Become good friends with him and pick pocket him on the first chance before disappearing.
I hate snakes.
May I ask who this geezer next to you is?
what
I guess you didn't figure this avatar is supposed to be the sleeve/armband insignia for any Combine-related unit
I'd step away if you greeted me, I have an instinct (The species your picture has do I see as a "threat" rather than an opportunity)
Ask about enlisting.
Ask about guitar lessons
Ask him about Gordon Frohman.
Cuddle that cute thing.
draw a nose and mouth on it
Get out of the room before he blows up.
Holy shit a zombie
[sp]I'm sorry[/sp]
"Since when were drawings sentient?"
Celebrate it as the first talking pepper and win awards
Is that you, Frankenstein?
Finish drawing his face
warmingly embrace
I shit, probably out of fear. I just... I just shit. There is nothing else I can do.
Kick it in the butt.
Throws some deadly pallets at it.
Lick
Wonder what the fuck it is.
Start chatting about how fine uniform he is wearing.
Destroy.
recruit.
Hates him because he is a camper (probably [maybe]).