• My three years of experience with wizey
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[QUOTE=crzymike13;22200473]Hacker... You could not be so much more further from the truth... Sense I could not find a good defintion of what I am, heres the defintion of a black hat hacker... [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_hat[/url][/QUOTE] That has to be the shortest and probably the most useless wikipedia article I have ever seen used on facepunch. You're not a hacker. You can't threaten anyone here. You use a third party-program which does half-assed DDos "attacks" on the IP you enter. You don't know what you are doing. You have several IP bans, all of which were for [B]ATTEMPTING [/B]to crash servers, most likely because you got butthurt. You're right. We don't know who we're messing with. Nobody knows you, nobody have ever before heard about you. What we do know, however, is what you are. You are a nobody. You come here trying to whiteknight some kid which pretends to be a cybernetic robot girl and whatnot, but end up getting butthurt and attempting to DDos, or at least threaten to do so. Pathetic.
[QUOTE=capslock;22200617]That has to be the shortest and probably the most useless wikipedia article I have ever seen used on facepunch. You're not a hacker. You can't threaten anyone here. You use a third party-program which does half-assed DDos "attacks" on the IP you enter. You don't know what you are doing. You have several IP bans, all of which were for [B]ATTEMPTING [/B]to crash servers, most likely because you got butthurt. You're right. We don't know who we're messing with. Nobody knows you, nobody have ever before heard about you. What we do know, however, is what you are. You are a nobody. You come here trying to whiteknight some kid which pretends to be a cybernetic robot girl and whatnot, but end up getting butthurt and attempting to DDos, or at least threaten to do so. Pathetic.[/QUOTE] Man, I want to put that on a coffee mug
[quote]- She was pyrotechnic (can ignite shit with her mind)[/quote] Correction, Pyrokinetic. As Pyrokinesis is the ability to ignite things with the mind, other similiar powers are Cryokinesis, Telekinesis.
[QUOTE=ViralHatred;22200659]Correction, Pyrokinetic. As Pyrokinesis is the ability to ignite things with the mind, other similiar powers are Cryokinesis, Telekinesis.[/QUOTE] Fuck. I want to be cryikinetic.
I sense a craptasket clone.. Posts shit that won't get you banned but still annoying to everyone and generally shit :ohdear:
[QUOTE=capslock;22200617]That has to be the shortest and probably the most useless wikipedia article I have ever seen used on facepunch. You're not a hacker. You can't threaten anyone here. You use a third party-program which does half-assed DDos "attacks" on the IP you enter. You don't know what you are doing. You have several IP bans, all of which were for [B]ATTEMPTING [/B]to crash servers, most likely because you got butthurt. You're right. We don't know who we're messing with. Nobody knows you, nobody have ever before heard about you. What we do know, however, is what you are. You are a nobody. You come here trying to whiteknight some kid which pretends to be a cybernetic robot girl and whatnot, but end up getting butthurt and attempting to DDos, or at least threaten to do so. Pathetic.[/QUOTE] Lol, that wikipedia article is pointless. But its the only accurate thing on Black Hats Your right, I'm not a hacker and I don't ever consider myself to be one. And why not? I use a program that I helped make, and it works pretty damn good. As far as I can tell, OP has been offline for what... 2 hours now? Those IP bans were from exploits that I have been getting to work, which they now are... You people don't play CSS then... Lol, I come here defending Zoey because I've known her for so long... Any other girl I wont bother with. Lol, attempting? Refer back to 3rd line please.
[QUOTE=crzymike13;22200745] Lol, I come here defending Zoey because I've known her for so long... Any other girl I wont bother with. Lol, attempting? Refer back to 3rd line please.[/QUOTE] That is not a female.
Nah, craptasket was more of a [URL="http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MagnificentBastard"]magnificent bastard.[/URL][U] [/U]
[QUOTE=capslock;22200781]That is not a female.[/QUOTE] Real proof please? No bs.
[QUOTE=crzymike13;22200745]Lol, that wikipedia article is pointless. But its the only accurate thing on Black Hats Your right, [b]I'm not a hacker and I don't ever consider myself to be one.[/b] And why not? I use a program that I helped make, and it works pretty damn good. As far as I can tell, OP has been offline for what... 2 hours now? Those IP bans were from exploits that I have been getting to work, which they now are... You people don't play CSS then... Lol, I come here defending Zoey because I've known her for so long... Any other girl I wont bother with. Lol, attempting? Refer back to 3rd line please.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=crzymike13;22200473]Hacker... You could not be so much more further from the truth... Sense I could not find a good defintion of what [b]I am[/b], heres the defintion of a black hat [b]hacker[/b]... [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_hat[/url][/QUOTE] [img]http://www.nebol.se/blog/truth/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/box.jpg[/img]
EDIT: oh shit major automerge screwup. [URL="http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Mooks"][/URL]
[QUOTE=crzymike13;22200745]Lol, that wikipedia article is pointless. But its the only accurate thing on Black Hats Your right, I'm not a hacker and I don't ever consider myself to be one. And why not? I use a program that I helped make, and it works pretty damn good. As far as I can tell, OP has been offline for what... 2 hours now? Those IP bans were from exploits that I have been getting to work, which they now are... You people don't play CSS then... Lol, I come here defending Zoey because I've known her for so long... Any other girl I wont bother with. Lol, attempting? Refer back to 3rd line please.[/QUOTE] Good god stop arguing with this guy everyone. HES A MORON.
