• facepunch 2011 rap battle thread [NO WHITES] [FUCK WHITEY] [COOL] [IMPRESSION] [WEED]
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Moderators ain't be watchin this thread It's okay to post, they all be in bed Bust a rhyme before dinner time nasty nigga eats shit and is gonna die
sick nasty verse put u in a hearse my dick is in her purse your girlfriend's purse put on my shoe next thing i do step on you you like poo
to clear my throat i proceed with the wackest weed indeed smoked up in a gravity bong earth wind fire water all combined to make captain fuckin planet and punch th89 and get him off this fuckin planet turn to mass effect for affection get a smack on the cheek cause all that rapping i've pwned u with is wastin my weed...
everybody hatin th89 bitch on facepunch that is a crime inb4 ban inb4 stan i'm leavin thread bacon in the pan
eat shit and die eat shit and die the above two sentences totally rhyme
i smoke blunts and the occasional cock th89's dirty smelly gym sock oh wait hes fat no working out his beard is cool not
You ain't got nothing on me: KARL N Your raps got less rhyme then flying pigs in a pig pen While my lines got your head running laps just to catch up Yup, yup My cup overfloweth and your flow is laggin while dat cash im baggin And when doz hoes be naggin i keep them bengis raining Richer than andrew carnagie, andyou still lookin at me? Sit down, Give up, this scene ain't for thee
[QUOTE='[Seed Eater];31402677']Moderators ain't be watchin this thread It's okay to post, they all be in bed Bust a rhyme before dinner time nasty nigga eats shit and is gonna die[/QUOTE] Yeah, those mods be thinkin' they cool Just cuz Garry gave them some banning tools Well the mods are now asleep actin like fools Now post some bread and sinks, we're too cool Jesus, I fucking suck at this
Yo, OP, or should I say, [B]DOUG[/B] Why do you keep pissing on GD, like it's your rug? You keep trying to troll us, but we ain't fish You're not hooking any of us, we're not your BITCH!
im cool th89 sucks dick im peacin out to sleep with a dude jk :P
I'm a monster and I eat kids This is what nasty nigga tried to hid he's really 12, a delicious snack but i wont eat him cause his rhymes are too whack
Yo my name is Turkel and I represent the RAVIOLI RACE Straight up beef and sauce right up in YOUR FACE I respect yo raps Nasty they're pretty good Though I know that there's no way you could survive in the hood You're a poser and a hater man don't even lie The way you're tryin-a harass TH-Eighty-Nine
Poppin bottles with super models ehh
Up his ass Nasty Nigga did feel a kick, And oh how hard his dick did get, He started a stroking, like a real fat pedo Putting his finger up his ass like a fucking guido
Nasty Nigga picked cotton all day Only to find out he was gay So he went to his masta' And asked him for his urethra Sucking all the while Nasty Nigga did smile After hours of this game Nasty's masta did came While he licked up the chowder He did scream louder Peace
Matt 9 4, Sucking dick, like a whore Posting in this rap thread Hope I don't get snapped yet It's snowing in midsummer and that don't fly Winter wrap up Can you believe your eyes? I'm gettin' hype like spike. That's right. MLP, rockin' pony all day You're dominated son Stay away. Blah blah blah blah, random shit. pony jokes, pony jokes. this is redundant, Open your thesaurus and lead a witty conversation about your less than reputable creed. This is fun.
There are no Europeans posting in this thread. That tells you something.
the rapper chris dom is such a fail if shitty lyrics were a crime, he'd be off to jail his mom would cry for days, i'd say "i'm here to help" but soon enough i'd bring her in the bed to nail.
im in charge of all you crackers like the keebler elves you all suck at rapping, kill yourselves
Real Hitler Fag is a gay What else is there to say? In his name is his declaration He obviously loves masturbation To his hero the Jew Killer So now in retaliation I will give his mom a filler Of gallons of cum That would taste like rum
[QUOTE=TH89;31403035]im in charge of all you crackers like the keebler elves you all suck at rapping, kill yourselves[/QUOTE] thanks locked.
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