[QUOTE=wonkadonk;22173489][url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=685864[/url]
hmmm[/QUOTE]
hey rifles you were right
congratulations
[QUOTE=Stud Muffin;22171237]Who the fuck would be lonely enough to be in an internet relationship?[/QUOTE]
Visit /r9k/.
[QUOTE=Itachi_Crow;22173541] a friction rash on his right palm.
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I have one of those. Its from biking though, I'm also a girl with a skin disease that makes me sound like a robot.
[QUOTE=Itachi_Crow;22173541]It's not that wizey deserves to be defended, it's that FPtje is doing nothing but making himself look like a socially retarded dork with a friction rash on his right palm.
This thread was meant to be a callout for wizey, and so far it has succeeded only in serving as a callout for FPtje and his hilarious acts of desperation
In fact if anyone's being a white knight here it's you[/QUOTE]
ahahaha you hit the nail right on the head, FPtje: get some help, you are fucking insane.
FPtje's amazing accomplishments:
[list][*]continuing development of darkRP, a terrible script which was chock full of exploits and rubbish code and probably still is.
[*]getting in a "relationship" with a male over the internet and believing literally everything he's been told.
[*]making a thread carefully detailing how stupid he is[/list]
[QUOTE=Rambo_9;22174538]FPtje's amazing accomplishments:
[LIST]
[*]continuing development of darkRP, a terrible script which was chock full of exploits and rubbish code and probably still is.
[*]getting in a "relationship" with a male over the internet and believing literally everything he's been told.
[*]making a thread carefully detailing how stupid he is
[/LIST]
[/QUOTE]
LOL. he also told me all about his own religion a couple years back. don't forget that.
FPtje is just craving attention now.
[QUOTE=Rambo_9;22174538]FPtje's amazing accomplishments:
[LIST]
[*]continuing development of darkRP, a terrible script which was chock full of exploits and rubbish code and probably still is.
[*]getting in a "relationship" with a male over the internet and believing literally everything he's been told.
[*]making a thread carefully detailing how stupid he is
[/LIST]
[/QUOTE]
oh oh oh, and don't forget he makes config files that let you propkill each other on shit RP servers.
[QUOTE=FPtje;22160682]
- She was born without muscles in Russia as a twin of Joe;
- Her muscles were replaced with mechanical shit, that's why her voice on the microphone sounded mechanical (it was actually a voice changer...)
- parts of her brain were mechanical
- All the mechanical shit gave made her stronger, she crushed someone's head [b]with her bare hands[/b]
- She was pyrotechnic (can ignite shit with her mind)
- She can control minds
- Her father tried to kill her and Joe, but Joe killed him in self-defence (years ago)
- She [b]died[/b] tons of times, but Joe had a medicine [b]to cure death[/b]. He injected it in her and then pumped it through her body with some pump
- Zoey and Joe together made [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFEXNKplqVU]"what's the world come to"[/url][/QUOTE]
the fact that you actually believed these is disturbing and concerning in regards to your mental health. the only way you could believe these is if you were literally mentally retarded. this is not an attack post either. you seriously could be retarded.
and being in a relationship with some random person over the internet is just pathetic. good lord.
Everyone in this thread says internet relationships are bullshit, but my sister and her husband met on the internet. They've been married for like 5 years.
Oh my god this is gold
Someone take a picture of this thread, save the text, do something, dont let this bit of facepunch GOLD die.
[QUOTE=NickFury666;22174660]Everyone in this thread says internet relationships are bullshit, but my sister and her husband met on the internet. They've been married for like 5 years.[/QUOTE]
I think you're missing the point. Internet relationships are kinda lame, but what is described in the OP is nothing more than an autistic swedish kid swooning over a cyborg girl from england.
Oh my god you're a fucking retard
I bet you posted this thread to make everyone hate this Wizey person (Who's gender is unknown at this point, but I'm pretty sure it's a guy.), but instead everyone's calling you an idiot for believing lies I don't even think a kindergardener would believe.
[QUOTE=cccritical;22173550]and you believe that a member of this forum is a russain cyborg-girl born without muscles that gets drunk off milk with a brother that has not only revived her from death several times with home-made medicine but tried to cure her allergy to chocolate but only succeeded in actually poisoning her and that her brother killed himself in self-defense and helped her write a song for SiN episodes
I think I speak for all of facepunch when I say, sir,
get out.[/QUOTE]
I believe what I believe, which is not the bs the OP says...
I honestly do not care if you people tell me to leave or not... I'm here, get over it.
Wait, you date people online? Pfft hahahahaha.
[QUOTE=Penguiin;22174694]I think you're missing the point. Internet relationships are kinda lame, but what is described in the OP is nothing more than an autistic swedish kid swooning over a cyborg girl from england.[/QUOTE]
lol I wasn't trying to defend the op, im just saying sometimes internet relationships work out, you know, the ones that dont involve male-to-female transgendered robots.
my dick is actually mechanical, i am a terminator, and a fbi agent who works in antarctica and i have size d tits would you like to go out
im a flying giraffe-tyrannosaurus rex hybrid with downs syndrome please date me op
Actually, it is possible for some people to get "high" off milk/breads. Some autistic people's brains basically take glucose as something else and it causes the brain to act differently.
