Tell unto me the very secrets of the cosmos, science man!
Throw everything near me at it.
"Hey uh, was wond'rin'... Does yer hair go down all the way in the pointy back of yer hood, or is it just kinda for swag-points?"
Wow! A talking dog(?)!
These flowers for me?
Thanks! My girlfriend would appreciate that.
I take off my glasses and rub my shirt on them. Must have some sorta gunk on the glass-.. Nope, he really looks like that. Woah.
I'd also say "hi" and have a chat with him.
ask if i can wear his hat
As long as you don't forget to give it back, yes.
Put it in a terrarium and feed it crickets.
"Hey, why are you so angry?
I'd leave. :C
Buy him a mask.
I would laugh at his Pixelcount and ask if his Penis was either that cubic or just censored.
I'd emigrate the fuck out while being full of laughter.
Ask what professions he had in mind.
punch him in the face because RWJ is annoying
[QUOTE=GoldenDargon;35704105]punch him in the face because RWJ is annoying[/QUOTE]
That's why I have that avatar.
I would slowly walk away. Maybe ask how his day was before then.
Give him a lolipop.
panic
Give him a tophat.
Ask if he has any spare helmets.
[I]I'll bet you could suck a golfball through a garden hose.[/I]
HUG
Help him purge the enemies of man.
I'd start singing the Tin Man's song from the Wizard of Oz
Hello talking pokemon.
"Wu-, whe. Where am I." (pant)
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