The Addicts' Lounge V. Peanut butter and marijuana sandwiches
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i could file in an anonymous tip that a bunch of guys are going round rolling cunts in my area
considered doing it, because this is just fucked im worried for the safety of my family who always go for walks and shit around here, I told my mum but I said I saw it happen to someone as opposed to saying it happened to me
Despite what you may think the police can actually be a great resource.
Recently someone tried to break into my home. Called the cops and they actually did their job. Dunno if they caught the cunt but there's been much less sketchy fruitcakes around.
Speaking of fruitcakes also there's another joy this rain brings.
It completely ruined the little fucky fuck little league games that the fruitcakes put on at the park I longboard at. They're the worst lot. They whore the entire park and act entitled to it. Whenever I longboard with any fruitcakes around, especially these little leaguers... It's awful. Either they're intentionally trying to run me over, get in my way or they're panicky and don't know what to do so they panic, fuck up and now pieces of flesh are hanging off my body, again.
But you know the type, dads giving themselves aneurisms screaming at their kids playing little fucking games that don't mean shit but to the parents it's like the highlight game of the career. That and the double wide luxury SUVs with a truck bed that will never see any use at all.
I've had only good experiences with cops - the issues I have lie mostly with the law not the police itself.
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Not that I have issues with the law I just disagree on somethings :v:
[QUOTE=Consciousness;42265006]i could file in an anonymous tip that a bunch of guys are going round rolling cunts in my area
considered doing it, because this is just fucked im worried for the safety of my family who always go for walks and shit around here, I told my mum but I said I saw it happen to someone as opposed to saying it happened to me[/QUOTE]
Dude just have a talk with the police. You're an adult and this is their fucking job.
An anon tip might work but they just as well might not take it seriously. It's best to talk to them face to face.
What I'd do personally to avoid lying is to get in contact with an officer or someone and say a generality like there have been kids on your block causing problems and threating other people's well being. Don't even mention your personal run in with them. If you want to be personal just say you've seen them around causing whatever trouble they normally cause.
And if it doesn't work the first time try again. It's their fucking job
can't you just fuck them up
[QUOTE=TCB;42265097]can't you just fuck them up[/QUOTE]
Assault on a minor is like a step below molestation in the social morality book.
Expect to be treated more or less the same way a Pedo would be treated in prison.
[QUOTE=TCB;42265097]can't you just fuck them up[/QUOTE]
minors and also family ties in the neighborhood
I act violent towards them even though they started shit, and they get their brethren so to speak on to me. Happens all the time around here and they started threatening that shit when I chased em down
Also I know how it is just being around an officer, they project this awful vibe of authority.
But I cannot stress enough how long of a way it would go if you voiced this complaint in person rather than over the phone. Even if you give your info over the phone so it isn't anon it's not even a quarter as good as cleaning yourself up so you look presentable and respectable, find out the direct number (not 911, the stations actual public number) to your nearest precinct/station and say you'd like to speak with someone about a problem you are having with delinquents.
Make sure to make it sound like a dire situation. Also politely make it rampantly clear this is a dire situation and to see that something is done about it possibly send over an officer to have a more indepth conversation about it to make sure.
If you happen to summon an officer to your door be polite as possible but still chill while showing concern and possibly worry. Also you could even get some neighbors/family to vouch for you and be by your side when/if the officer arrives.
[QUOTE=FoodStuffs;42265044]Despite what you may think the police can actually be a great resource.
Recently someone tried to break into my home. Called the cops and they actually did their job. Dunno if they caught the cunt but there's been much less sketchy fruitcakes around.
Speaking of fruitcakes also there's another joy this rain brings.
It completely ruined the little fucky fuck little league games that the fruitcakes put on at the park I longboard at. They're the worst lot. They whore the entire park and act entitled to it. Whenever I longboard with any fruitcakes around, especially these little leaguers... It's awful. Either they're intentionally trying to run me over, get in my way or they're panicky and don't know what to do so they panic, fuck up and now pieces of flesh are hanging off my body, again.
But you know the type, dads giving themselves aneurisms screaming at their kids playing little fucking games that don't mean shit but to the parents it's like the highlight game of the career. That and the double wide luxury SUVs with a truck bed that will never see any use at all.[/QUOTE]
Man I haven't seen a little league game in so long I forgot those exist
Fuck those things haha
Also I have an overwhelming urge to get smashed but I have shit to do today aifujdsbnfgiasjk
It's insane how much they annoy me.
So to preface this I've been going to this park basically my whole life, which is around 22 years. For all intents and purposes this fuckin park is my turf.
