• I Need To Get Strong, Fast
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[QUOTE=69105;25373285]ALSO, [b]ALSO[/b]: if this girl is so thick as to think that dudes with muscle and beards are hot, then i don't know WHY you think she's worth your time. she sounds like a party whore to me who's been tapped too many times. I'd trash her and bag her, myself, that filthy skank. Real men find honest women who don't party and cheat for some cheep booze.[/QUOTE] So it is okay for you to be attracted to hot, fit girls but if those girls are attracted to fit guys it's suddenly a huge problem and they are filthy cheap whores?
[QUOTE=VQ35HR;25373326]So it is okay for you to be attracted to hot, fit girls but if those girls are attracted to fit guys it's suddenly a huge problem and they are filthy cheap whores?[/QUOTE] i'm saying if they are shallow, they are probably vile, relentless, cold bitches that don't deserve your attention in the first place
If you were to choose to bang a supermodel with a good personality or an okay looking girl with a good personality? Which one would you be more attracted to?
[QUOTE=VQ35HR;25373388]If you were to choose to bang a supermodel with a good personality or an okay looking girl with a good personality? Which one would you be more attracted to?[/QUOTE] oh, definitely the supermodel with a good personality. but this isn't fantasy land.
[QUOTE=69105;25373285]ALSO, [b]ALSO[/b]: if this girl is so thick as to think that dudes with muscle and beards are hot, then i don't know WHY you think she's worth your time. she sounds like a party whore to me who's been tapped too many times. I'd trash her and bag her, myself, that filthy skank. Real men find honest women who don't party and cheat for some cheep booze.[/QUOTE] She's really not, I really just needed a kick in the ass to get out and do something about my lack of muscles. [editline]13th October 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=Nautsabes;25373138]40 Pushups (chest to floor) 10 Supermans (reverse pushups) 20 Situps -rest- 30 Pushups 20 Supermans 20 Situps 10 Side Crunches -rest- 20 Pushups 30 Supermans -30 second break- 20 Situps -rest- 10 Pushups 40 Supermans 20 Situps -stretch- Every other day. Jog the other days. Eat right. Sleep right. [b]Fuck bitches. Get money.[/b][/QUOTE] I'm listening to this because of the statement in [b]bold[/b].
[QUOTE=SlanderMan;25373411]She's really not, I really just needed a kick in the ass to get out and do something about my lack of muscles.[/QUOTE] I think it's great that you are at least thinking about making the effort to better yourself, but honestly, i think you're doing it for a way wrong cause. to me, it's a low blow if you are expected to change just to appeal to someone. i could understand if you were a drunken loser who played xbox all day and all your girl ever wanted you to do was commit to therapy and go to sit-ins and hear lectures about how drinking problems are bad from wonderful people who have used their own new self-taught self-help guide to do do it (buy their book today!) but this doesn't seem to be the case.
[QUOTE=69105;25373400]oh, definitely the supermodel with a good personality. but this isn't fantasy land.[/QUOTE] Right but if it is possible for you to be a decent guy and at the same time workout instead of sitting at home all day, why not do it? Girls appreciate that you put your effort into it. And it doesn't make them shallow, it's just called standards. If you're only willing to put up personality on the table than that's what you'll get back, nothing more, nothing less (unless you're rich, then nevermind anything I say, lol)
Lots of steroids.
[QUOTE=VQ35HR;25373448]Right but if it is possible for you to be a decent guy and at the same time workout instead of sitting at home all day, why not do it? Girls appreciate that you put your effort into it. And it doesn't make them shallow, it's just called standards. If you're only willing to put up personality on the table than that's what you'll get back, nothing more, nothing less (unless you're rich, then nevermind anything I say, lol)[/QUOTE] i'm just pent up, dude. my bud is getting married to this fucking vile creature who's also smokin' hot and it's really got me in a bust because he and i can't do shit any more because she's got him on such a tight leash. it's almost embarrassing. i just don't want to OP to fall in to that situation but that didn't answer your response: standards are great unless you set the bar way high. for ME, they can be whatever they want to be. i don't give a shit if you're a housefire victim with a fucked up orc face. if you have a beautiful personality, have dreams and are passionate about following those dreams, then you're good enough for me!
[QUOTE=69105;25373446]I think it's great that you are at least thinking about making the effort to better yourself, but honestly, i think you're doing it for a way wrong cause. to me, it's a low blow if you are expected to change just to appeal to someone. i could understand if you were a drunken loser who played xbox all day and all your girl ever wanted you to do was commit to therapy and go to sit-ins and hear lectures about how drinking problems are bad from wonderful people who have used their own new self-taught self-help guide to do do it (buy their book today!) but this doesn't seem to be the case.[/QUOTE] The picture he posted isn't even that hard to achieve, you're not really changing yourself you're just keeping fit. If you don't keep fit, you can't expect the girl to do it either.
just don't expect me to fuck you.
