• The Addicts' Lounge V. Peanut butter and marijuana sandwiches
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[QUOTE=Animoz;42639062]Finally i got some money today is a good day :v:[/QUOTE] I realized not to long ago that if i'm taking money out of an ATM 80% of the time i'm buying bud.
[QUOTE=soupman345-2;42648311]holy shit the guy who did all those funny ass skate 3 glitch videos, HelixSnake, makes gta 5 videos too, i know what im watching tomorrow when i smoke :D [editline]26th October 2013[/editline] *lonely self high five for week long t break* [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNChFTu_ylI[/media][/QUOTE] I love Vinny. His videos are always hilarious.
Oh my god I have the most painful hemorrhoid holy fucking shit does anybody know any remedies because if I don't get this fixed by Monday they won't let me join. The military for 60 days ow.
On the road again. [t]http://i6.minus.com/iYrxf2d9n72Jo.jpg[/t]
bumpity bump those pretty white lines and I'm uuuuuuuuuuuup again
[QUOTE=breakyourfac;42649298]Oh my god I have the most painful hemorrhoid holy fucking shit does anybody know any remedies because if I don't get this fixed by Monday they won't let me join. The military for 60 days ow.[/QUOTE] Alright, I will say this is the most simplified version I can. Get a doctor to stick a lubed finger into your butthole. (If he has already and he knows you have it, you might need one of the following): Injection. An internal hemorrhoid can be injected with a solution which creates a scar and closes off the hemorrhoid. The injection hurts only a little, as any injection does. Banding. Prolapsed hemorrhoids are often removed using rubber-band ligation. A special tool secures a tiny rubber band around the hemorrhoid, shutting off its blood supply almost instantly. Within a week, the hemorrhoid shrivels and falls off. Coagulation or cauterization. Using either an electric probe, a laser beam, or an infrared light, a tiny burn painlessly seals the end of the hemorrhoid, causing it to close off and shrink. This is most useful for prolapsed hemorrhoids. Surgery. For large internal hemorrhoids or extremely uncomfortable external hemorrhoids (such as thrombosed hemorrhoids that are too painful to live with), your doctor may elect traditional surgery, called hemorrhoidectomy. During the meantime, eat a lot of food with fiber and stay away from processed food. Drink A LOT of water (6/8 ounce glass.) Sit in a sitz bath multiple times a day for 15 minutes ([url]http://ibs.about.com/od/treatmentofibs/ht/sitzbath.htm[/url])
[QUOTE=acommentator;42649491] Banding. Prolapsed hemorrhoids are often removed using rubber-band ligation. A special tool secures a tiny rubber band around the hemorrhoid, shutting off its blood supply almost instantly. Within a week, the hemorrhoid shrivels and falls off. [/QUOTE] Jesus Christ
Currently I have a warm green teabag in my ass right now and its helping immensely. I couldn't even walk without being in extreme pain. So I was willing to try anything, took some ibuprofen too. Holy hell though Im too young to be experiencing chroniC roids like this I get flare ups like this probably twice a year, for the past three years. I really think something is wrong with me. Or maybe I just pushed to hard when I was taking a shit on amphetamines who knows.
[QUOTE=KamenMoore;42649352]On the road again. [t]http://i6.minus.com/iYrxf2d9n72Jo.jpg[/t][/QUOTE] Dat DOF
[QUOTE=breakyourfac;42649557] Or maybe I just pushed to hard when I was taking a shit on amphetamines who knows.[/QUOTE] gave myself an anal fissure that way
[QUOTE=Lebowski;42649642]gave myself an anal fissure that way[/QUOTE] I'm surprised I haven't given myself hemorrhoids with the unreasonably large shits i've been taking lately
[QUOTE=AugustBurnsRed;42649657]I'm surprised I haven't given myself hemorrhoids with the unreasonably large shits i've been taking lately[/QUOTE] gave myself a different anal fissure that way too watch yourself bub
Lol thanks for not making me feel like a weirdo guys. But yeah whatever you do, don't strain and/or wipe vigorously because you will be out of commission for a while. Gonna get some aloe of my buddies pant tomorrow (told him my grandma burned her hand on the oven) I heard that helps to.
