[QUOTE=FPtje;22163908]Zoey removed me off his friends list right after the convo I posted on page 3. I'm unable to talk to him.
obviously because he doesn't want to say anything that gets him deeper in this pit.[/QUOTE]
Obviously "it" wants to make you feel ashamed, and never trust anyone on the internet again.
Which is pretty much how you should feel.
WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING.
[quote=FPtje]It was Wednesday, week 4.
it was test week for me and since I don't study REALLY much I decided to play some garry's mod and play in some servers.
I think there were no good servers, so I joined a server on a level called rp_downtown_v2 with only one player in the server.
So we started to talk, I found out the player was a girl. She had a spray(a picture that you can put on a wall) and on that spray was her picture. I remember telling her that her hair was like 70's style. :) She asked me to add her in friends but I said no because I hate having much friends...
Boy am I glad that I added her even though I said no...
For some reason, I had a blackout. I now can't remember much of what we talked about, but somehow, I have no clue how, I'm saying the truth. I actually fell in love with her. Well because of my previous experience when I fell in love with someone(she laughed at me, she told all her friends and then they all laughed at me and that made me feel sad) I didn't have the guts to tell her. So I was like with her in the game, I was kinda happy and suddenly she found out somehow in my behaviour to her. I remember her saying:
"OMG you love me!"
At that moment I almost shat my pants. I talked and sang through the mic all the time, that's probably how she knew... but when she said that, I couldn't talk through the mic because I was shit scared. So the only reaction I could give was: ":O"
That's right, I couldn't say more than :O, and she went on asking about me, hell I didn't know what to do and after a while she got me to confess...
I told her and of course I was afraid she'd laugh and turn me down...
she didn't.
She started drawing a heart with ropes saying she loved me. I was happy, I have never been so excited in my entire life. We both made hearts with ropes and that was a really nice experience. After a while she had to go away from her keyboard for some reason, leaving a soulless player in the game I was playing. Her character was standing in a corner in the sewers of that level. I started making a kind of forest for her, and at the end of a forest/maze, she'd find me with a heart drawn with ropes saying I love her so much. I told her through the "steam chat"(The ingame chat program) that she'd have to follow the path of the hearts and she would find me.
Later, after that game we talked a lot through steam chat and we said nice things to each other. My brother told me I talked about her a lot.
A few days ago, I told people at school. They asked me "Do you want to go to the city to find some chicks?" I, as stupid as I am, said that I already had a girlfriend. The moment I said that I felt like "oh shit". That was during a study hour at school. Apparently it was SO special that within half an hour, REALLY a lot of people knew. Someone I had in my class like 4 years ago suddenly walked to me and wished me luck with her.
The day after, friday, my girlfriend was really silent, she didn't say much.
I asked her why, she told me she was tired. I asked why she was tired but she told me she didn't want to talk about it. Saturday she was even more silent, she built some things in garry's mod but she seemed sad. She said she still loves me though, and she still said nice things, so I don't think it has something to do with us being in love.
That sunday I had to go to my family for some birthdays. I was home late but I found out she hadn't been online all day, the day after she hadn't been online either!
I know that she games a lot(about twice as much as I do) and that being away for two days is really weird for her.
I'm starting to get worried. Could something have happened to her? At least I'm sure she hasn't blocked me, she would never block me without a reason and besides she's been offline so long for other people I know too... [/quote]
[quote], I had to do it secretly because I was not allowed on the computer after 8:30[/quote]
bhahahahaa
What I really want to know is how to pronounce Fptje's name.
Fffpit-jee?
Eff-Pee-Tee-Jay-Eee?
Fapp't-Jeeee?
It's like EF Pay Check but then without the ck
Holy shit what is the world coming to if people are having relationships over the internet without meeting the person.
Whats next? get married over the internet and email sperm to your wife so she can get pregnant.
Go outside you useless waste of space and talk to real girls
[QUOTE=robowurmz;22164022]What I really want to know is how to pronounce Fptje's name.
Fffpit-jee?
Eff-Pee-Tee-Jay-Eee?
Fapp't-Jeeee?[/QUOTE]
Facepunch and TJE is his initials.
[QUOTE=robowurmz;22164022]What I really want to know is how to pronounce Fptje's name.
Fffpit-jee?
Eff-Pee-Tee-Jay-Eee?
