[QUOTE=wewt!;22200548]He was 13 when he was dating Wizey, he's 16 now.
Don't tell me you have never done something colossaly retarded at 13 years on the internet?[/QUOTE]
Well I didn't get into internet relationships with cyborgs.
mike u dumb shit you do know she's a cyborg right? thats not human
[img_thumb]http://img686.imageshack.us/img686/4035/deleteplx.png[/img_thumb]
o noes guize were dealing with a UB3R L33T H4X0RZ!!!!!
:rolleyes:
I just don't know what to say, I mean I side for both.
Because I do the same thing to my brother whenever he leaves his laptop unintended and is talking to someone.
On the other hand, FPtje has some damning evidence as to whether or not it's a he or she. But there is also the fact that FPtje keeps on changing the story up.
:derp:
YOU KNOW WHAT! Their both trolls, I'm calling it, but this is probably a shit post anyway.
Hahah FPtje made a thread about a girl over the internet a year ago, only to have the first post come up as this situation. [URL]http://www.facepunch.com/showpost.php?p=13512946&postcount=2[/URL]
Next poster after me gets page king.
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UNLESS I BREAK AUTOMERGE har
[editline]08:49PM[/editline]
but I'll keep trying
[editline]08:49PM[/editline]
I really want it :(
[editline]08:49PM[/editline]
:argh:
:wtc:
[QUOTE=DeathDoom;22206207][img_thumb]http://img686.imageshack.us/img686/4035/deleteplx.png[/img_thumb]
o noes guize were dealing with a UB3R L33T H4X0RZ!!!!!
:rolleyes:[/QUOTE]
Haha oh christ.
Oh hey look, he sells CS:S scripts, all of which are public. This guy is an insaaaane hacker yo. Seriously, I wish I had a pause script...
[code]disconnect(" ")[/code]
Or a crash script...
[code]disconnect(" echo tities")[/code]
[code]crash1="groundlist"
crash2="npc_speakall"
crash3="report_touchlinks"
crash4="wc_update_entity"
crash5="physics_budget"
crash6="npc_thinknow"
crash7="report_entities"
crash8="wc_create"
function crash()
while keyDown(35)==0 do
cmd("\""..crash1.."\"")
wait(3)
cmd("\""..crash2.."\"")
wait(3)
cmd("\""..crash3.."\"")
wait(3)
cmd("\""..crash4.."\"")
wait(3)
cmd("\""..crash5.."\"")
wait(3)
cmd("\""..crash6.."\"")
wait(3)
cmd("\""..crash7.."\"")
wait(3)
cmd("\""..crash8.."\"")
wait(3)
cmd("\""..crash1.."\"")
wait(3)
cmd("\""..crash2.."\"")
wait(3)
cmd("\""..crash3.."\"")
wait(3)
cmd("\""..crash4.."\"")
wait(3)
cmd("\""..crash5.."\"")
wait(3)
cmd("\""..crash6.."\"")
wait(3)
cmd("\""..crash7.."\"")
wait(3)
cmd("\""..crash8.."\"")
wait(3)
cmd("\""..crash1.."\"")
wait(3)
cmd("\""..crash2.."\"")
wait(3)
cmd("\""..crash3.."\"")
wait(3)
cmd("\""..crash4.."\"")
wait(3)
cmd("\""..crash5.."\"")
wait(3)
cmd("\""..crash6.."\"")
wait(3)
cmd("\""..crash7.."\"")
wait(3)
cmd("\""..crash8.."\"")
wait(3)
cmd("\""..crash1.."\"")
wait(3)
cmd("\""..crash2.."\"")
wait(3)
cmd("\""..crash3.."\"")
wait(3)
cmd("\""..crash4.."\"")
wait(3)
cmd("\""..crash5.."\"")
wait(3)
cmd("\""..crash6.."\"")
wait(3)
cmd("\""..crash7.."\"")
wait(3)
cmd("\""..crash8.."\"")
wait(3)
cmd("\""..crash1.."\"")
wait(3)
cmd("\""..crash2.."\"")
wait(3)
cmd("\""..crash3.."\"")
wait(3)
cmd("\""..crash4.."\"")
wait(3)
cmd("\""..crash5.."\"")
wait(3)
cmd("\""..crash6.."\"")
wait(3)
cmd("\""..crash7.."\"")
wait(3)
cmd("\""..crash8.."\"")
wait(3)
cmd("\""..crash1.."\"")
wait(3)
cmd("\""..crash2.."\"")
wait(3)
cmd("\""..crash3.."\"")
wait(3)
cmd("\""..crash4.."\"")
wait(3)
cmd("\""..crash5.."\"")
wait(3)
cmd("\""..crash6.."\"")
wait(3)
cmd("\""..crash7.."\"")
wait(3)