I nearly get hit by one fruitcake, then they speed off hit and run style. I'm on the ground bleeding and I get up and someone yells "you okay?". And like chill master 3000 I just fuckin say something like "yeah I'm good" when I should have been screaming GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY GOD DAMN PARK YOU FRUITCAKES! NOONE WANTS FRUITCAKE WHEN THEY GET IT JUST LIKE YOU ASSHOLES!
Then as I'm walking up and out I hear something along the lines of "maybe you shouldnt be long boarding here"
I don't want to flatter myself but at least someone here probably understands by this point all the bubbles in my boiling blood were coming out of my cranial orafices as steam from the amount of restraint I was exercising at this point.
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The park is literally an extension of my backyard. I live closest to it than anyone else on the block. Problem is everyone on the block is chill. These people don't even live in my fucking town
it's not "your" park just because you've been going there longer
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frequently going to a public park longer than others doesn't mean you're more entitled to it
Never said I was entitled to it, neither do I actually think I own the park
Well perhaps I am a bit entitled to it, but its pretty deservedly so in this case.
Oh well, I guess once again the valid point I had became lost in the vast over explanation I always do...
[QUOTE=FoodStuffs;42265411]Never said I was entitled to it, neither do I actually think I own the park
Well perhaps I am a bit entitled to it, but its pretty deservedly so in this case.
Oh well, I guess once again the valid point I had became lost in the vast over explanation I always do...[/QUOTE]
Plant a flag in it and let motherfuckers know what's up
Rep that corna' my nigga
[QUOTE=FoodStuffs;42258671]I always wear a helm no matter what. Gotta protect what little I have left.
Funny you should bring that up, I'm about to go out and carve some myself.
The thing with longboards, and anything really, is to practice. Practice duck loads. And with long boarding that's just simply riding the board.
That was a preface to some incredible wisdom I'm going to impart upon you, whether you already know or not. TAKE IT SLOW. You don't need to go bombing outside your comfort zone constantly to get better. My skills on a longboard increase vastly just by simple riding around. Mostly I've just been cruising and getting familiar with the board by doing basic shit. It surprised me that after just a couple of days of fiddling around I was actually quickly gaining some real skill.
Some part of me cares so much I wanna know if you understand. It's something I learned far too late in my life. pushing the envelope is never apart of a good practice, ESP in this sport.[/QUOTE]
I understand. I didn't intend to go zooming down any gigantic hills or anything so soon. Just rolling along and hearing that awesome noise the sidewalk makes under the board will be awesome when I'm tripping, I doubt I'll feel the need to fly down a hill and die.
Like if there are others abiding by park etiquette and not being belligerent inconsiderate assholes I enjoy the fact that other people besides me are using this wonderful area. I'm always extremely friendly by my fellow park goers. In fact I make a point and conscious effort to make sure im not invading their space as best I can despite the fact the longboard takes up the whole park if it can.
It's just the inconsiderate, unappreciative belligerent boisterous cunts I hate.
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[QUOTE=Nifae;42265624]I understand. I didn't intend to go zooming down any gigantic hills or anything so soon. Just rolling along and hearing that awesome noise the sidewalk makes under the board will be awesome when I'm tripping, I doubt I'll feel the need to fly down a hill and die.[/QUOTE]
It's just with this thing there's shitloads of peer pressure. And honestly those people are assholes. If you are someone who'd rather not go outside your comfort zone just yet you shouldn't feel the least bit obliged to do so. It's actually important you feel comfortable because long boarding can fuck you up good for life.
I never understood how I or anyone else got the notion taking it slow means you won't go anywhere. I've probably gain more experience doing the most basic things you can do.
If anything pushing yourself is only going to be a more difficult way to practice. You're either recovering from your last scrape or you're way more focused on staying alive than what's going on with the board.
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To me there's few things as great as surviving, but remaining completely conscious of everything the whole time.
Like bombing down a hill way faster than you normally would. Then you feel the click happen. And instead of going into fight or flight you get in the zone for the first time doing this.
Feels so good I give out a hearty war cry every time I pull something like that off. Going just outside your comfort zone and keeping your cool the entire time.
Makes you wanna yell out in a mixture of orgasmic pleasure and success
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I should probably lay off the caffeine...
I just love these Saturday afternoons. It's early but still getting drunk and high.
This talk of robberies and police makes me glad I've never had an incident in quite a while.
getting crossfaded to one of my remixes
[media]http://soundcloud.com/tylercbrown/high-volume-notorious-b-i-g[/media]
heeell yeee
I hate not being able to smoke weed without shitting my pants about when I'm going to get drug tested.