Fapp't-Jeeee?[/QUOTE]
"dumb"
[editline]11:36AM[/editline]
[QUOTE=FPtje;22160682]This thread is about someone I've known for about three years on the internet. Zoey A.K.A. [URL="http://www.facepunch.com/member.php?u=176618"]Wizey![/URL] [URL="http://steamcommunity.com/id/zoey_RS"](Steam profile)[/URL]
Wizey is not who he says he is. Wizey tells everyone (since about a year ago) that he is in fact a girl. And since he started saying he's a girl, he has had three internet relationships of which one is still going!
Why do I care and make a thread about it? Two reasons, I'm butthurt and a tiny bit altruistic, but mostly butthurt.
Here is a short version of what happened, I tried to keep it as short as possible for you guys.
[highlight]Background information[/highlight]
April/may last year, I was having a not so good internet relationship with Camilla. I had known Wizey for 2 years (maybe even longer). Until then, Wizey was a guy, he had a British accent, he said he lived in Middlesborough England and he liked to script Lua and make CFG's. At that time it was mostly CFG's as he was beginning to learn Lua. I had helped him with several Lua scripts, I made him a health-regeneration script for the gamemode he was making.
I liked the guy, I could talk to him about various things, which we did all the time using the microphone. I even talked to his father once.
But then everything changed. Wizey said his sister Zoey was the one I spoke to all the time. The guy on the microphone was "Joe", her brother because Zoey was too shy to speak.
So Wizey said Zoey was the Lua scripter, and that she pretended to be a guy because she was too shy or something. Wizey also said Zoey had fallen in love with me since the first time I had talked through the microphone.
My relation with Camilla went really bad and I broke up with her. I started an internet relationship with Zoey because I was fucking naive.
[highlight]The bullshit stories[/highlight] started. I talked to Zoey a lot and Zoey said the following things to me [B]not just once, all the time[/B]. Read and laugh:
- She was born without muscles in Russia as a twin of Joe;
- Her muscles were replaced with mechanical shit, that's why her voice on the microphone sounded mechanical (it was actually a voice changer...)
- parts of her brain were mechanical
- All the mechanical shit gave made her stronger, she crushed someone's head [B]with her bare hands[/B]
- She was pyrotechnic (can ignite shit with her mind)
- She can control minds
- Her father tried to kill her and Joe, but Joe killed him in self-defence (years ago)
- She [B]died[/B] tons of times, but Joe had a medicine [B]to cure death[/B]. He injected it in her and then pumped it through her body with some pump
- Zoey and Joe together made [URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFEXNKplqVU"]"what's the world come to"[/URL]
I believed all this shit for a long while because I was being stupid, amazingly naive and I liked Zoey a lot. But after a while I got sick of it, I looked up who made "what's the world come to". I found out it was really made by [URL="http://www.last.fm/music/Zak+Belica"]Zak Belica[/URL].
I was talking to Joe on the Microphone and I asked him. He gave me all sorts of lies, he lied about it [B]for about an hour[/B], but eventually I got him to give that up. He finally said "it was a joke and I wanted to see how long you would believe it.". Yeah if that was a joke then why lie about it for an [B]hour[/B] when I find out?
Obviously I broke up with Zoey. Everything was bullshit.
[B]Now[/B] Zoey says: "My brother told him lies for [B]one day[/B] and now he thinks I'm a guy". But the opposite is true! All the lies were told to me from the beginning of my relationship with him! and even after!
After me, Zoey started having a relationship with Cross. I warned Cross that Zoey is a guy but he didn't believe me.
But eventually, he did. In December he wrote two messages on my steam profile saying I was right.
I talked to him, Zoey had said to him that she gets [B]drunk from milk[/B] and more lies like that. So the lies kept on going, but this time he made other lies.
I believe Zoey still has a relationship with some guy named [URL="http://steamcommunity.com/id/gamersgear"]"Washington"[/URL] who of course does not believe me.
[highlight]What are my current problems with Zoey[/highlight]
1. I fucking hate it that he posts all sorts of shit in GD and everyone is like "good job girl!"
2. It's fucking disgusting
3. He has got tons of "friends" who if someone refers to Zoey with "he", whether it's on purpose or not, they are like [URL="http://www.facepunch.com/showpost.php?p=20058542&postcount=25"]It's a girl, you imbicile[/URL]. Also [URL="http://www.facepunch.com/showpost.php?p=20058850&postcount=26"]this[/URL], [URL="http://www.facepunch.com/showpost.php?p=19764204&postcount=8"]this[/URL], [URL="http://www.facepunch.com/showpost.php?p=19764805&postcount=11"]this[/URL] and [URL="http://www.facepunch.com/showpost.php?p=19795966&postcount=20"]this[/URL].
