"hi my name is fptje and im on an internet crusade to sniff out furry cross dressers."
[IMG]http://imgur.com/cy1Oz.png[/IMG]
About that pyro thing, he/she/it said it was a Pyrokinetic, not a Pyrotechnic. :v:
If there is such power as Pyrokinetics, that'd make you able to set shit on fire with your mind, yes.
[QUOTE=BurningPride;22163447]I swear he/she is insane.[/QUOTE]
Nope.
If I was able to screw anyone up that bad, I FUCKING WOULD.
PSYCHOLOGY FUCK YEAH.
[QUOTE=loled;22163437]However, it is entirely possible that this "Joe" guy you knew just got hacked by some random troll who saw this is an epic oppurtunity to fuck your brains up.
If that is true, That's one hell of a successful troll.[/QUOTE]
Joe and Zoey are the same person, they talked through the microphone after each other (he turned his voice changer on and off)
Anyway the full story:
[url]http://www.solidfiles.com/d/878b/[/url]
It's 22 pages long, I omitted the part about the gold members forum because of the rules in there.
Girls that are older than 14 don't even talk like that.
I just figured out what Zoey is.
It is the Pyro from TF2.
It all makes sense now :tinfoil:
Wizey doesn't behave like a girl would on the Internet :eng101:
Even though I can understand how you're feeling, FPtje, I still think falling for such petty statements was a bit far-fetched
That said I'm on your side
If I were you the first thing I'd be doing is removing that guy from your friends list, though
You will never be able to stop all the white-knighting going around females (or people pretending to be so) on the Internet, which is pretty pathetic to be honest but that's not my loss
Also, remember: [B]no one is female until (s)he proves otherwise[/B]
[QUOTE=loled;22163422]Anyone can take a picture of tits off the internet or bring a girl to "talk" for them.
That's easy.
[B]The only proof he can get if he goes and actually visits Zoey IRL.[/B][/QUOTE]
There's things called webcams now, which stop you from doing that.
Also he's not trolling to all the people who think he is, I still find it funny though, from the first thread.
[QUOTE=Snakess;22163525]There's things called webcams now, which stop you from doing that.
Also he's not trolling to all the people who think he is, I still find it funny though, from the first thread.[/QUOTE]
person could get some one else to do it
Hey guys I'm 100% sure Zoey has seen this thread.
Do we all agree that if Zoey keeps refusing to prove it's a girl, we can safely assume it's a guy? I mean, I've got my evidence (all the lies he's told me and other people, him being a guy for years, etc.)
[QUOTE=FPtje;22163603]Do we all agree that if Zoey keeps refusing to prove it's a girl, we can safely assume it's a guy? I mean, I've got my evidence (all the lies he's told me and other people, him being a guy for years, etc.)[/QUOTE]
I do.
In my opinion you're much more convincing than (s)he is
[QUOTE]It was Wednesday, week 4.
it was test week for me and since I don't study REALLY much I decided to play some garry's mod and play in some servers.
I think there were no good servers, so I joined a server on a level called rp_downtown_v2 with only one player in the server.
So we started to talk, I found out the player was a girl. She had a spray(a picture that you can put on a wall) and on that spray was her picture. I remember telling her that her hair was like 70's style. :) She asked me to add her in friends but I said no because I hate having much friends...
Boy am I glad that I added her even though I said no...
For some reason, I had a blackout. I now can't remember much of what we talked about, but somehow, I have no clue how, I'm saying the truth. I actually fell in love with her. Well because of my previous experience when I fell in love with someone(she laughed at me, she told all her friends and then they all laughed at me and that made me feel sad) I didn't have the guts to tell her. So I was like with her in the game, I was kinda happy and suddenly she found out somehow in my behaviour to her. I remember her saying:
"OMG you love me!"
At that moment I almost shat my pants. I talked and sang through the mic all the time, that's probably how she knew... but when she said that, I couldn't talk through the mic because I was shit scared. So the only reaction I could give was: ":O"
That's right, I couldn't say more than :O, and she went on asking about me, hell I didn't know what to do and after a while she got me to confess...
I told her and of course I was afraid she'd laugh and turn me down...
she didn't.
She started drawing a heart with ropes saying she loved me. I was happy, I have never been so excited in my entire life. We both made hearts with ropes and that was a really nice experience. After a while she had to go away from her keyboard for some reason, leaving a soulless player in the game I was playing. Her character was standing in a corner in the sewers of that level. I started making a kind of forest for her, and at the end of a forest/maze, she'd find me with a heart drawn with ropes saying I love her so much. I told her through the "steam chat"(The ingame chat program) that she'd have to follow the path of the hearts and she would find me.
