Beat her to death with a club crying, drag the body away and bury it in the woods only for the police to find where I then am hunted to an isolated hide out in Columbia and after a long stand off with the police, a shootout begins with three officers dead and me killing myself.
Attack!
I.... uh...
"Holy shit, It's Francis!"
Holy shit it's a pokémon who's name I cannot remember.
Oh god please don't rape me
run away be afraid
Calmly get up and walk away slowly before running away.
Dead people can't talk.
People without mouths can't talk.
Cuddle with it.
I can't quite make it out what that thing is, but it looks scary, I would hide from it.
I would have a race with him.
Make sure she doesn't ask boring questions.
Pet it.
Say Hello.
if female
sex
if male
run away
orgy
Run screaming, of course.
Smile and comment on its cuteness. (In the Engineer's words, "Ain't that a cute little jackrabbit?")
Laugh at the funny man.
Reply back with "Oh hi what's u-OH GOD WHAT THE F*CK"
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