when you are at a gym, you won't laugh at people who are working out, they won't either. If you want to get ripped, you'll have to go to a gym. Or get the right equipment for shitloads of money.
Surely you can do push ups and sit ups and shit, but they won't be as effective as your gym equipment, and since you want the fast way, you'll need those equipment
Eat well, exercise every day.
I think people over-complicate the issue of exercise. It seems that their difficulty in developing muscle stems more from their overall lack of dedication to a consistent regimen than it is from a lack of any extraneous "knowledge" or "training aids."
...Or am I wrong once again, omniscient denizens of Facepunch?
[QUOTE=BANNED USER;25374183]Why would you want to look like Tyler Durden?[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Tyler_Durden;25374212]The fuck's that supposed to mean.[/QUOTE]
Hahaha wow
[sp]Tyler Durden isn't Real, therefore the OP isn't real[/sp] Mystery Solved.
Find a better girl, easy and it costs no money or crazy shit.
Get weights. and get a bench. thats all you need. or use the gym.
[QUOTE=SlanderMan;25372923]So, Facepunch, I have a plight to get ripped.
This girl I'm into only likes manly men and fucking assholes with beards. If I can't beat them, join them, right?
Plus I've always wanted to not be a scrawny white fuck all my life.
I was wondering if anyone knew a place to work out, but not in public. Public gyms smell like Vaseline and I really hate working out in front of people.
No drugs.
Aside from disappearing into the mountains and lifting boulders and fighting bears, how do I get to look like this:
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Can I evolve from a Scrawny White Fuck, or will I stay this way forever? :ohdear:[/QUOTE]
You don't have to look like that to be strong. Do you mean you want to get into shape and trim up?
Squat you sissy.
[QUOTE=SlanderMan;25374315]Because Tyler Durden has the body that I want, and the ego that I need.
[editline]13th October 2010[/editline]
This is the point I was hoping people would get.[/QUOTE]
The simple course of action would be grow some balls and a beard but you're clearly incapable of either. Also going for this particular chick is a shit idea that will go belly up pretty quick.
All you need is confidence and a beard and you will have any wench you fancy.
squatz & oatz
beef CAKE
Get yourself a proper dumbbell set and a workout bench. I have those, plus I recently bought some [i]proper[/i] running shoes. Works great.
Besides, don't do this just for the girls, do this for yourself as well.
Eat nails and get in fights.
Forget all those expensive exercise machines. Do calisthenics in the playground.
Your avatar fits you.
[QUOTE=Zeloutional;25375854]Your avatar fits you.[/QUOTE]
I think that was intentional haha...
Just exercise, make a schedule and do it every other day. Gradually you notice the changes.
I suggest looking for other girls.
I would never change myself (personality) to have another girl like me more. I hate those people.
[QUOTE=SlanderMan;25372923]
This girl I'm into only likes manly men and fucking assholes with beards. If I can't beat them, join them, right?[/QUOTE]
Stopped reading there and dumb'ed the post. Sorry but she sounds like a shallow bitch. I don't know why in the hell you would ever want to change yourself for some shallow idiot's standards.
If you want some manly muscles, then man up and go to the gym.
Remember that everyone starts somewhere and a fair few people at the gym probably started out like you, too embarrassed to work out in front of people who have lots more muscle than you.
Every time im in the gym i think this way: Everyone is there to look/feel better.
If you saw a fat guy eating lots of junkfood, would you look at him more than if he was in the gym and DOING something about his weight?
take steroids man i took them and i can jump out of planes and shit but i can't do a cock pushup it's weird must've been something i ate seriously man you should try it it improved my grammer very too much as well.
Go on OP, become what you hate in the bid to clinch that thing you love.
[sp]You will soon realise how very silly you've been and you will turn back to your old ways. That or become a steroid loving freak[/sp]
[editline]13th October 2010[/editline]
Awesome, new default is bieber.
Update drivers.
Solves all my problems.
then don't be into her
Lol, coming to Facepunch for weightlifting advice.
[QUOTE=Bllasae;25387953]Lol, coming to Facepunch for weightlifting advice.[/QUOTE]
not all of us are skinny/fat nerds. although hard to believe, there are quite a few non-virgins.
If you're trying to get a girl that only likes ripped guys, then she's probably really stuck-up.
[QUOTE=VQ35HR;25388003]not all of us are skinny/fat nerds. although hard to believe, there are quite a few non-virgins.[/QUOTE]
I don't really care. The majority are. Also, we're not really the first place to ask, anyways.
[QUOTE=VQ35HR;25388003]not all of us are skinny/fat nerds. although hard to believe, there are quite a few non-virgins.[/QUOTE]
I'm not one of those skinny-ass virgins. I'm fit and can get laid, I just want to be fitter so I can get laid easier/feel better about myself.
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