• My three years of experience with wizey
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hHAHAHhahahahaha Good show mate
OP cybered with a dude pretending to be a female robot tee-hee
[QUOTE=kenji;22161712][IMG]http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/8470/robocopqa1.jpg[/IMG] ??[/QUOTE] Added some more to it. V:v:V [IMG]http://i46.tinypic.com/4khhl2.jpg[/IMG]
Jesus christ, drunk from milk? :doh:
[QUOTE=-Rusty-;22162446]Added some more to it. V:v:V [IMG]http://i46.tinypic.com/4khhl2.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] needed more pink and a bottle of milk [img]http://img135.imageshack.us/img135/6512/4khhl22222223.jpg[/img]
Oh Zoey.. Or "joe" How will you escape this one?
Haha you got owned. I can't believe you believed in that shit.
I want to see a picture of FPtje.. Actually eww no I don't
I charged Zoey's batteries last night.
[QUOTE=D4vils Buddy;22161218]My face hurts. Laughing at YOU so hard right now. [editline]12:28PM[/editline] Hold On, you've had 3 years experience with this 'person'. You're 16 now. So youve been in internet relationships at 13?[/QUOTE] I'm 17 now, I was 16 when it all happened last year. I've known Wizey for three years. Only until about a year ago he started telling everyone it's a girl. Before that he's always been a dude, just a friend of mine. Before february last year I didn't have any internet relationships. I believed it because I wanted to believe it and because I trusted Zoey for knowing him for years. Seriously though, it's even hard for myself to understand why I believed Zoey. [highlight]Come on Zoey, I know you're reading this. Grab your guts and post here. Either post here or stop telling everyone you're a girl.[/highlight]
you believed she can crush someones head with her bare hands omg how can you believe that she got her brother to talk to you on mic, and come on cure death? are you retarded dude
[QUOTE=FPtje;22160682] [highlight]The bullshit stories[/highlight] started. I talked to Zoey a lot and Zoey said the following things to me [B]not just once, all the time[/B]. Read and laugh: - She was born without muscles in Russia as a twin of Joe; - Her muscles were replaced with mechanical shit, that's why her voice on the microphone sounded mechanical (it was actually a voice changer...) - parts of her brain were mechanical - All the mechanical shit gave made her stronger, she crushed someone's head [B]with her bare hands[/B] - She was pyrotechnic (can ignite shit with her mind) - She can control minds - Her father tried to kill her and Joe, but Joe killed him in self-defence (years ago) - She [B]died[/B] tons of times, but Joe had a medicine [B]to cure death[/B]. He injected it in her and then pumped it through her body with some pump - Zoey and Joe together made [URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFEXNKplqVU"]"what's the world come to"[/URL] I [B]believed[/B] all this shit for a long while because I was being stupid, amazingly naive and I liked Zoey a lot. [/QUOTE] What the shit. [IMG]http://www.facepunch.com/[/IMG]
[QUOTE=FPtje;22163022]I trusted Zoey for knowing [B]him[/B] for years. Seriously though, it's even hard for myself to understand why I believed Zoey.[/QUOTE] What did you seriously think that had happened though? You knew he was a guy for years before, and magically one day, he was a girl, and you just believed them off the spot?
I laughed.
Well I just spoke with Zoey. Yeah. [b]She[/b] saw this. She lol'd, apparently.