cmd("\""..crash8.."\"")
wait(3)
cmd("\""..crash1.."\"")
wait(3)
cmd("\""..crash2.."\"")
wait(3)
cmd("\""..crash3.."\"")
wait(3)
cmd("\""..crash4.."\"")
wait(3)
cmd("\""..crash5.."\"")
wait(3)
cmd("\""..crash6.."\"")
wait(3)
cmd("\""..crash7.."\"")
wait(3)
cmd("\""..crash8.."\"")
wait(3)
cmd("\""..crash1.."\"")
wait(3)
cmd("\""..crash2.."\"")
wait(3)
cmd("\""..crash3.."\"")
wait(3)
cmd("\""..crash4.."\"")
wait(3)
cmd("\""..crash5.."\"")
wait(3)
cmd("\""..crash6.."\"")
wait(3)
cmd("\""..crash7.."\"")
wait(3)
cmd("\""..crash8.."\"")
wait(3)
end
end
crash()[/code]
[code]function RconCrash()
cmd("rcon_address "..args)
cmd("rcon;rcon;rcon;rcon;rcon;rcon;rcon;rcon;rcon;rcon;rcon;rcon;rcon;rcon;rcon;rcon;rcon;rcon;rcon;rcon")
end
function Dontcrashnow()
print("")
print("ERROR: PLEASE PUT IN IP AS ARGUMENTS")
print("ERROR: PLEASE PUT IN IP AS ARGUMENTS")
print("ERROR: PLEASE PUT IN IP AS ARGUMENTS")
print("ERROR: PLEASE PUT IN IP AS ARGUMENTS")
end
if args=="" then
Dontcrashnow()
end
if args~="" then
RconCrash()
end
[/code]
[code]function crash()
while keyDown(35)==0 do
cmd("cl_showents")
wait(10)
end
end
crash()[/code]
[code]disconnect(" @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@")[/code]
Or a script that makes everyone reconnect to the server...
[code]disconnect(" ")[/code]
I could go on. You're selling public scripts, you aren't cool, get out.
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Oh wait, he's going to dDodSsSs me for releasing his "private" scripts, plz no mr, im sozz.
[QUOTE=MegaChalupa;22204469]Funny shit happens when I'm asleep.
Ha, him calling other people's arguments invalid.
And I just realized that I bumped this thread.[/QUOTE]
Did you slap him with your dick yet? :v:
[QUOTE=crzymike13;22191797]Well sense I'm 12, it shoulden't bug you with what I can do to your computer/internet... Good day.[/QUOTE]
You're 12, because you spell like a retard.
Would you now please shut the fuck up, because you don't really know anything about anything.
can't stop lol'ing at this thread now
[QUOTE=wewt!;22209000]Did you slap him with your dick yet? :v:[/QUOTE]
He hasn't tried contacting me about the plane ticket. :\
Good morning guys.
Has he been DDoSing me all night? Damn that must have been why lost connection to the internet in my dreams. I think the only program works for several minutes, he said he'd do it for two weeks in a row but whenever he's offline/not buggering me I can just post here.
I bet crzymike thinks he's the knight to save the princess.
Little does he know his princess has a penis :v:
Also, if he thinks I would start believing Zoey is really a girl if he keeps DDoS'ing me he is quite wrong :v:. Turning off my internet won't stop me.
So wait, did he actually manage to DoS you or do you not know because you were sleeping? :v:
I can't be damned to go through 17 pages, recap?
[QUOTE=EpikEnvy2.0;22210176]I can't be damned to go through 17 pages, recap?[/QUOTE]
Pages 6 to 15 are the most juicy
[QUOTE=EpikEnvy2.0;22210176]I can't be damned to go through 17 pages, recap?[/QUOTE]
OP is a dumbass, had an internet relationship. However, little did he know his girlfriend has a dick, is a Russian cyborg who has died like 7 times. Later, he saw that this girlfriend (Zoey/Joe) was a guy. So he told the next boyfriend in line, didn't believe him. Posted on GMF apparently, got boo'd. Posted in GD, got boo'd and lol'd at. Zoey hasn't posted yet. Everyone knows Zoey is a man. Everyone knows OP is a dumbass.