[QUOTE=crzymike13;22200793]Real proof please? No bs.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=FPtje;22160682] [highlight]The bullshit stories[/highlight] started. I talked to Zoey a lot and Zoey said the following things to me [b]not just once, all the time[/b]. Read and laugh: - She was born without muscles in Russia as a twin of Joe; - Her muscles were replaced with mechanical shit, that's why her voice on the microphone sounded mechanical (it was actually a voice changer...) - parts of her brain were mechanical - All the mechanical shit gave made her stronger, she crushed someone's head [b]with her bare hands[/b] - She was pyrotechnic (can ignite shit with her mind) - She can control minds - Her father tried to kill her and Joe, but Joe killed him in self-defence (years ago) - She [b]died[/b] tons of times, but Joe had a medicine [b]to cure death[/b]. He injected it in her and then pumped it through her body with some pump - Zoey and Joe together made [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFEXNKplqVU]"what's the world come to"[/url] [/QUOTE] Have you actually seen said person on a webcam?
[QUOTE=capslock;22200829]Have you actually seen said person on a webcam?[/QUOTE] Have you? If not, your argument is invalid...
[QUOTE=crzymike13;22200847]Have you? If not, your argument is invalid...[/QUOTE] But have YOU?
[QUOTE=crzymike13;22200847]Have you? If not, your argument is invalid...[/QUOTE] So you're saying, because I don't have proof this is a girl, it's most likely a girl? :crossarms:
[QUOTE=crzymike13;22200745]Lol, that wikipedia article is pointless. But its the only accurate thing on Black Hats Your right, I'm not a hacker and I don't ever consider myself to be one. And why not? I use a program that I helped make, and it works pretty damn good. As far as I can tell, OP has been offline for what... 2 hours now? Those IP bans were from exploits that I have been getting to work, which they now are... You people don't play CSS then... Lol, I come here defending Zoey because I've known her for so long... Any other girl I wont bother with. Lol, attempting? Refer back to 3rd line please.[/QUOTE] Dude, FPtje is probably sleeping. Remember how timezones are not the same everywhere? Because of your retarded timing on your DoS attacks he will probably miss the whole thing. If anything will even hapen in the first place. [editline]09:30PM[/editline] [QUOTE=crzymike13;22200847]Have you? If not, your argument is invalid...[/QUOTE] Yes, I have. [IMG]http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Games/Images/hairy-fat-guy.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=wonkadonk;22173489][url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=685864[/url] hmmm[/QUOTE] OP Is 14.
[QUOTE=wewt!;22200884]Dude, FPtje is probably sleeping. Remember how timezones are not the same everywhere? Because of your retarded timing on your DoS attacks he will probably miss the whole thing. If anything will even hapen in the first place.[/QUOTE] Lol, thats funny... He was on when I got home, then he was off after i said enjoy and my friend started... Also, if nothing happened, explain this: [QUOTE](FPtje) Falco: anyway did you just shut down my internet or not[/QUOTE]
half the problem is you were so naive :V: what the hell is a MEEP <---
[QUOTE=crzymike13;22200937]Lol, thats funny... He was on when I got home, then he was off after i said enjoy and my friend started... Also, if nothing happened, explain this:[/QUOTE] Chatlogs can be faked, I wonder who said that before? Oh yeah, you did. Also, try beating this arguement: You're wrong because you're 12. Therefore you don't know anything.
This is the best thread I've read all month.
[QUOTE=crzymike13;22200745]Lol, that wikipedia article is pointless. But its the only accurate thing on Black Hats Your right, I'm not a hacker and I don't ever consider myself to be one. And why not? I use a program that I helped make, and it works pretty damn good. As far as I can tell, OP has been offline for what... 2 hours now? Those IP bans were from exploits that I have been getting to work, which they now are... You people don't play CSS then... Lol, I come here defending Zoey because I've known her for so long... Any other girl I wont bother with. Lol, attempting? Refer back to 3rd line please.[/QUOTE] IQ loss -30
Remember this guy is willing to believe he is cybersexing a Russian cyborg that gets drunk on milk and can ignite things with the power of its mind. I think convincing him it isn't really a girl (which it obviously isn't) is going to be pretty damn hard.
[QUOTE=Linderella;22201092]Remember this guy is willing to believe he is cybersexing a Russian cyborg that gets drunk on milk and can ignite things with the power of its mind. I think convincing him it isn't really a girl (which it obviously isn't) is going to be pretty damn hard.[/QUOTE] Plus he's 12, so he doesn't know anything.
[QUOTE=Linderella;22201092]Remember this guy is willing to believe he is cybersexing a Russian cyborg that gets drunk on milk and can ignite things with the power of its mind. I think convincing him it isn't really a girl (which it obviously isn't) is going to be pretty damn hard.[/QUOTE] Trying to communicate with the sub-human is hard enough. Trying to convince it anything would be like trying to convince a brickwall that it's invisible.
No u guise stop it ull make him put us on his TARGET LIST. D:
[QUOTE=wewt!;22201152]No u guise stop it ull make him put us on his TARGET LIST. D:[/QUOTE] ffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuu
[QUOTE=crzymike13;22200937]Lol, thats funny... He was on when I got home, then he was off after i said enjoy and my friend started...[/QUOTE] Oh, and he is probably asleep considering he's from the Netherlands and you're from California. If you actually wanted to disrupt him, you'd have to wake up waaaay past your bed time, mister. Now go to your room. No dinner.
Ok enough of this. Mike, ask Zoey/Joe to take a picture while holding up a stapler or some random shit. If [B]HE[/B] denies, it is a guy.
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