[QUOTE=loled;22163263]Well I just spoke with Zoey. Yeah. [b]he[/b] saw this. he lol'd, apparently.[/QUOTE] fixed tbh there are no girls on the interwebs unless they can prove via mic,webcam ect also why aint they defending there selfs, they would have atleast posted once hmm what if it isnt trolling you and it is a he-she
[code] Zoey: Nyaaaaaaaaaaaa? (FPtje) Falco: Silly old Zoey, look what you've done (FPtje) Falco: You've read the thread, haven't you? Zoey: Oh so you made another one? (FPtje) Falco: I made my first one :) Zoey: I figured the epic fail in the GM thread would of told you to just stop (FPtje) Falco: http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=943541 (FPtje) Falco: It's the thread in GD (FPtje) Falco: and I didn't make the thread in GMF, someone else did (FPtje) Falco: and most of those people in GMF agreed with me that you are in fact a guy Zoey: Still, the beating you got from there should of just told you. Zoey: Although... (FPtje) Falco: you still lie Zoey: I guess it would give you more of a grudge Zoey: If im the lier Zoey: then how are you the one hurting people? Zoey: Thats what i really want to know :3 (FPtje) Falco: You told seth that your brother told me lies for one day and that after that day I believed you were a guy Zoey: Oh silly falco (FPtje) Falco: there is a major flaw in that reasoning Zoey: seth didnt understand what i said (FPtje) Falco: he copy pasted it to me (FPtje) Falco: I interpreted it myself Zoey: he said the lies where for one day? Zoey: Hah Zoey: then i guess i didnt explain it to well. (FPtje) Falco: he copy pasted the conversation (FPtje) Falco: besides (FPtje) Falco: you've said the exact same thing multiple times before Zoey Yawns (FPtje) Falco: It's how I could say it in the thread even before you said it to seth (FPtje) Falco: but like I said (FPtje) Falco: a major flaw (FPtje) Falco: because it wasn't one day (FPtje) Falco: it was before that day (FPtje) Falco: during that day Zoey Yawns again Zoey: Are you finished? (FPtje) Falco: and even after that day when you told cross you get drunk from milk. Cross told me that last january Zoey: hahaha (FPtje) Falco: I want you to prove you're a girl Zoey: I guess yo ustill havnt figured it out XD Zoey: you know Zoey: Cross wasnt the one i was dating either Zoey: AND (FPtje) Falco: you never dated cross? Zoey: he was only doing that to get you to take him in so he could take it over. Zoey: Haha Zoey: Anyway! Zoey: from what i can see Zoey: im not interfering with anything Zoey: and your still talking shit Zoey: so... (FPtje) Falco: You never dated cross? Zoey: i guess ill just leave you to that Zoey: And no Zoey: i didnt (FPtje) Falco: haha Zoey: you got the names mixed up wrong (FPtje) Falco: You're really desperate aren't you Zoey: Nope Zoey: just being myself! Zoey: Anyway Zoey: i got stuff to play (FPtje) Falco: Prove you're a girl Zoey: a day to spend (FPtje) Falco: it's the only way you can make me stop Zoey: I have no reason to ^^ (FPtje) Falco: oh yes you have Zoey: Your making yourself look liek a fool (FPtje) Falco: I've got proof you're a guy Zoey: Hardly anyone belives you (FPtje) Falco: logical proof (FPtje) Falco: um no Zoey: so i have no reason Zoey: cya in hell ^^ Zoey is now Offline.[/code] Zoey now says he never had a relationship with cross and that cross (A.K.A. Patrick) was just messing with me. Yeah right, He was messing with me a year ago when I tried to warn him, he was messing with me in December when he said I was right. yeah right. Zoey is desperate, providing no proof it's actually a girl because he can't.
Oh lawd Fptje is one huge retard
[QUOTE=loled;22163263]Well I just spoke with Zoey. Yeah. [b]She[/b] saw this. She lol'd, apparently.[/QUOTE] Desperate reaction.
I still can't get over the 'internet relationship' bit... Seriously leave the house and meet some real girls. They are far more fun!
I have stopped with internet relationships after Zoey, obviously. Let me edit and post the full story.
[QUOTE=FPtje;22163333]Desperate reaction.[/QUOTE] Not depserate. Just trying to troll you some more. I fucking [b]KNOW[/b] Zoey is a guy. Everyone fucking knows. [editline]02:56PM[/editline] Ever since "She" told me that apparently "she" bleeds whenever I say a curse word. What the fuck. "It"s russian, though. "It" does know russian.
[QUOTE=mynames2long;22163319]Oh lawd Fptje is one huge retard[/QUOTE] NO! I beleive Fpjte, he may not know who i am, but we had some good times... + He has a point, Zoey could easily prove shes a girl if she really was one.
[QUOTE=FPtje;22163351]I have stopped with internet relationships after Zoey, obviously. Let me edit and post the full story.[/QUOTE] My god you are so stupid why are you still bothering with any of this shit. You've both lost. You can't win.
Wait, is Fptje trolling US? I don't believe he would fall for that sort of thing. Mechanical muscles? Mechanical brain? That's about as transparent a lie as it gets. Okay, maybe not so the muscles, as there are working prototypes, however full-scale muscles would need to be replaced every year or so while growing and stuff. And would hardly be reliable.
[QUOTE=lukepker;22163386]NO! I beleive Fpjte, he may not know who i am, but we had some good times... + He has a point, Zoey could easily prove shes a girl if she really was one.[/QUOTE] Anyone can take a picture of tits off the internet or bring a girl to "talk" for them. That's easy. The only proof he can get if he goes and actually visits Zoey IRL.
Haza! A thread about Wizey!
Internet relationship? Seriously? :v:
However, it is entirely possible that this "Joe" guy you knew just got hacked by some random troll who saw this is an epic oppurtunity to fuck your brains up. If that is true, That's one hell of a successful troll.
I swear he/she is insane.
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