• The avatar above you says "Hi". What do you do?
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Get naked
Get in a sword fight for some reason.
have sex with it.
Be a lazy fucking cat.
Blow shit up.
Chicken Nuggets
jizz
Run like hell.
Eat its feathers and stuff the naked chicken into my pillow. "Why does the pillow keep on pecking me?"
Peck it to death, somehow.
"You know what, chicken?" I'd sell It to a farmer to breed a new specimem of talking chickens.
I'd try to be nice so he doesn't get pissed at me.
catch it with a pokeball of course
Nice glasses, I'll be taking those.
Headbang with him.
Once more ponder over the fact that I can speak Rooster.
"Oh... Hi again."
Throw a pokeball at him.
cry
hey, whats up with you eyes?
Meh, I'll let someone else catch it.
"quit whipping your head back and forth, spaz!"
I'd make President Eden self destruct, I'd destroy the FOV virus and I'd kill every remaining enclave colonel.
BURN!!!
ask what the fuck it's supposed to look like.
Walk away.
fap utilize its large forehead as a cum plate
Set it on fire.
burn your hair
Question their gender.
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