• The avatar above you says "Hi". What do you do?
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High-five it!
Want some coffee? You look tired.
Take his hat.
sit and watch whatever he's watching
I'd ask myself, why the hell this big eared guy is staring at me like I am his enemy?
"Hey, lil' man."
That STAR Treck outfit is very CRAFTY.
"You're pretty ugly, you know that?"
Please, take my wallet but don't take my life.
I'd ask if she could stop doing that.
ask how his day is going
pull out my dick
I would probably say something about his hat and comment on the virtues of locking the door if you are taking a shit/fapping to a magazine.
Run to a store, buy some pokeballs, come back and start throwing them at its head.
Turn away
Run
Greet him and ask if he has seen Kaa lately.
What's with your occasional squirming?
I'd ask myself "Is this car actually talking to me?".....
Mock saying "WUBBAFETT!"
I would walk back slowly and hope it does not decide to ram me with its head.
Ra- oh god no. KILL IT WITH FIRE
"What is this, A robot? I'm gonna take this home with me."
ask it, how was it's day
Challenge it.
Put the fapping bird into a cage this time, except with lasers instead of bronze bars. "You won't escape this time."
Overload the LED color so it turns red - 12 V
Wonder what the hell got me this high.
Put it in a cage with a miniature city filled with crime so he can fight the crime like the badass crime fighting snake he is.
I've got a new avatar now. And I'd ask if he needs help with anything.
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