• The Addicts' Lounge V. Peanut butter and marijuana sandwiches
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[QUOTE=Shark Bones;41468996] It's mainly resin and tar buildup, though I imagine if you cut your lungs open and scraped 'em it'd be smokeable. :B[/QUOTE] Well, if we're ever stranded together in the wild and you die before me, I'm smoking your lungs for one last high before nature takes me too. :v: Really though, no matter where we were, I'm sure one of us would have weed on us at the time so, maybe not. [editline]15th July 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=Septimas;41469133]I think if you do a ton of cardio resin and all the tar doesnt build up a lot... The soccer coach at my old hs used to smoke a pack and a half a day. He ran a marathon, first 10 miles were at a 5:30-5:35 pace. WAT[/QUOTE] Also, some are just naturally more resilient too, just another variable that goes into this discussion.
Well it looks like today's the day I toke up for the first time
Installing The Movies alright now
I've been jacking it for the past three hours because I'm on a shitload of speed. what am I doing with my life :suicide:
[QUOTE=MrJazzy;41470910]Installing The Movies alright now[/QUOTE] Classic fuckin game
[QUOTE=KillerTele;41452468]Decided to take a break from weed and whatnot, I felt pretty pathetic sitting around high all day yesterday.[/QUOTE] Fuck this, time to light up
[QUOTE=Hatashi;41471090]I've been jacking it for the past three hours because I'm on a shitload of speed. what am I doing with my life :suicide:[/QUOTE] rubbing off your dick skin
oh christ what the fuck
[QUOTE=Lebowski;41471180]rubbing off your dick skin[/QUOTE] Ah speed masturbation, where if you try hard enough and believe, you can turn that dick into PURE ENERGY. [QUOTE=TCB;41471293]oh christ what the fuck[/QUOTE] Guy humor "Ain't got willy you don't get the silly" [sp] Lol I know you're a dude, but for the sake of this joke and your avatar, you're a chick [/sp]
There's nothing sexier than a skinless dick.
[QUOTE=zach1193;41471296] Guy humor "Ain't got willy you don't get the silly" [sp] Lol I know you're a dude, but for the sake of this joke and your avatar, you're a chick [/sp][/QUOTE] haha isn't that a quote from american dad? [editline]15th July 2013[/editline] which is 10x better than family guy, especially because there are no stupid cutaways
[QUOTE=Septimas;41468087]Well either 1. He is lying to you, And if hes lying to you, then HIS connect must be fucking godly drug cartel cheap. Cause 25 a g of wax is amazing. or 2, hes a bro and just likes smoking with ya[/QUOTE] I pay 25 a g on the regular lol. Real good wax too. In other news first day of a t-break =/ Havent stopped smoking in probably about 4 years. Never needed to never wanted to lol longest Ive gone without being high is probably 3-4 days. Just dont get high nemore like I want to. Even wax just dosent cut it pretty depressing (Gram lasts me about 2 solid days less if I wanna actually get baked and not jus high haha). Oh well need a new job anyways I guess and this will help save money. Allways have glass full ha.
Debateably, everything Seth MacFarlane makes is crap. In other news, I lost 3 pounds in the course of a couple days due to stress and tripping mad balls. Yeeeeeee
So my session of beat up the newly-born minuscule mole rat was quite successful after what I think would be 4.5 hours. Yay I'm so happy. Now I'm bombing my last bit in and I was wondering what I should besides listening to some DnB draw some crazy shit that doesn't make sense or just move around the house feeling like a fucking ninja. Any suggestions are more than welcome.
[QUOTE=TCB;41471530]haha isn't that a quote from american dad? [editline]15th July 2013[/editline] which is 10x better than family guy, especially because there are no stupid cutaways[/QUOTE] Oh man yes! Finally someone who agrees with me, and don't get me wrong, I watch family guy too, but American Dad! really is much better, just as a show it's more intelligently built than family guy. family guy's target audience to me seems to be middle schoolers to high schoolers and american dad seems like the more adult (yea they both are considered adult shows) version where a lot of the jokes you have to pay attention but at the same time you don't because it gets so ridiculous. but yea American Dad! > Family Guy Fuck man this speed is KICKING IN! Lemon haze is a great compliment too.