Cross confirmed this when I talked to him about Zoey.
[highlight]So everything short[/highlight]: Wizey/Zoey is a crossdresser and some of his friends attack you when you refer to him as "he" or say anything else Zoey doesn't like.
I found out Zoey was a guy by proving everything he said was a lie.
Zoey's defence is that "her brother" told me lies for [B]one day[/B] and now I think he's a guy. But that's obviously not true.
I call out to Zoey, these are my genuine reasons to believe you're a guy. What is your response? You've managaged to convince almost everyone in your friends list and even more people, but they don't know the truth. I've known you for [B]three[/B] years now and I'm telling you it's time to stop this bullshit.[/QUOTE]
safe keeping just in case
[QUOTE=radioactive;22164050]Facepunch and TJE is his initials.[/QUOTE]
My first name is Falco, my last name starts with a P.
Hmm, that just leaves the "tje" for some initials...
Falco P - THE JARATE EXPERT.
Thanks for sending your minions to my profile Falco, I LOVE getting comments :3
[QUOTE=robowurmz;22164022]What I really want to know is how to pronounce Fptje's name.
Fffpit-jee?
Eff-Pee-Tee-Jay-Eee?
Fapp't-Jeeee?[/QUOTE]
I would guess EFF PEE TJAY
[QUOTE=Johnny N;22164111]Thanks for sending your minions to my profile Falco, I LOVE getting comments :3[/QUOTE]
AH hi washington, well this is my second warning to you:
Zoey is a guy you should stop having a relationship with him.
Even if you're bisexual. Zoey lies about everything, not just his gender.
[QUOTE=Hobbesy;22163880]Let's all give FPtje a nice round of applause! After all, it's incredibly easy to believe someone is a cyborg from Russia, right?[/QUOTE]
hmm starting to build up a picture here
[img]http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/7429/4khhl222222234.jpg[/img]
Hey everyone, I think Falco is really a girl! send pictures of you all over the internets or I will not stop shouting it out!
See my point?
Until Zoey can prove she's a girl, I'm going to refer to her as he.
Good thing you don't have a facebook or anything like that.
:v:
Seriously, A Russian cyborg? :wtc
[editline]08:15PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=Comcastic;22164889]Good thing you don't have a facebook or anything like that.
:v:[/QUOTE]
major Dejavu
Well, though Zoey is really surrounded by idiotic butt-licking jerks (although I think that's more due to the nature of the Lua scripts she does), I think she is a kinda nice person. The only "suspicious" thing she ever told me is the fact that she has low blood pressure and cannot go to school very often because of that, which is a quite neat excuse for sucking at math and escaping my Lua lessons. (that pisses me off to no end :argh:)
Other than that, I don't have internet relationships, so I don't care much. If she wants to be considered as a girl, so... I don't see why I shouldn't play along and pretend I know nothing about this. It makes someone happy, doesn't affect me in any negative way, and doesn't generate gigantic dramatic shitstorms.
You shouldn't use the Internet to seek for love anyway, so it's pretty much your fault. Heck, I laughed so hard when I looked at the list of "lies" she told you. Talking to her right now, and she pretends it's not true. I don't care much because it's quite funny either way. Either that list is real, and you were blind enough to believe it, or it's fake, and you managed to come up with such gigantic bullshit on your own. :v:
Middlesborough is 5 miles from where I live. Too bad he isn't a girl (or at least proven to be.)
So he pretended to be a girl to get more downloads, and that explains why he doesn't behave like one
it all makes sense now, that or she is really a cyborg, so yeah... i'm picking the attention whore version.
Internet Relationships... :Dawkins102:
I was like that too when i was 11! I died millions of times and i had imaginary brother!
Jesus, it was fun, it was 3 years ago. At least I've grown up from these things.
From the given evidence, I'm fairly sure Zoey was a secret weapon implemented during the Cold War.
[IMG]http://i46.tinypic.com/1z54ww8.jpg[/IMG]
FPtje, you just can't get over your latent homosexuality.
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