Aloe is amazing, my great grandparents in florida had tons of plants in their yard, including cacti and aloe, and citrus trees. Was pretty boss, but they moved back up to MN in 2011 because they are in their mid 90s now
[QUOTE=AugustBurnsRed;42649729]Aloe is amazing, my great grandparents in florida had tons of plants in their yard, including cacti and aloe, and citrus trees. Was pretty boss, but they moved back up to MN in 2011 because they are in their mid 90s now[/QUOTE] They should of stayed, florida is filled with old people.
[QUOTE=breakyourfac;42649684]Lol thanks for not making me feel like a weirdo guys. But yeah whatever you do, don't strain and/or wipe vigorously because you will be out of commission for a while. Gonna get some aloe of my buddies pant tomorrow (told him my grandma burned her hand on the oven) I heard that helps to.[/QUOTE] Aloe Vera is the shit man. Chuck it in the fridge first, it feels so fucking good when you apply it to sunburn. Like, actually orgasmic. I'd imagine it'd be the same for your 'roids. Furthermore, it makes a delicious drink.
seriously never heard of prepration h?
I feel like a surgeon when mending a broken fag with the glue strips from rolling papers
[QUOTE=The Aussie;42649885]Aloe Vera is the shit man. Chuck it in the fridge first, it feels so fucking good when you apply it to sunburn. Like, actually orgasmic. I'd imagine it'd be the same for your 'roids. Furthermore, it makes a delicious drink.[/QUOTE] you... drink... aloe vera......
My dad drinks aloe vera, iirc it's because he's got cracks in his skin and it actually helps to drink it. Tastes bad according to him.
[QUOTE=KillerTele;42650832]My dad drinks aloe vera, iirc it's because he's got cracks in his skin and it actually helps to drink it. Tastes bad according to him.[/QUOTE] nice. i wasnt trying to be a dick, i just imagine it'd be horrible [editline]26th October 2013[/editline] what is in it that has health benefits?
I drink it, it's usually got a lot of sugar in it though. Sometimes it even has little chunks of it floating around that you eat. One of my friends started drinking it after he came back from Japan, i tried it and i like it.
[QUOTE=The Aussie;42650866]I drink it, it's usually got a lot of sugar in it though. Sometimes it even has little chunks of it floating around that you eat. One of my friends started drinking it after he came back from Japan, i tried it and i like it.[/QUOTE] so you just drink it for the taste or are the actual health benefits?
[QUOTE=soupman345-2;42650898]so you just drink it for the taste or are the actual health benefits?[/QUOTE] Whoopsie, i think you misunderstood. A medical gel is sold separately to the drink that's really, really fucking good for sunburns. Trust me, i'm half Queenslander, i know my shit. I don't know if there are any actual health benefits, but i'd be surprised if there are none because that'd be a hell of a placebo effect.
ohhhh i thought you literally meant the gel, i was going to say thats fucking disgusting. but i dont judge
Yeah there are tonnes of aloe vera drinks around here, pretty sure it's an east asian thing that has been brought over.
[QUOTE=breakyourfac;42649557]I really think something is wrong with me.[/QUOTE] What's your diet based out of? Exluding the drugs.
[QUOTE=soupman345-2;42648311]holy shit the guy who did all those funny ass skate 3 glitch videos, HelixSnake, makes gta 5 videos too, i know what im watching tomorrow when i smoke :D [editline]26th October 2013[/editline] *lonely self high five for week long t break* [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNChFTu_ylI[/media][/QUOTE] he's also a weird dinosaur lover and bad poster, which makes these videos funnier
Saw this this morning and I fucking had to make one lol [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/VZI7Blg.png[/IMG]
[IMG]http://www.absolutelyfobulous.com/2012/12/18/top-asian-hangover-cures/[/IMG]
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