I'm really tweaking right now and I'm in the mood to write, maybe a lot, maybe not. I have no idea, let's go. The first time I smoked weed I remember it clear as hell, most you guys know that most of the times you don't get really high your first try, right? Yeah, after one blunt of 1,2g to myself I didn't really grasp it entirely. My friends who were smoking throughout the day were laughing and eating and shit. That moment I said fuck you, I'm gonna get stoned and got my friend Edward Rollerhands to roll me a fat blunt to get me blasted somewhere unknown to men. After twenty minutes filled with giving birth to smoke from my air canals I finally finished the blunt and sat down to realize what I had done. Let's get the following image running in your mind. A guy is running very fast into another guy, and that other guy just fucking straight punches like a new galaxy has been created and my dick suddenly became erect. This was the force that accompanied the onset of my high. Sure they say weed is nothing, but smoke enough of that good shit with no tolerance and you will be screaming "Please stop, don't go in dry, please I have no experience right there, don't!" Alright, so you now kind of know how high I was, it was the kind of high where you start to question your sanity and end up waking up thanking your grandmother that you did in fact not end up in an mental asylum. I hanged around for around ten minutes. Or should I say I just sat on the couch being raped by old Mary Jane coming in dry from behind. Oh how sweet, thank you Mary Jane. I decided to go home and I actually did end up at my house, or maybe it was not my house and I crashed some random place I do not know. Actually I do not give a fuck might be a better sentence for that. When home or wherever the fuck I was I just jumped down on the bed and closed my eyes hoping Mary Jane would go more soft and slowly from now on and not abuse me beyond recognition. Now the fun part of this whole ordeal was that when I closed my eyes I saw a fucking huge mattress. Yes, a huge fucking mattress, just floating there in my imagination. I tried to communicate with it but it was too large and massive. To get a general idea going on how big and massive this mattress was I have made a nice illustration in Photoshop for you all to enjoy and masturbate over. [img]http://hostr.co/file/NEUphjQywwTG/mattress-06.png[/img] I spent the whole next two hours trying to understand the mattress. Trying to feel the mattress. I think I even attempted becoming the mattress but that didn't work out so well. Yeah I think that was the end I fell asleep and woke up the next day like any normal human being. But seeing as I'm already up for four days I might be a pink fairy armadillo or some shit like that.
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[QUOTE=SuperNatural;41472481]You have great posts please visit us more often with these quality stories.[/QUOTE] Yeah thanks, good vibes all around of course, you might want to blame batshit insane running on <5 hours of sleep in the past 96 hours and the endless railing of lines and bombing. You could say right now it's a war zone where white powder in RAW papers are being tossed into mouths of soldiers that do not need sleep. Well, I'll probably need sleep but I'm quite accompanying the shadow people behind my back right now. I think they are plotting to steal my monitor so I won't be able to watch that movie I last downloaded, I think it was called Warrior, why they don't want me to see it is beyond my thinking but they better have a fucking good reason to take my monitor.
[QUOTE=zach1193;41471943]Oh man yes! Finally someone who agrees with me, and don't get me wrong, I watch family guy too, but American Dad! really is much better, just as a show it's more intelligently built than family guy. family guy's target audience to me seems to be middle schoolers to high schoolers and american dad seems like the more adult (yea they both are considered adult shows) version where a lot of the jokes you have to pay attention but at the same time you don't because it gets so ridiculous. but yea American Dad! > Family Guy Fuck man this speed is KICKING IN! Lemon haze is a great compliment too.[/QUOTE] my friends were like "it's too unrealistic it has an alien" and i'm all "m8 family guy has a baby and talking dog who go on whacky hijinx that are seemingly unnoticed by the rest of the family" [editline]15th July 2013[/editline] hashtashi is tweaking into a whole new era
[QUOTE=Hatashi;41472570]Yeah thanks, good vibes all around of course, you might want to blame batshit insane running on <5 hours of sleep in the past 96 hours and the endless railing of lines and bombing. You could say right now it's a war zone where white powder in RAW papers are being tossed into mouths of soldiers that do not need sleep. Well, I'll probably need sleep but I'm quite accompanying the shadow people behind my back right now. I think they are plotting to steal my monitor so I won't be able to watch that movie I last downloaded, I think it was called Warrior, why they don't want me to see it is beyond my thinking but they better have a fucking good reason to take my monitor.[/QUOTE] Yea brah prlly time for some zzz's haha.