Then some guy named crzymike came in defending Zoey's gender/roboticy?, but has only been his/her friend for 15 days or so. Falco and him got in an argument, mike threatened to DDoS Falco. It is revealed mike is a 1337 script kiddie and sells public scripts. Zoey has yet to post, Falco is still dumb, but at least realizes his mistakes. Mike is 12, wants a cyborg blowjob, and is a 1337 haxorz. Zoey is a fucking badass cyborg. And a man.
Thank you very much, Kevin. Have this tool.
Isn't it a coincidence that Zoey and Joey have the letters o e y in them? Might be the same person... :O
and i lol'd at this:
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?p=13512946#post13512946[/url]
[IMG]http://i50.tinypic.com/24nh4qv.png[/IMG]
He added me in friends and he actually did manage to break my internet several times for several minutes.
I keep him in my friends list, maybe he has other stuff to say.
[url=http://www.solidfiles.com/d/7a34]Have a chatlog between me and him[/url]
[QUOTE=FPtje;22210460]He added me in friends and he actually did manage to break my internet several times for several minutes.
I keep him in my friends list, maybe he has other stuff to say.[/QUOTE]
Ah, alright, I was really just looking for an excuse to draw a face in MS Paint.
I also find that profile very entertaining.
[QUOTE=FPtje;22210460]He added me in friends and he actually did manage to break my internet several times for several minutes.
I keep him in my friends list, maybe he has other stuff to say.
[url=http://www.solidfiles.com/d/7a34]Have a chatlog between me and him[/url][/QUOTE]
So he actually used the 30 dollar program he bought?
Yes he did.
[QUOTE=Gareth;22160979]pahahah you fell in love with someone over the internet and believed the most stupid lies i have ever seen. Good job Op you fail at life.[/QUOTE]
Not really, as long as he's learned from it. I learned not to believe cyborg stories of people who die and can cure death and wajblwakjta when I was 5 or 6. Now FPTje should know not to have internet relationships and to not believe ridiculous stories. 10 years late, but whatever.
Sounds like first relationship in general too...
[QUOTE=FPtje;22210546]Yes he did.[/QUOTE]
Hahahaha, I bet his mom is pissed when she finds out where her 30$ has disappearded. :buddy:
A few weeks or so after I found out Zoey was a guy, I pretended to believe Zoey. I had talked to him for a while trying to find evidence. (more information, page 17 of modern adventures)
This is the chat log where Zoey found out I didn't really believe him:
[url]http://www.solidfiles.com/d/7a34/[/url]
Some memorable quotes:
[code]Zoey: well
Zoey: i think it was my fault
Zoey: i couldnt breathe, and he was driving me to hospital
Zoey: but i kinda passed tou half way there..
Zoey: So i think
Zoey: that well my uncle got scared
Zoey: so he might have let go of the wheel or something[/code]
[code](FPtje) Falco: they stuck a tube in your throat
(FPtje) Falco: after a while they got it out
Zoey: Needle...
(FPtje) Falco: people don't breathe through needles[/code]
FPtje is either a troll carrying out most ambitious project on facepunch, or a huge fucking idiot caught up with a huge fucking troll.
Either way, this thread (and the one in GMF) were hilarious.
:munch:
[QUOTE=FPtje;22210610]A few weeks or so after I found out Zoey was a guy, I pretended to believe Zoey. I had talked to him for a while trying to find evidence. (more information, page 17 of modern adventures)
This is the chat log where Zoey found out I didn't really believe him:
[url]http://www.solidfiles.com/d/7a34/[/url]
Some memorable quotes:
[code]Zoey: well
Zoey: i think it was my fault
Zoey: i couldnt breathe, and he was driving me to hospital
Zoey: but i kinda passed tou half way there..
Zoey: So i think
Zoey: that well my uncle got scared
Zoey: so he might have let go of the wheel or something[/code]
[code](FPtje) Falco: they stuck a tube in your throat
(FPtje) Falco: after a while they got it out
Zoey: Needle...
(FPtje) Falco: people don't breathe through needles[/code][/QUOTE]
Stop linking people to solidfiles, I just got a trojan from there.
[editline]01:58AM[/editline]
Like literally a few posts back.
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