I'd encage It and report scientist that birds now fap.
try to make friends with it and become a POKEMON MASTER.
Freak out at those eyes.
Ask for an autograph.
Rock the party
Edit: Ninja'd
I would throw my pokeball with charizard
"Hello, 911? There's a bird following me around while fapping!"
Respond with a "What the hell are you doing?"
"hey there, better have some sleep dude"
Stare, quietly, and not moving an inch
Move away quietly and as fast as I can...
... As stated before...
One must have care when facing furries.
Poke out of curiousity.
Join a travelling circus and become famous and rich with my talking cock.
Ask if she needs a rainbow towel to help clean up.
Can I poke your hair?
and your boobies too
Say "Please don't hurt me."
[QUOTE=Ryuken;36127839]Can I poke your hair?
and your boobies too[/QUOTE]
Considering your appearance, of course.
(FOR ABOVE USER): Oh, how adorable you are.
Grab a weapon, I know where this is going.
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