[QUOTE=69105;25373468]i'm just pent up, dude. my bud is getting married to this fucking vile creature who's also smokin' hot and it's really got me in a bust because he and i can't do shit any more because she's got him on such a tight leash. it's almost embarrassing. i just don't want to OP to fall in to that situation[/QUOTE] Yeah it happens a lot of times, and it sucks. Also OP, you shouldn't be going for the girl only because she's smokin', but also her personality and everything. Her being hot is just the icing on the cake. The thing is, lots of times people only go for hot girls because of their looks, and not anything else, this is when they get burned (like your buddy).
Milk jugs + sand = cheap weights
[QUOTE=69105;25373378]i'm saying if they are shallow, they are probably vile, relentless, cold bitches that don't deserve your attention in the first place[/QUOTE] You're going to extremes. You don't even know if that's the case with the woman the OP's talking about. And besides, there's nothing wrong with having high standards, provided you yourself are of [I]some[/I] quality. [QUOTE=Stupideye;25373502]Milk jugs + sand = cheap weights[/QUOTE] There's a reason why dumbbells are designed the way they are. Milk jugs have inferior ergonomics, so you'll only be able to cover a limited range of motion without increasing your chances of injury.
Try the "100 Pushups" and "200 Situps" in 6 weeks thing. I did it myself, I'm not abs man but I'm stronger then I was before.
[QUOTE=SlanderMan;25372923]So, Facepunch, I have a plight to get ripped. This girl I'm into only likes manly men and fucking assholes with beards. If I can't beat them, join them, right? Plus I've always wanted to not be a scrawny white fuck all my life. I was wondering if anyone knew a place to work out, but not in public. Public gyms smell like Vaseline and I really hate working out in front of people. No drugs. Aside from disappearing into the mountains and lifting boulders and fighting bears, how do I get to look like this: [URL=http://img89.imageshack.us/i/wwwuniquescreenwritingcd.jpg/][img_thumb]http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/6421/wwwuniquescreenwritingcd.th.jpg[/img_thumb][/URL] Can I evolve from a Scrawny White Fuck, or will I stay this way forever? :ohdear:[/QUOTE] your problem isn't that you're skinny and girls aren't attracted, it's because you have no confidence (Scared of working out infront of others?)
[QUOTE=JLea;25373633]your problem isn't that you're skinny and girls aren't attracted, it's because you have no confidence (Scared of working out infront of others?)[/QUOTE] One of the awesome parts about working out is that it gives you more confidence, cause you see yourself achieving goals you never thought possible.
I was told by a kid at school "Eat a bunch of peanut butter and fill some milk jugs with water and start working out with them."
[QUOTE=VQ35HR;25373647]One of the awesome parts about working out is that it gives you more confidence, cause you see yourself achieving goals you never thought possible.[/QUOTE] True that's what happened with me although I didn't notice it myself (gradual process over a few months). It's only when I went out a few months later I got all these compliments, was pretty sick :v:
The main reason isn't self confidence, it's the fact that I'd stick out like a penis in a vagina factory. I have no idea what I'm doing around weights or machines or pretty much anything in a gym besides dumbbells. I wanted to get used to the fact that I'm working out instead of just jumping into a gym and pussying out because I'm intimidated. And as far as [b]60915[/b] is going, I know what you mean. I lost my best friend to a bitch like that. He thinks it's because I slept with her, but she's a controlling bitch. This girl isn't like that, she's pretty much everything I'm looking for in a girl. Witty, fit, smart, passionate, the works. I'm not just thinking about doing this for some bimbo who is into meat heads.
[QUOTE=SlanderMan;25372923]So, Facepunch, I have a plight to get ripped. This girl I'm into only likes manly men and fucking assholes with beards. If I can't beat them, join them, right? Plus I've always wanted to not be a scrawny white fuck all my life. I was wondering if anyone knew a place to work out, but not in public. Public gyms smell like Vaseline and I really hate working out in front of people. No drugs. Aside from disappearing into the mountains and lifting boulders and fighting bears, how do I get to look like this: [URL=http://img89.imageshack.us/i/wwwuniquescreenwritingcd.jpg/][img_thumb]http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/6421/wwwuniquescreenwritingcd.th.jpg[/img_thumb][/URL] Can I evolve from a Scrawny White Fuck, or will I stay this way forever? :ohdear:[/QUOTE] Be an asshole with a beard, then.