It's hard for me to remember but it actually happens to [I]autistic people.[/I]
ipsum factum wizey is autistic.
FPtje posted:
And sure she looks nice but I don't want to marry an ignorant pair of 'suicidal' manipulating boobs.
Pfft, another "Ooooh! Kick him while he is down to compensate for how we all are dead inside"-threads.
Pretty sure the guy is feeling like he is at rock bottom, so why the effort in runing his day?
Wow, i believe you.
But everyone who said things about internet relationships being a bad thing, that's not true if you can trust them and wait for when you see them.
Also why not get them to use a webcam so you don't get in a relationship with a dude pretending to be a russian drunk-by-milk cyborg who has killed someone with her bare hands... :wtc:
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Also from a page or two back V:v:V
[img]http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/7429/4khhl222222234.jpg[/img]
Wow, why do skiddies always argue? Just let one do what they do, stop making stupid little threads acting like you're all tough and smart, due to that first message, you sound like a complete retard, therefor you should keep quiet you clown. God damn this whole community!
[QUOTE=FThree;22175358]Wow, why do skiddies always argue? Just let one do what they do, stop making stupid little threads acting like you're all tough and smart, due to that first message, you sound like a complete retard, therefor you should keep quiet you clown. God damn this whole community![/QUOTE]
Oh hi FThree, was never expecting you to register here...
Or for this to be your first post...
[QUOTE=crzymike13;22175380]Oh hi FThree, was never expecting you to register here...
Or for this to be your first post...[/QUOTE]
Neither did I, but these people are annoying me, I reckon my first post was a win. And if I get banned, even MORE of a win!
[QUOTE=FThree;22175358]Wow, why do skiddies always argue? Just let one do what they do, stop making stupid little threads acting like you're all tough and smart, due to that first message, you sound like a complete retard, therefor you should keep quiet you clown. God damn this whole community![/QUOTE]
Either youre a troll, or a dick, either way, :fuckoff:.
ALSO: Dont fucking dare to bitch about the slight grammar errors in this post, my keys are broken!
[QUOTE=Vinze;22175425]Either youre a troll, or a dick, either way, :fuckoff:.
ALSO: Dont fucking dare to bitch about the slight grammar errors in this post, my keys are broken![/QUOTE]
You're one to talk...
[QUOTE=Vinze;22175425]Either youre a troll, or a dick, either way, :fuckoff:.
ALSO: Dont fucking dare to bitch about the slight grammar errors in this post, my keys are broken![/QUOTE]
LOL! I am a dick yeah - But you skiddies are always at this crap, I hate skiddies, I'm replying because Mike is my bro. Shut the fuck up or nut up. Learn how to Really gain some intelligence before you reply. Thanks.
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Well I'm off to work as a PROGRAMMER (fucking skiddies don't know what that's like) - As I am away, suck a dick, by the time I return you should be all filled up with joy and excitement! Goodbye skiddies of FP.
[QUOTE=FThree;22175358]Wow, why do skiddies always argue? Just let one do what they do, stop making stupid little threads acting like you're all tough and smart, due to that first message, you sound like a complete retard, therefor you should keep quiet you clown. God damn this whole community![/QUOTE]
Loel
[QUOTE=FThree;22175415]Neither did I, but these people are annoying me, I reckon my first post was a win. And if I get banned, even MORE of a win![/QUOTE]
[b]Loel[/b]
[QUOTE=FThree;22175449]LOL! I am a dick yeah - But you skiddies are always at this crap, I hate skiddies, I'm replying because Mike is my bro. Shut the fuck up or nut up. Learn how to Really gain some intelligence before you reply. Thanks.
[editline]06:58AM[/editline]
Well I'm off to work as a PROGRAMMER (fucking skiddies don't know what that's like) - As I am away, suck a dick, by the time I return you should be all filled up with joy and excitement! Goodbye skiddies of FP.[/QUOTE]
[highlight][b]Loel[/b][/highlight]
[QUOTE=FThree;22175449]LOL! I am a dick yeah - But you skiddies are always at this crap, I hate skiddies, I'm replying because Mike is my bro. Shut the fuck up or nut up. Learn how to Really gain some intelligence before you reply. Thanks.[/QUOTE]
Skiddies are scriptkiddies. I don't think you know what it means, unless you really know what it means and are using it in a correct way, since I do not see the relation of "skiddies" to this thread.
[QUOTE=FThree;22175449]Well I'm off to work as a PROGRAMMER (fucking skiddies don't know what that's like) - As I am away, suck a dick, by the time I return you should be all filled up with joy and excitement! Goodbye skiddies of FP.[/QUOTE]
How old are you? Lua coding. CODING. How is this skiddie? Do you program in machine code?
Still a good, gold thread.
I know how you feel FPtje, but this is just too funny.
Also, You wrote your document like its a book to people who have no idea what gmod or hl2 is, you do realize only FP is going to read this, right?
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