• The avatar above you says "Hi". What do you do?
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Comment on his beautiful, blonde, bobbing hair
Offer a cold beverage.
snap his head off and loot his stuff
Ask him/her where the blood is from.
I would also ask for a pair of sunglasses. Or two. Or three. Or four. Or five. Or six.
Ask him where he got his katana from.
Ask why he's poking himself.
Sings with him.
"Where's a bloody quack when you need one?" - "Stop moving or do i look like i am making stuff?" *gives dosh* We are now friends.
*Takes all of his dosh*.
Steal his mask and shades. [b]It's my turn now, bitches![/b]
Steal those shades, including the original. "No more shades for you! HAHAHAA!"
Steal it and name myself, "Night Rider 2".
I don't know what that is. Am I the chosen of some sungod now?
Ask if he wants me to pay for his drink.
Hit it with a sledgehammer.
OH FUCK WHERE'D YOU COME FROM
I would steal your fur coat and sell it to eskimos in exchange for whale fat which I will then use to attract fat-loving zombies to the whitehouse. [sp]This is a complex plan to overthrow the government that I am 100% sure will not fail[/sp]
ignore it
bang it (again)
Walk through the gates of Mordor and throw it into the volcano of Mount Doom.
Shut the fucking door.
Hide under the bed.
Hug the life outta it.
Ask why it's bleeding.
Make a terrible skeleton joke
Ask if I can join in on the drunk science.
Call in the Americans.
If red text saying "BAN" came up to me and said hi, I'd probably freak out. Or just say hello.
Oih mate! Cant ya read the sign? This is a no smoking area, *Steals smoke while quietly running away*
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