"if you are 17 or less, leave this page..."
yeah right
Ready-to-assemble furniture instructions!
Then I fuck it up.
Then I have to start over.
Then I read the instructions.
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;33028694]Wait, you're not supposed to do that?[/QUOTE]
it pushes the wax deeper in and can clog up your ears until you need to get it professionaly removed
[QUOTE=vladnag;33029155]it pushes the wax deeper in and can clog up your ears until you need to get it professionaly removed[/QUOTE]
That's exactly what I did and I couldn't hear properly in my left ear for one whole week. Don't risk it man
Do what I do for cleaning ears.
Push it in until it hits your eardrum, you'll know.
Begins a clockwise motion while removing the q-tip
Leave your bag outside the store.
No gaming in the classroom.
No food in the classroom.
''Saving, do not turn off console.''
BITCH I'LL TURN IT OFF WHENEVER I WANT I PAY FOR ELECTRICITY
[editline]29th October 2011[/editline]
Wait, no I don't. Nevermind.
"Please wait while we redirect you"
"Stir halfway through"
Fuck that, I'll just put it on for 5 minutes, not 2 and a half, stir and another 2 and a half.
[QUOTE=PX1K;33032897]"Please wait while we redirect you"[/QUOTE]
MUST SPAM LINK, SECONDS FASTER!
[QUOTE]Everything ever posted in the thread.[/QUOTE]
"Do not look into the operational end of the device".
"Do not douse the device into any liquid, even partially".
No watching porn in school.
Please stand for the pledge of allegiance.
call the cops i aint give a fuck
Dig a hole through the school fence
Despite people saying not to listen to music at max volume, I tend to do that a lot.
I probably have hearing damage, but I don't care that much...
BECAUSE IT SOUNDS AWESOME. :v:
Don't leave the classroom.
Fuck that shit, if the teacher or students are being a big asshole I'm out of there.
No micspam
I ate a pub meal with some friends, we came back next week and got ID'd.
Apparently you need to be over 18 to order in a pub, it doesn't matter whether you ask for alcohol.
So basically I got served under-age, should've asked for a beer.
The "You should change your password because it's the default and it could be unsafe" message you get everytime you login to the Virgin Media Superhub. (The worst home router ever created in the history of the world.
"Don't walk on the grass"
I'LL WALK ON IT ALL I WANT. STREET JUSTICE.
Don't listen to music in school
Bitch it's my mp3 I'll listen to my music whenever I fucking want
Also:
Sit as the classmap says so.
Fuck that, I'll sit wherever I want to sit
[QUOTE=Game Zombie;33018605]I use Q-Tips to clean my ears[/QUOTE]
Wait, you're not supposed to do that? That's all I use them for!
Keep cell phones in your bag at school. Ha, in my pocket.
Do not inhale the albas oil more than 4 times per hour
fuck that, 4 times per minute more like
I like to just hang around 'No Loitering' signs, not doing anything in particular.
Not allowed to own an airsoft gun before the age of 18?
FUCK DA POLIEC!11!1! SMOKE WEED ERRYDAY FUKC DA SYSTSEM
[img]http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lu3rl6bB4s1qhrpeu.jpg[/img]
(But I've lost it in this godforsaken mess we call a house by now.)
[QUOTE=Corey_Faure;33014332][B]I eat the [highlight]DO NOT EAT[/highlight] packets.[/B][/QUOTE]
Fuckin' shit before I read this I was about to post it. I even had the picture ready! >:(
[img]http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/ate-silica.jpg[/img]
[editline]6th November 2011[/editline]
[img]http://graphics.stanford.edu/~maneesh/augcog/webpage/images/legoassembly.jpg[/img]
Fuck tha poliss
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