• My three years of experience with wizey
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I love how the OP is so butthurt. If Wizey says she's a girl, leave it. What's the point of battling? It's not like it's gonna get you anywhere, it just makes us laugh at you.
Not every day do you get in a relationship with a female Russian cyborg that can control minds, get drunk on milk and has a brother that can cure death. you're lucky brah.
[QUOTE=FPtje;22160682]Read and laugh: - She was born without muscles in Russia as a twin of Joe; - Her muscles were replaced with mechanical shit, that's why her voice on the microphone sounded mechanical (it was actually a voice changer...) - parts of her brain were mechanical - All the mechanical shit gave made her stronger, she crushed someone's head [b]with her bare hands[/b] - She was pyrotechnic (can ignite shit with her mind) - She can control minds - Her father tried to kill her and Joe, but Joe killed him in self-defence (years ago) - She [b]died[/b] tons of times, but Joe had a medicine [b]to cure death[/b]. He injected it in her and then pumped it through her body with some pump - Zoey and Joe together made [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFEXNKplqVU]"what's the world come to"[/url] [/QUOTE] I believe it.
I love that the thing that made him suspicious was the claim that "she" made "What's the world come to."
[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;24884880]I love that the thing that made him suspicious was the claim that "she" made "What's the world come to."[/QUOTE] that my good sir, is because he is fucking 12
Because people can get bionic hands and crush people.
Dating internet Cyborgs. Looks legit.
[QUOTE=unnecessary;24885137]that my good sir, is because he is fucking 12[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=kayOkay;24884694]Good bump. Also, OP is, how much, 12?[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=FPtje;22160922]16[/QUOTE] :downs:
[QUOTE=FPtje;22160682] [highlight]The bullshit stories[/highlight] started. I talked to Zoey a lot and Zoey said the following things to me [b]not just once, all the time[/b]. Read and laugh: - She was born without muscles in Russia as a twin of Joe; - Her muscles were replaced with mechanical shit, that's why her voice on the microphone sounded mechanical (it was actually a voice changer...) - parts of her brain were mechanical - All the mechanical shit gave made her stronger, she crushed someone's head [b]with her bare hands[/b] - She was pyrotechnic (can ignite shit with her mind) - She can control minds - Her father tried to kill her and Joe, but Joe killed him in self-defence (years ago) - She [b]died[/b] tons of times, but Joe had a medicine [b]to cure death[/b]. He injected it in her and then pumped it through her body with some pump - Zoey and Joe together made [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFEXNKplqVU]"what's the world come to"[/url] [/QUOTE] You have to be pretty fucking stupid to believe that bull.
Oh, this thread again.
[QUOTE=Tacosheller;24884213]Why[/QUOTE] I don't really know...
I am ashamed this guy lives in the same country as i do.
I talked to this Zoey character once, seemed like a real idiot. [editline]09:37PM[/editline] But not as much of an idiot as OP
OP is pretty stupid if he really believed that shit.
Wow.
OP should get a title 'I fell in love with a Russian self-re-animating cyborg girl'.
This thread makes me laugh every time I read it.
Oh god this thread. Every time I see a post by wizey I laugh about it, I totally forgot who the guy was though. Thanks for bumping it up.
Ah, internet treasures; falling pitter-patter among the innumerable subcosms of social movement criss crossing that abominable conglomerate of tepid commune we call the Web. Here lies one.
Oh gawd.
This thread is ri:duck:ulous [editline]11:11PM[/editline] I was expecting a duck emote :(
[QUOTE=Poketama;24897126]This thread is ri:duck:ulous [editline]11:11PM[/editline] I was expecting a duck emote :([/QUOTE] I do the same all the time. There's so many emotes that I just guess what one might be :downs:.
[QUOTE=Xonolerp;24896712]Ah, internet treasures; falling pitter-patter among the innumerable subcosms of social movement criss crossing that abominable conglomerate of tepid commune we call the Web. Here lies one.[/QUOTE] Translated: This thread is a comedy goldmine.
[IMG]http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/7429/4khhl222222234.jpg[/IMG] Reposted because it needed to be.
[QUOTE=the_man329;24883864]I picture Joe as Bob from [URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsyS5FGYnwQ"]this video[/URL].[/QUOTE] Why. Why would you do this?
[QUOTE=FPtje;22160682]I believe Zoey still has a relationship with some guy named [url=http://steamcommunity.com/id/gamersgear]"Washington"[/url] who of course does not believe me.[/QUOTE] I believe that would be some retard named [url=http://steamcommunity.com/id/kiba_]"Kiba"[/url] And just to say , you still dont have enough proof there , simply assumptions with no basis and the pyrokinetic and all those crap were results of her brother trolling while she was away. Both my version and your version of the story seem to be realistic enough , but both have no proof of what happened simply because we both know the entity called "Zoey" from a chatbox. You cant really know what happened that day because of that. And pretty much everyone jumped on it without looking at it being almost baseless conjecture. Im not stating the OP is false , im not stating he is true either , thats for each individual to decide
Ahaha, someone bumped this. I remember this thread
Good times
ahahahaha someone actually thought women could do computer good
That link to his steam profile fucked my browser and my steam.
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