different ways.
Zoey: oh didnt you know that already?
(FPtje) Falco: know what
Zoey: my mom and my sister left after my brother left aswell
Zoey: my mom is still paying for the house for some reason
Zoey: i dunno
Zoey: so im pretty much by myself
(FPtje) Falco: that absolutely makes no sense at all
(FPtje) Falco: They don't all leave at the same time
Zoey: Yeah well peoples lifes get fucked all the time
(FPtje) Falco: or so short after each other
(FPtje) Falco: leaving one person behind
(FPtje) Falco: that's just stupid[/code]Zoey about talking through the microphone with me:
[code](FPtje) Falco: While we were together
(FPtje) Falco: have you ever spoken through the mic during our time together?
Zoey: as said
Zoey: a couple
(FPtje) Falco: As far as I remembered
(FPtje) Falco: especially in the end
(FPtje) Falco: we talked through the mic 99% of the time
(FPtje) Falco: and you too
(FPtje) Falco: saying small shit
(FPtje) Falco: so if you have only talked to me "a couple of times"
(FPtje) Falco: rite?
(FPtje) Falco: then The rest of the time I would have talked to your brother right?
Zoey: im guessing so yeah
(FPtje) Falco: The voice always sounded the same
(FPtje) Falco: exactly the same
Zoey: my borther is a good voice fucker
Zoey: as in he can throw it
(FPtje) Falco: Come on, don't bullshit me
Zoey: If i was bullshitting you i wouldnt be here talking right now
(FPtje) Falco: Hehe[/code]Pretty much self explanatory. Zoey talked to me a few times and the other times I talked to "her" brother even though they had exactly the same voice :v:
Here are my pieces of evidence. Now try to say I'm bullshitting everyone again.[/QUOTE]
You do know how easy it is to fake chat logs, correct?
Whats even better is if you have timestamps cuz zoey hasnt came on yet...
Oh, lets not forget... Gullible...
[QUOTE=crzymike13;22189356]You do know how easy it is to fake chat logs, correct?
Whats even better is if you have timestamps cuz zoey hasnt came on yet...
Oh, lets not forget... Gullible...[/QUOTE]
Do you know how easy it is to fake your gender online?
[QUOTE=crzymike13;22189356]zoey hasnt came on[/QUOTE]
We all know he's a guy, but that doesn't mean you need to tell us what you and him do in private.
who cares.
[QUOTE=Vonderdurp;22189382]Do you know how easy it is to fake your gender online?[/QUOTE]
Ya, I do...
And that can be used as an argument against any of you...
[QUOTE=crzymike13;22189442]Ya, I do...
And that can be used as an argument against any of you...[/QUOTE]
True that. Everyone on the facepunch teamspeak thinks I'm a guy, but I just use a really realistic voice changer
yep
[QUOTE=crzymike13;22189356]You do know how easy it is to fake chat logs, correct?
Whats even better is if you have timestamps cuz zoey hasnt came on yet...
Oh, lets not forget... Gullible...[/QUOTE]
Try reading the post next time, spanky.
[editline]03:18AM[/editline]
[QUOTE=crzymike13;22189442]Ya, I do...
And that can be used as an argument against any of you...[/QUOTE]
Srsly everybody thinks I'm a guy but in reality I'm a rock.
[editline]03:18AM[/editline]
Did I mention I can explode stuff?
[QUOTE=crzymike13;22189442]Ya, I do...
And that can be used as an argument against any of you...[/QUOTE]
Because I'm totally a female coder who has a girlfriend. Yes.
It's only guys pretending to be girls - not the other way around.
[QUOTE=|FlapJack|;22189506]Because I'm totally a female coder who has a girlfriend. Yes.
It's only guys pretending to be girls - not the other way around.[/QUOTE]
and FBI agents pretending to be kids.
[QUOTE=|FlapJack|;22189506]Because I'm totally a female coder who has a girlfriend. Yes.
It's only guys pretending to be girls - not the other way around.[/QUOTE]
And why would this be?
Iv seen plenty of girls on the internet... Time for you to get off the sausage forums...
[QUOTE=crzymike13;22189520]And why would this be?
Iv seen plenty of girls on the internet... Time for you to get off the sausage forums...[/QUOTE]
you [i]think[/i] you've seen plenty of girls on the internet.
[QUOTE=crzymike13;22189520]And why would this be?
Iv seen plenty of girls on the internet... Time for you to get off the sausage forums...[/QUOTE]
The only girls I've seen on the internet is the ones that I know in real life. Mainly because other than those there's no way of telling if they're actually girls or not.
Cool fact: 9/10 girls on the internet are guys.
they're really all russain cyborg dudes
[editline]03:22AM[/editline]
god dammit
[QUOTE=StupidUsername67;22189542]you [I]think[/I] you've seen plenty of girls on the internet.[/QUOTE]
Replace that "think" word with "know".
You don't know half the shit I know...
[QUOTE=FPtje;22183444]Everyone's made their point. I was fucking thick.
This is a call out thread for Zoey, not a FPtje is an idiot thread.[/QUOTE]
Seriously dude, internet relationship? Dear god.
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