• The avatar above you says "Hi". What do you do?
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pokemon battle
Hand him a moustache comb and be on my way
Hand him a moustache and be on my way.
Stomp him.
Shoot him and collect all the money he dropped.
shit myself
fuck it until it stops saying hi to me.
have some freaky hr giger sex
Ask him to stop staring at me like that
Give a minigun to him.
"Hi there!" PS: Postal Dude is a pretty cool guy, he deals with "postal" stuff and has no sense of regrets. Plus, he's awesome because he has the ability to break the fourth wall (speak directly to the player from within the game) if you save consecutive times!
shoot a pulse ball at him.
Burn it with fire
Run away.
Get a haircut
Ask for a beer
prepare to be transformed into a stalker/combine unit
prepare anus
Give it a hug and say hi back.
Piss in the snakes mouth.
I ask it for a beer.
Impressive work, little one. You'll be a strong girl one day! (Like Pippi Longstocking? Not exactly...)
Uhh... I can't work with this.
Laugh at it
Catch it.
Say hello, and casually walk around the nearest corner, dropping in to a dead run, ending when I'm under my bed.
Run away
run like fuck/ try not to get shot
Grab it and put a jetpack on it then order it to try to catch up.
run
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