• The Addicts' Lounge V. Peanut butter and marijuana sandwiches
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Somebody make a video where a cig is shot from a bb gun and it lands in somebodies mouth, and then they light it and put on sunglasses
[QUOTE=Flash_Fire;41726801]Somebody make a video where a cig is shot from a bb gun and it lands in somebodies mouth, and then they light it and put on sunglasses[/QUOTE] I just visualized that less-then-10-second scene in my mind automatically while reading that post and it was the most badass thing I've ever seen in my life
[QUOTE=MrJazzy;41726817]I just visualized that less-then-10-second scene in my mind automatically while reading that post and it was the most badass thing I've ever seen in my life[/QUOTE] light it with a flaregun
[QUOTE=Lick;41726883]light it with a flaregun[/QUOTE] Light it with aftershave
light it with hand sanitizer [editline]5th August 2013[/editline] like dip the cigarette in hand sanitizer
[QUOTE=MrJazzy;41726314]Be glad the fire truck wasn't coming for you.[/QUOTE] A long time ago i was toking out in my back porch and I was about halfway through my bowl when the smoke detector in my house goes off. Im sitting outside, just as it was hitting me, thinking "no fucking way is that because of me, ugh". I went inside and after a minute it stopped. Now my house has a system setup where if one alarm goes off they all go off so i have no idea which one triggered it. I checked all of downstairs to see if one of them was in need of battery, nothing. Then i went upstairs to deal with my parents, because i knew if i waited long enough they would come downstairs and ask me "what was that all about". At this time i didnt have a very high tolerance so dealing with parents while high was new to me. I kept calm, casually walked in their room and talked to them about it. My memory is a little fuzzy because it really started to hit me as i was in the room, but i think my dad was now fully awake and energized to figure out what caused it and i just wanted both of them to give it up and go to bed. He went into the attic to check it out and the connections between the alarms. I had to hold the later for him completely baked and i kept thinking "oh god if he falls or something im going to die laughing". I waited for him to come down and he took the most awkward, assbackwards way to get down to the ladder and i was starting to giggle my ass off watching this old man with slippers try to navigate that shit. I kept it together though and eventually got back to toking, turned out one of them needed a new battery upstairs.
Looks like I'm not the only one dealing with close calls lately :P
My arm as been fucking killing me. Homebody dropped me off some methadones nd I've been having hella fun at night. I take one methadone and then a few vicodin for breakthrough pain, and I just queue a bunch of shit on hulu and nod in and out and wakeup and watch a show and pass back out all night. [editline]5th August 2013[/editline] I feel like a bone fragment bounced into my joint. It's been three days and I still don't have any mobility in my elbow. I live in a small town and I'm waiting for our only radiologist to call us back. This shit sucks I shouldn't have to wait this long to findout weather or not I need surgery.
smoking some doobs tonight. On doob 3, still got a nice little pile o bud. it's nice to just sit back and smoke a joint
40mg into my first dexedrine binge in months and I can already tell it's going to get right on top of me. The music is as loud as I can get it and it's not loud enough. Turn the goddamn music up! My heart feels like an alligator! [editline]5th August 2013[/editline] No mouth clenching or grinding this time. Amphets in combo with my anti-depressant usually make me grind like a mofo.
lol what got an interview literally an hour later from applying for a job [editline]6th August 2013[/editline] My Korean mate posted dozens of pictures on facebook of his new dog today It's so annoying. No one fucking cares what he's having for lunch.
i hardly go on facebook anymore, im just sick of the notifications for stupid shit. Ive actually considered deleting it.
[QUOTE=Stormcharger;41729079]lol what got an interview literally an hour later from applying for a job [editline]6th August 2013[/editline] My Korean mate posted dozens of pictures on facebook of his new dog today It's so annoying. No one fucking cares what he's having for lunch.[/QUOTE] I love the guy, but I know what you mean... [img]http://i3.minus.com/jUw7CWonnC7sR.png[/img] [editline]6th August 2013[/editline] Oh shit! I completely forgot about my friend who said he wanted to come over to mine today -- I'm dry as a bone, and he just got onto an oz. Party haaaaaardddyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
that one pic on the bottom right is going a little too far
just woke up
[QUOTE=Loch;41729195]I love the guy, but I know what you mean... [img]http://i3.minus.com/jUw7CWonnC7sR.png[/img] [editline]6th August 2013[/editline] Oh shit! I completely forgot about my friend who said he wanted to come over to mine today -- I'm dry as a bone, and he just got onto an oz. Party haaaaaardddyyyyyyyyyyyyy![/QUOTE] Those things are noisy bastards, my neighbor had 3 of them for years
Top row, far right I hate this expression so much, but...LOL.
oh man what a blast from the past, my sister dug up some old boxes from my grandmothers closet and we found a bunch of my elementary school stuff. Essays, coloring books, and old drawings of mine were all in there i could remember specifically working on them. I highly recommend going through old shit like this if you still have it, its fun to read your old essays and be like "man i sucked at writing" to "wow look at the improvement, thats cool." Although it is also fun to look at it and be like, 'wow what a bitch of a teacher she took off points for that?"
[QUOTE=Loch;41729195]I love the guy, but I know what you mean... [img]http://i3.minus.com/jUw7CWonnC7sR.png[/img] [editline]6th August 2013[/editline] Oh shit! I completely forgot about my friend who said he wanted to come over to mine today -- I'm dry as a bone, and he just got onto an oz. Party haaaaaardddyyyyyyyyyyyyy![/QUOTE] I only have one picture of my dog on FB... [img]http://i.imgur.com/tReLhUH.jpg[/img] dogs are so great
[url=http://postimg.org/image/ur91beupt/][img]http://s24.postimg.org/ur91beupt/P1010001.jpg[/img][/url] [url=http://postimg.org/image/q6muwhb0h/][img]http://s24.postimg.org/q6muwhb0h/P1040012.jpg[/img][/url] [url=http://postimg.org/image/5cf3se60x/][img]http://s24.postimg.org/5cf3se60x/P2060060.jpg[/img][/url] Here are my two!
dogs are the shit
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/E7z0WTt.jpg[/IMG] I love my danes :3
[QUOTE=WoodenSpoon;41730014][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/E7z0WTt.jpg[/IMG] I love my danes :3[/QUOTE] Danes are so chill, even though they could fight you and win
time for a [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAoD_MLskSw[/media]
-snipup-
I love me some [redacted], shit gets you so high bro :v:
[redacted], not even once.
Ahh, my arm hurt so I went to unwrap the gauze this morning. To my horror the scab was stuck to the bandage so I just had to tear a huge scab off. [URL="http://filesmelt.com/dl/PHOTO_20130806_065426.jpg"]It hurt really goddamned bad (nsfw)[/URL], I don't think I'll be falling back asleep anytime soon.
Yeah but now I [I]have[/I] to click that link [editline]6th August 2013[/editline] Okay it's not as bad as I originally thought
Yeah I know but some people are pussies or at work, idk it hurts way worse than it looks because I'm pretty sure that elbow is broken.
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