[QUOTE=xSikarius;41472697]Yea brah prlly time for some zzz's haha.[/QUOTE] I actually like to believe that I have accepted the shadow people as a guest, I don't necessarily like their presence but something about it adds to the whole sensation of feeling in danger. You feel that they have a malicious aura oozing all over. But when I start looking out of the windows for escape routes and start peeking around corners like there's death around the corner things do get real shady real fast and I have to really try my best not to get thrown into some kind of mental institution because in the end I'm not crazy, my fucking mind is crazy and has been since my birth. Whatchya gonna do about that eh, mental institution?! Honestly though the wolf dog finally gave up to to the night and decided to sleep. I fucking love him, and I also like to think that when the shadow people finally decide to execute their plot to fucking massacre me he'll protect me. Sleep well fucking warrior that you are. [img]http://hostr.co/file/7kDyB1C4LZ2l/CameraZOOM-20130715064113240.png[/img] Yo guys, just wanted to say, check out this track though, it's fucking brutal and will make you feel like your father has come to assassinate you, because why the fuck not, everything can happen. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwdgcjaxTLk[/media]
This man really payed me $50 to write a Amazon review.
[QUOTE=pancaker94;41473222]This man really payed me $50 to write a Amazon review.[/QUOTE] Whaaa? How do I do this lol
[QUOTE=Shark Bones;41468576]It's wax resin, yeah. Wax tends to re-condense in most oil rigs, and it does the same thing in your body. Your body's just better at cleaning it out than a rig.[/QUOTE] That makes sense. I let my buddy pack some wax hits in my sherlock one hitter, ever since then I've had the weirdest, goopy-est resin stuck in the bend of my sherlock. I'm pretty sure it's wax resin because you can't even hit the fucking pipe with out heating it up first and pulling the resin through.
Alright so I met up with my friends and I ended up taking 5 hits, I think I fucked up the first 3. I started swaying around a lot and I listened to Go West Judas and it was awesome but every singers voice sounded like spongebob and it ended in about an hour and a half. And I never coughed just got slightly nauseous and no panic or anxiety.
[QUOTE=ZenX2;41473899]Alright so I met up with my friends and I ended up taking 5 hits, I think I fucked up the first 3. I started swaying around a lot and I listened to Go West Judas and it was awesome but every singers voice sounded like spongebob and it ended in about an hour and a half. And I never coughed just got slightly nauseous and no panic or anxiety.[/QUOTE] I always told my newbie friends, take a puff, but make sure you can breath some air in on top of it to really get it deep in your lungs.
[QUOTE=Hatashi;41472738]I actually like to believe that I have accepted the shadow people as a guest, I don't necessarily like their presence but something about it adds to the whole sensation of feeling in danger. You feel that they have a malicious aura oozing all over. But when I start looking out of the windows for escape routes and start peeking around corners like there's death around the corner things do get real shady real fast and I have to really try my best not to get thrown into some kind of mental institution because in the end I'm not crazy, my fucking mind is crazy and has been since my birth. Whatchya gonna do about that eh, mental institution?! Honestly though the wolf dog finally gave up to to the night and decided to sleep. I fucking love him, and I also like to think that when the shadow people finally decide to execute their plot to fucking massacre me he'll safe me. Sleep well fucking warrior that you are. [img]http://hostr.co/file/7kDyB1C4LZ2l/CameraZOOM-20130715064113240.png[/img] Yo guys, just wanted to say, check out this track though, it's fucking brutal and will make you feel like your father has come to assassinate you, because why the fuck not, everything can happen. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwdgcjaxTLk[/media][/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpYSuA76Jq8[/media] ^ Or listen to Jump-up for filthy music
[QUOTE=Cactusman;41474018][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpYSuA76Jq8[/media] ^ Or listen to Jump-up for filthy music[/QUOTE] You my man! I like it fucking dirty and heavy, bassline's gotta be fucking filthy! [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nTfDj_ro8M[/media] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7iLPUQhgMs[/media]
[QUOTE=xSikarius;41473563]Whaaa? How do I do this lol[/QUOTE] Random Craigslist Ad, i'm lucky I guess
I'm in Ohio, what do you Americans do around here? I was counting the white faces going through Detroit. We're going to Cedar Point for two days sometime this week. [editline]15th July 2013[/editline] Luckily I didn't bring my weed stuff. I guess not many people venture to Huron Ohio, the boarder guard checked our trunk and everything. [editline]15th July 2013[/editline] Luckily I didn't bring my weed stuff. I guess not many people venture to Huron Ohio, the boarder guard checked our trunk and everything. [editline]15th July 2013[/editline] Luckily I didn't bring my weed stuff. I guess not many people venture to Huron Ohio, the boarder guard checked our trunk and everything.
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