The Addicts' Lounge V. Peanut butter and marijuana sandwiches
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I had a dream last night that I ate a blunt because it started falling apart or something
My stepdad just gave me 0.8 for free, i feel like a fuckin' kid at christmas!
[QUOTE=MagicBurrito;40528275]I had a dream last night that I ate a blunt because it started falling apart or something[/QUOTE]
better than what one of my dumbass friends actually did
driving around baking, someone hands him half a blunt and tells him to ash it, he throws it out the fucking window
best part was when we started yelling at him, he started to try to defend himself by proclaiming, "YOU GUYS TOLD ME TO [I]ASH[/I] IT!" immediately followed by "...oh, shit, my bad"
[QUOTE=Dougz;40528068]Ladies and gents, I reveal to you the Electro-Dabber
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[b]$420[/b][/QUOTE]
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on phone with enaicavor hes roasted as fuck hahahaha
[editline]4th May 2013[/editline]
literally my phone started vibrating and rattling my desk in the middle of the night and im like SHIT SHIT SHIT WHAT THE FUCK and i pick it up and it's enaicavor like
"shit man i'm toasted and i'm in tesco wait hold on a sec i gotta buy some shit"
i made it back, because i am shoot boys. got OREO CADBURY'S CHOCOLATE. wtf.
she just pulled out the bulmer's cider
shit nigger time to hook my ipod up to the speakers and blast a bit of sublime
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bitch im rollin a blunt
too lazy to get laid tonight
moving location but still drinking dancing we can turn it up
baby i'm not breaking up inside i'm much too proud to moan
DXM tonight, again
Bumped more 2c-p, trippin' mah balls off
time to add mxe and weed to the mix
i'm a tiny bit drunk and in a brilliant mood
i just did something wonderful
i swear jocke is rating all of my posts dumb, he keeps rating me in sections that he doesn't even go to :v:
yeee this chick i've started dated loves brutal as fuck horrors as well
[editline]5th May 2013[/editline]
Also everyone on dd needs to start playing the san andreas day z its the funnest shit ever and doesnt run like shit like the normal day z does so we can all play. I say we stock up on sanchez motorbikes and be a motorbike gang that terrorizes all the brazilians on the server I play on :v:
[editline]5th May 2013[/editline]
I know this is on efukt but its fucking funny [url]http://www.efukt.com/20568_Cumshot_Fail.html[/url]
[QUOTE=Stormcharger;40530254]yeee this chick i've started dated loves brutal as fuck horrors as well
[editline]5th May 2013[/editline]
Also everyone on dd needs to start playing the san andreas day z its the funnest shit ever and doesnt run like shit like the normal day z does so we can all play. I say we stock up on sanchez motorbikes and be a motorbike gang that terrorizes all the brazilians on the server I play on :v:
[editline]5th May 2013[/editline]
I know this is on efukt but its fucking funny [url]http://www.efukt.com/20568_Cumshot_Fail.html[/url][/QUOTE]
I dunno man, the focus on realism and difficulty in DayZ is what made me like the game in the first place
Hey don't knock the san andreas one before you try it, you still have to drink water and eat food and scavenge for parts and fuel for vehicles, you bleed and you go into shock etc and need painkillers bandages and morphine and when you die you start all over
[editline]5th May 2013[/editline]
and vehicles are quite rare as well
[QUOTE=Stormcharger;40530254]yeee this chick i've started dated loves brutal as fuck horrors as well
[editline]5th May 2013[/editline]
Also everyone on dd needs to start playing the san andreas day z its the funnest shit ever and doesnt run like shit like the normal day z does so we can all play. I say we stock up on sanchez motorbikes and be a motorbike gang that terrorizes all the brazilians on the server I play on :v:
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the fp group has like every maverick in the game (well they were blown up but we'll get them back) and we own the big tower in las venturas
ain't no fuckin wit A$$ RAVAGERS 420
that group is full :(
[QUOTE=Stormcharger;40530350]Hey don't knock the san andreas one before you try it, you still have to drink water and eat food and scavenge for parts and fuel for vehicles, you bleed and you go into shock etc and need painkillers bandages and morphine and when you die you start all over
[editline]5th May 2013[/editline]
and vehicles are quite rare as well[/QUOTE]
plus because it's on the gta engine, you can do mad parkour over fences and up walls and shit
the one problem with the fp server is there are hardly any other players on it and my main joy in the dayz games is to be a bandit :v:
[QUOTE=Stormcharger;40530350]Hey don't knock the san andreas one before you try it, you still have to drink water and eat food and scavenge for parts and fuel for vehicles, you bleed and you go into shock etc and need painkillers bandages and morphine and when you die you start all over
[editline]5th May 2013[/editline]
and vehicles are quite rare as well[/QUOTE]
But it doesn't have the military sim engine of Arma which is why I haven't tried it yet. San Andreas is more of an arcade shooter, it doesn't have the same feel to it :v:
And yeah I loved to be a bandit in DayZ as well. Ambush tactics was my expertise, we'd camp for hours at gas stations, hidden and waiting until someone would come to refill and then blast their heads off.
Or fake a car crash on some forest road with good ambush spots which we figured would be well-traveled (like connecting two major cities), wait for someone to drive by and get out to check the car for guns and whatnot, and pop a cap in those bitches.
We used to play as "Niggas With Attitude", all wearing black skin and pissing everyone off :D
took 45 mg's of hydrocodone earlier plus some tums and benadryl before that, smoking like half a bowl now, i feel fantastic.
considering buying a vape pen for discretely smoking oil on the go. anybody have any experience with them?
i've heard good things about the vaporcone elite
shit guys i drew snoop dogg
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[QUOTE=Stormcharger;40530350]Hey don't knock the san andreas one before you try it, you still have to drink water and eat food and scavenge for parts and fuel for vehicles, you bleed and you go into shock etc and need painkillers bandages and morphine and when you die you start all over
[editline]5th May 2013[/editline]
and vehicles are quite rare as well[/QUOTE]
Morphine you say? :dance:
haha I remember in vampires the masquerade the first thing i did was break into the hospital and steal all the drugs
[QUOTE=shutter_eye5;40523398]I would use silkroad but knowing customs it'd be found before it even gets put into a post truck.
Especially when chiefy (police) has been stepping up their raids (I live in brisbane, and we're on the verge of a bud blackout for a while because suppliers have been getting caught at the border (maybe 6mths +) and acid has been getting harder to find)[/QUOTE]
I'm finding it hard to imagine how they'd manage to detect tabs in a letter, though. I mean apparently the guy I'm looking at buying from is creative enough in hiding the tabs that everyone seems to say they get a kick out of finally finding them.
[QUOTE=jonashappy;40531634]Morphine you say? :dance:[/QUOTE]
when i first found it, it was in the grove, so i thought i could use it recreationally or something when not killing zombies. instead all it does is repair bones somehow
Getting baked with my best friend and playing games on my brand new PC. It's been a good weekend.
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