I want to know what type of drugs get out of your system pretty fast (1-3 days).I hate the side affects of drinking and would much rather just smoke but I can't.
My dorm is luxurious. Got some discount (on account of nobody buying it from the store forever) Persian-style rug for sixty bucks and it's my favorite thing in the room now. So soft and classy looking.
We have a minifrige and a microwave as our combined graduation gifts from last year instead of a TV, so I'm becoming master-chef of the dorm. Went to the Asian market and picked up some more cheap dishes and a fuckton of every kind of ramen, as well as some chinese kale and snap peas to steam and put in it when I cook it up. Got out green tea thing down pat. Got a few pomegranates because they're as cheap as potatoes there. I needed a knife too, so we got a cheapy butcher knife (because if you only have [i]one[/i] knife, it has to be a butcher's knife obviously) and cutting board.
I feel like such an adult; I really enjoy going out and getting what I need to do things.
If that acid comes in, the stuff that I got with oriental designs on it are going to look crazy during a trip, not to mention the Persian rug.
[QUOTE=mrmr;42264210]I just finished watching The Good The Bad The Ugly for the first time (thanks geogzm for posting that clip the other day) and I fucking loved it. Anyone recommend similar films?[/QUOTE]
watch the first 2 of the trilogy, A fistful of dollars, and for a few dollars more
I just beat peoples ass if they deserve it, if you're getting robbed that's self defense. I'm not saying you should hit mouthy kids but where I come from if someone's threatening you and you don't hold your own you got played like a bitch.
I have been reading the Shining, and Jack chews Excedrin in the book so I decided to try it. Worst mistake EVER.
[QUOTE=Cpn Crunch21;42267001]watch the first 2 of the trilogy, A fistful of dollars, and for a few dollars more[/QUOTE]
If you want a more modern take on the more advanced westerns like the fistful trilogy that sort of took the old fashioned westerns to a more edgier level I'd recommend both movies:
The proposition (guy pierce and ray winstone, classic story)
Django unchained
I know that the latter is a Tarantino film, but it still holds remarkably true to its heritage. The only thing I recommend though is that before you watch unchained and even the proposition to watch some of the classics first.
You can start with Shane and high noon. Sure it is a different experience but trust me, witnessing something's roots can make it a whole lot more enjoyable. Especially if you're working your way up to films like unchained and proposition. You might even wanna catch one of those Italian westerns too. That's where it all started with spaghetti westerns.
[QUOTE=breakyourfac;42248559]So my friend was just on the cta in Chicago and this fucking guy took all his clothes off and started claiming he was Jesus
[IMG] http://peopleofthecta.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/1368770_509714615777357_1148199934_n1.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
It seems like cities always have some crazy people, homeless or not. One time I was in a pharmacy with my cousin, it was only like 11:30pm or something, and this crackhead looking guy came up to us and tried to sell us weed.. his whole spiel was something along the lines of, "The dispensaries are expensive and bullshit weed" but it was so hard to understand him what with his brain being 90% fried. But it was pretty damn funny.. "Man fuck the dispensaries, Im a dispensary"
[QUOTE=FoodStuffs;42267142]If you want a more modern take on the more advanced westerns like the fistful trilogy that sort of took the old fashioned westerns to a more edgier level I'd recommend both movies:
The proposition (guy pierce and ray winstone, classic story)
Django unchained
I know that the latter is a Tarantino film, but it still holds remarkably true to its heritage. The only thing I recommend though is that before you watch unchained and even the proposition to watch some of the classics first.
You can start with Shane and high noon. Sure it is a different experience but trust me, witnessing something's roots can make it a whole lot more enjoyable. Especially if you're working your way up to films like unchained and proposition. You might even wanna catch one of those Italian westerns too. That's where it all started with spaghetti westerns.[/QUOTE]
i loved django unchained, im a fan of most of tarantinos stuff.
Awesome
The rain that made the little leaguers leave cleared up.
They didn't return.
Got some quality weaving and carving time in
My ex told me he had a boyfriend.
And I don't know how long, since he went on a date with me recently.
I've gotten over him for the most part, but I guess I'm a little jealous.
So, I'm going out tonight with good friends and getting blasted as fuck.
To celebrate my good grades and numb the pain.
I'm going out and getting blasted tonight as well. Hopefully I don't fall off the party bus after doing a keg stand
smoked a lot with a 2 people yesterday but one left so chiefed more with the other later, smoking a couple hits out of my onie at my pc with a sploof now
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