My mexican friend CANNOT smoke weed, and it's hilarious.
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[QUOTE=FreakyMe;29919327]I really dislike people like that. I get very high [to a 6 on the highness scale]after a single bowl of good mids, and people will talk down to me or act like I am playing it up. They are the same people who then don't want to rope swing off the roof or go longboarding, so I generally avoid smoking with them.
I see no point in wasting a high doing nothing but playing Xbox all day.
Edit: I'm 5'5" and 120 lbs which may explain my ridiculously low tolerance.[/QUOTE]
im 5'9-5'10 and weigh 136, so i get blasted quite easily.
I love smoking with a friend who has a high ass tolerance, he always goes into a slave master persona, and calls me and my friends dirty niggers, and tells us to "pick your feet up boy, church in the mawwnin, best go to bed early"
and its so hilarious high
Probably doesn't help any that you guys were smoking schwag.
[QUOTE=Septimas;29918336]Okay, so I've been smoking alot of weed the past 2 months or so, Ive toked up around 20 times before these two months, but the past months its been a 4-5 times a week thing, and I've become pretty used to weed, and all its fun. Ive got judging down pat, bought my first bowl, and hit bongs whenever i can, introduced friends to tobacco shops where they buy their first bubblers, pipes, etc.
Well, me and my core group of friends always smoke on the weekends, and occasionally if we have great exotic, in the weekdays after school to chill and freestyle whilst stoned.
This has all worked out fine, and then a stout columbian kid, named julio, who weighs around 200-215 pounds, and is 5 feet 3, decided to tell us he had a ton of "great weed from his friend"
This may be stereotyping, but in the past, every deal i made with a hispanic, always turned out to me getting spliffed of .2 or so, or having extremely shitty low grade weed. I roll up to his house, and he has assured me hes "smoked like 5 times bro". I pull up to his house, and he pulls out his little baggy of 2 grams or so of weed, and i open the baggy. First off, its dry as fuck, has no odor whatsoever, and looks disgusting, like the shittiest weed i have ever seen. I tell him this isn't good weed, and not to buy from the person again if he can't help it.
We drive down the street and start playing music, and i tell him how to smoke from a bowl, which is easy as fuck, considering you hold the carb and inhale. He couldn't work the lighter, so i did it for him as a true stonerbud. He inhales a little, then starts motioning that hes good, and i look at him quizically with a literal ? on my face. He had the weakest, saddest hit i have ever seen, and he didnt even get weed down into his lungs. Immediately after getting it into his mouth, he exhales, and smiles, thinking i would congratulate him.
I stare at him with a sad expression, and try to tell him to "Just breath, with your mouth on it man.." and give him 3 more rounds, On the 2nd one ,he starts crying from coughing, yet didnt inhale ANY in his lung, and vomited. I had done a bowpack of my own weed, and was buzzed and starting giggling like a schoolgirl at this. He got all mad, and he could NOT figure out how to inhale, so i rolled him a blunt, thinking maybe he would figure out how to do it with something primary. I rolled it pretty well, and sparked it up, and chilled to some dubstep. It was his turn, and he still kept mouthbreathing, and acting all cocky thinking "hes cool cause i smoke weed woo." I ate all his food with him, and he wasn't even high, which made me depressed.
I don't know what the hell is wrong with him, he cannot understand the simple concept of INHALING weed.
:(
but now we call him boomer, because he vomits every time he takes a hit. Either that or fishface, because he holds the smoke in his cheeks like a chipmunk
After this i gave him a gram or two of some good mid, and he has yet to smoke it, and every time i mention it, he tells me hes just holding off. He hung out with a few of my friends yesterday, and starting coughing from a small hit, and ended up crying.
By the way, hes 17.[/QUOTE]
herp derp i smoke for two WHOLE months i know my shit. just leave it alone man, watch out, i feel that you are starting to become one of those annoying stoners.
other than that. yeah, why do you fixate your self on trying to get that fucker high? just chill with you friends and fuck the rest.
Some people just can't do it. I have a few friends who don't smoke just for those kinds of reasons. They'll either puke or go into a coughing fit(and then puke) or they just don't enjoy the high what-so-ever.
If you smoke via a bong, there's no way you can do it wrong.
[QUOTE=super_yurtle;29930169]If you smoke via a bong, there's no way you can do it wrong.[/QUOTE]
Unless they don't know what a bowl piece is and they take a huge rip and wonder why the smoke keeps coming and then half your bowl is gone in one hit
It's a tragedy :(
[QUOTE=Zios;29927965]herp derp i smoke for two WHOLE months i know my shit. just leave it alone man, watch out, i feel that you are starting to become one of those annoying stoners.
other than that. yeah, why do you fixate your self on trying to get that fucker high? just chill with you friends and fuck the rest.[/QUOTE]
Yes, i fixate on me trying to get him high, when he calls me and tells me to bring weed to his house, and we need to hang out. I guess that i don't know my shit, because in two months of smoking, i still cant inhale, and obviously should just quit.
Stop being a dick.
[QUOTE=Septimas;29918532]Ive hung out with him 6 times and each time tried to teach him how to inhale, to no avial. So im thinking just some firecrackers, but im not sure how to dose HIM correctly, as i have a bit of a tolerance compared to him.[/QUOTE]
I'd say .3-.4g. Maybe .5g depending on the quality of the green
Being fat does not affect how much it effects you, because when inhaled into your lungs it goes straight into your blood stream and straight to your brain.
[QUOTE=Stormcharger;29933773]Being fat does not affect how much it effects you, because when inhaled into your lungs it goes straight into your blood stream and straight to your brain.[/QUOTE]
It will go to your brain first, but you're missing the fact that it just doesn't stay in the brain, it circulates throughout the whole body and a lot of it attaches to fat. This is more to say that it won't make a difference in the initial high, but there will be an effect on length and also that they will generally have less THC circulating back to their brain.
Not that it matters that much, but my own personal evidence seems to point to that really skinner and small people get way higher. Like there is a quite a difference. But there doesn't seem to be much of difference between normal sized and larger people (up to 220lbs lets say). I haven't smoked with many people who are really large. I'm not sure if being large makes much of difference, but I am quite sure that being small does.
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