Later, after that game we talked a lot through steam chat and we said nice things to each other. My brother told me I talked about her a lot.
A few days ago, I told people at school. They asked me "Do you want to go to the city to find some chicks?" I, as stupid as I am, said that I already had a girlfriend. The moment I said that I felt like "oh shit". That was during a study hour at school. Apparently it was SO special that within half an hour, REALLY a lot of people knew. Someone I had in my class like 4 years ago suddenly walked to me and wished me luck with her.
The day after, friday, my girlfriend was really silent, she didn't say much.
I asked her why, she told me she was tired. I asked why she was tired but she told me she didn't want to talk about it. Saturday she was even more silent, she built some things in garry's mod but she seemed sad. She said she still loves me though, and she still said nice things, so I don't think it has something to do with us being in love.
That sunday I had to go to my family for some birthdays. I was home late but I found out she hadn't been online all day, the day after she hadn't been online either!
I know that she games a lot(about twice as much as I do) and that being away for two days is really weird for her.
I'm starting to get worried. Could something have happened to her? At least I'm sure she hasn't blocked me, she would never block me without a reason and besides she's been offline so long for other people I know too...
I'm making this post because I miss her really much and I hope she'll come back soon![/QUOTE]
also anyone who is so involved with internet drama is pathetic
really
it's the fucking INTERNET not your LIFE
[QUOTE=Max of S2D;22163627]I do.
In my opinion you're much more convincing than (s)he is[/QUOTE]
+1
FPtje, just to be clear about something.
Zoey/Joe/CyborgBob doesn't give a shit if you try to prove it wrong, it's just bathing in all the drama you're causing.
-snip snakess is right :3-
If Zoey actually DOES have a brother, and he somehow managed to get into her account every fucking time Zoey was away, this must be the best troll in the last 5 years.
what was that BrickInHead
[QUOTE=FPtje;22163603]Hey guys I'm 100% sure Zoey has seen this thread.
Do we all agree that if Zoey keeps refusing to prove it's a girl, we can safely assume it's a guy? I mean, I've got my evidence (all the lies he's told me and other people, him being a guy for years, etc.)[/QUOTE]
I do as well.
Also you could get anyone to meet up too.
[QUOTE]You're not one of them FPtje, no, those people probably wouldn't fall for such a cheap trick. You my friend are the reason this world fucking sucks. I want to hit you so bad for being so fucking stupid..but I think you've suffered enough..you sad sad sad lonely little boy.[/QUOTE]
Jesus, calm down, it's an internet forum.
wow this is the single dumbest thing i've ever read
[QUOTE=Nekrietns;22163669]FPtje, just to be clear about something.
Zoey/Joe/CyborgBob doesn't give a shit if you try to prove it wrong, it's just bathing in all the drama you're causing.[/QUOTE]
He does because he is still having internet relationships with people. He doesn't want those to be ruined.
Hey guys i am now drunk from milk11111
Wizey111 types like a man too.
Person below me is dumb.
All of you are drama queens by the way.
So what. You got trolled.
FUCKING DEAL WITH IT, DONT MAKE A FUCKING THREAD ABOUT IT.
[QUOTE=Max of S2D;22163680]what was that BrickInHead[/QUOTE]
fptpkejej or whatever his name is
Also, Zoey DID see this thread.
[QUOTE=FPtje;22163603]
Do we all agree that if Zoey keeps refusing to prove it's a girl, we can safely assume it's a guy? [/QUOTE]
bahahahahhahha
The main reason I keep posting here is to get Gold.
only 475 posts to go!
[highlight](User was permabanned for this post ("Spamming to get Gold Member" - Benji))[/highlight]
who the fuck is this zoey person, the fucking whore of FP?
[QUOTE=thisispain;22163721]who the fuck is this zoey person, the fucking whore of FP?[/QUOTE]
The fucking PYRO of FP.
Nobody really knows Zoey well.
Zoey/Wizey reminds me of the Goa'uld queen in that one Stargate episode
[url]http://stargate.wikia.com/wiki/Hathor_(episode[/url])
Infatuating everyone and getting people to whiteknight her/him
Seriously, I said "nice work man" in her/his L4D2 SWEP threads and everyone just suddenly started bashing me saying "OMG U FAIL LMFTFY SHE IS A GIRL"
[QUOTE=FPtje;22163691]He does because he is still having internet relationships with people. He doesn't want those to be ruined.[/QUOTE]
what, steam friends?
sweet i'm having an internet relationship with th89 and bricknhead
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