[QUOTE=SlanderMan;25373733]The main reason isn't self confidence, it's the fact that I'd stick out like a penis in a vagina factory. I have no idea what I'm doing around weights or machines or pretty much anything in a gym besides dumbbells. I wanted to get used to the fact that I'm working out instead of just jumping into a gym and pussying out because I'm intimidated. And as far as [b]60915[/b] is going, I know what you mean. I lost my best friend to a bitch like that. He thinks it's because I slept with her, but she's a controlling bitch. This girl isn't like that, she's pretty much everything I'm looking for in a girl. Witty, fit, smart, passionate, the works. I'm not just thinking about doing this for some bimbo who is into meat heads.[/QUOTE] Get a personal trainer, man. They can get a bit pricey, but if you keep your appointments and do what he tells you to do, you'll get fit pretty quickly. They know what they're doing, and they're used to working with people who don't--because if the people they worked with knew what they were doing, they wouldn't need personal trainers. You can find one at most any gym, and while you'll have to buck up for their services, it's hardly going to bankrupt you, and it's well worth the money. Don't expect to be ripped after a week, but so long as you go regularly and work to keep up, you'll notice big changes fast. I'm sorry to say I haven't done much PT at all since my strawberry tart started going bad, but I'm eager to get started again after the surgery. I'm lucky in the sense that I've got a thick frame, and when I actually work on building it, it's quick to respond to my efforts. But, my arms are skinny and soft right now, and I'm not exactly getting second looks from the few ladies we've got in the barracks (after all, there are 30 gorilla-armed Joes for every woman here, and being "charming" and a "great friend" doesn't stack up to that kind of testosterone). So, I feel your pain buddy. Just get on it! Keeping a regular exercise routine [i]sucks[/i] for the first couple of weeks, but once you start seeing results, you won't need a dude screaming in your face to make you want to go back out for more.
[QUOTE=TheKnowItAll;25373779]Be an asshole with a beard, then.[/QUOTE] But I'm not an asshole :ohdear: [editline]13th October 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=Big Dumb American;25373858]Get a personal trainer, man. They can get a bit pricey, but if you keep your appointments and do what he tells you to do, you'll get fit pretty quickly. They know what they're doing, and they're used to working with people who don't--because if the people they worked with knew what they were doing, they wouldn't need personal trainers. You can find one at most any gym, and while you'll have to buck up for their services, it's hardly going to bankrupt you, and it's well worth the money. Don't expect to be ripped after a week, but so long as you go regularly and work to keep up, you'll notice big changes fast. I'm sorry to say I haven't done much PT at all since my strawberry tart started going bad, but I'm eager to get started again after the surgery. I'm lucky in the sense that I've got a thick frame, and when I actually work on building it, it's quick to respond to my efforts. But, my arms are skinny and soft right now, and I'm not exactly getting second looks from the few ladies we've got in the barracks (after all, there are 30 gorilla-armed Joes for every woman here, and being "charming" and a "great friend" doesn't stack up to that kind of testosterone). So, I feel your pain buddy. Just get on it! Keeping a regular exercise routine [i]sucks[/i] for the first couple of weeks, but once you start seeing results, you won't need a dude screaming in your face to make you want to go back out for more.[/QUOTE] If you can find a trainer for $0 I will gladly use him. I'm going to try to hit up my parents with this idea for a little cushion in my pocket. We'll see how that goes.
If this girl your into is as shallow as you make her out to be, don't persue her, her vision is limited to appearance and not the person behind the pretty face, it's obvious that she wouldn't be able to hold a relashinship following this logic for very long as well.
Inject shark adrenaline into your scrotum
[QUOTE=Shanaro;25374121]If this girl your into is as shallow as you make her out to be, don't persue her, her vision is limited to appearance and not the person behind the pretty face, it's obvious that she wouldn't be able to hold a relashinship following this logic for very long as well.[/QUOTE] When you boil it down, if a girl has a choice between a smart, funny, charming guy who's in good shape, and a smart, funny, charming guy who's poogy and misshapen, there's never going to be a contest. Being charming and kind is great for making girl friends, but not often enough by itself to make girlfriends.
This double post nonsense is very annoying.
Why would you want to look like Tyler Durden?
The fuck's that supposed to mean.
Because Tyler Durden has the body that I want, and the ego that I need. [editline]13th October 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=Big Dumb American;25374178]When you boil it down, if a girl has a choice between a smart, funny, charming guy who's in good shape, and a smart, funny, charming guy who's poogy and misshapen, there's never going to be a contest. Being charming and kind is great for making girl friends, but not often enough by itself to make girlfriends.[/QUOTE] This is the point I was hoping people would get.
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