• The Addicts' Lounge V. Peanut butter and marijuana sandwiches
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[QUOTE=jomt1234;42743648]How good of an idea is it to smoke me some bud tonight, when I have work tomorrow? It's my birthday and I'm bored as fuck because nothings going on[/QUOTE] Go for it, the worst thing that could happen is you sleep deeply and miss your wake up alarm I guess but I wouldn't worry about it.
[QUOTE=thejjokerr;42743850]Be the stereotypical bad boyfriend from the movies. After being kicked out of her house by her dad 3 times you'll all dance in the end and sing a song.[/QUOTE] don't encourage me [editline]3rd November 2013[/editline] hahaha yes i just fished up a mount in WoW with a 0.01% drop rate without meaning to, it's so fucking rare and i just randomly got it while fishing in sholazar basin [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/A7P2H9H.jpg[/IMG] [B]beep beep muthafuckas[/B]
I got laid multiple times this weekend and baked with an awesome girl. But damn, I don't know if feeling these feels are right. I don't want to get burned again.
snip, dextroamphetamine yo [editline]3rd November 2013[/editline] started smoking cigs. after 4~5 months of not smoking feels good
i'm trying to quit cigarettes. i've quit about three to four times. dented my car last night, was driving at night (not supposed to i have a B restriction on my license) it was dark and all the sudden a truck with lumber in the back popped out of nowhere. ran right into it goshdammit.
i always have to lock the cat out the room when i line up because i feel bad when it watches me
I drove home while slightly tripping on 25i. It was trippy as fuck and also stupid as hell, the road looked so fucking cool with everything coming at me, like I was in warp speed or someshit. I found out that people under 30 with hemorrhoids are 3 times more likely to develope erectile dysfunction, I hope its just temporary.....
[url]http://www.ravenews.ca/en/read/2013/april/03/[/url] [quote=POTHEADS BLINDED AFTER USING POISONED VISINE]City police are warning Montrealers not to accept visine from strangers after a devastating incident on Sunday resulted in the blinding of four teenagers.[/quote] Cringing.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/G2plVQS.jpg[/img] 50/50 weed tobacco Flying high tonight, tis strong
Anyone strain so hard when taking a shit you crack your back? Speaking of butthurt I just figured into the fleet mechanic for ass creed four. I'm probably buying this game later on, but I gamefly'd it. I'm pretty fucking pissed that I have to spend money on this stupid fucking pass when I'm going to buy it in the future anyways. Well at least I'll have multi early... Which why didn't they have pirate multiplayer in this game? See ubi, this is what happens when you have a release schedule. You can't have pirate multi in a pirate game if you release every year. Fuck. I seriously need a bowl.
[QUOTE=El Pollo;42745947]Anyone strain so hard when taking a shit you crack your back? Speaking of butthurt I just figured into the fleet mechanic for ass creed four. I'm probably buying this game later on, but I gamefly'd it. I'm pretty fucking pissed that I have to spend money on this stupid fucking pass when I'm going to buy it in the future anyways. Well at least I'll have multi early... Which why didn't they have pirate multiplayer in this game? See ubi, this is what happens when you have a release schedule. You can't have pirate multi in a pirate game if you release every year. Fuck. I seriously need a bowl.[/QUOTE] Bro do not strain when you poop, I just got the worst hemorrhoids in my life from doing that. trust me, you will be sorry if you get them. I can't even have sex they're so bad they fuck with my circulatory system down there and make it impossible for me to stay erect, eat more fiber and drink water your body will thank you.
Okay so basically I go to buy a passport for the game and for some reason I already have one for this game. I'm guessing it's some perk or something because it's gamefly. Either way I was just about to spend twenty dollars on something rather frivolously only to find I don't actually have to. My mood just did such a 180 it freaks me out.
I got my first drunk text soliciting sex last night
[QUOTE=breakyourfac;42745978]Bro do not strain when you poop, I just got the worst hemorrhoids in my life from doing that. trust me, you will be sorry if you get them. I can't even have sex they're so bad they fuck with my circulatory system down there and make it impossible for me to stay erect, eat more fiber and drink water your body will thank you.[/QUOTE] im going to fear of pooping forever
If you strain or have pain, wait it out and try again! [sp] half of the time you're just dehydrated, coffee in the morning helps soften up my stool too.[/sp]
I know all about hydration. At a point in my life I found hot tea, caffeinated or not, will cure constipation. No matter what the cause. In that case it was because my asshole was nearly frostbitten. I've been there. I'm talking about the initial push of a particularly big hydra.
Been talking to a girl a LOT the latest weeks, I mean, texting all day every day, about everything. You'd guess that she'd be interested in me, right? Nope. Not more than a friend. FUCK
[QUOTE=KillerTele;42746355]Been talking to a girl a LOT the latest weeks, I mean, texting all day every day, about everything. You'd guess that she'd be interested in me, right? Nope. Not more than a friend. FUCK[/QUOTE] Girls generally like to text a lot in my experience, rarely is it a good indicator, sorry buddy :c
[QUOTE=MrJazzy;42746552]Girls generally like to text a lot in my experience, rarely is it a good indicator, sorry buddy :c[/QUOTE] Ah, but if you'd seen how much we flirted you'd be surprised. [editline]3rd November 2013[/editline] This is just fucking laughable
Maybe she is interested she just doesn't want to admit it, I don't know how you found out that she wasn't interested but if you ask a girl and she doesn't feel ready to answer it she'll say no [editline]3rd November 2013[/editline] and then she'll say yes if you ask her a day later, or a week, or whatever [editline]3rd November 2013[/editline] just don't push it, duh
I found out by her talking to me about having guy problems with another guy, he apparently isn't interested in her. I then proceed to ask her about how we stand, and she's like "Nope, only interested in you as a friend. I didn't know I was giving off vibes". The vibes part is just fucking bullshit though, no fucking way she didn't know. Ah god I need a joint, and I'm out of weed.
at least you don't have to deal with a girl who thinks field grass = weed. the crazy girl who is obsessed with me [I]failed to get weed for me[/I] and now i've only got .5g left
[QUOTE=MrJazzy;42746597]Maybe she is interested she just doesn't want to admit it, I don't know how you found out that she wasn't interested but if you ask a girl and she doesn't feel ready to answer it she'll say no [editline]3rd November 2013[/editline] and then she'll say yes if you ask her a day later, or a week, or whatever [editline]3rd November 2013[/editline] just don't push it, duh[/QUOTE] I've been through this exact same situation before, with Emma (who you, of course, know). Ended up the same fucking way, tired again two times and both times it ended up the same. Not getting into that pit again, fuck no.
[QUOTE=KillerTele;42746625]I've been through this exact same situation before, with Emma (who you, of course, know). Ended up the same fucking way, tired again two times and both times it ended up the same. Not getting into that pit again, fuck no.[/QUOTE] Ah right, no offense dude but you seem to have a knack for picking up the weirdest girls haha. School tomorrow eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeugh also wish I had something to toke up on :v:
A strange mixture of conversation; poop, constipation, and girls.
[QUOTE=MrJazzy;42746713]Ah right, no offense dude but you seem to have a knack for picking up the weirdest girls haha. School tomorrow eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeugh also wish I had something to toke up on :v:[/QUOTE] Oh yeah, I'm good at that.
just got back from santa cruz...... but i lost my vape pen :( i hope someone who is not a dick finds it...... then first thing i come home i get invited to go trip acid tomorrow (will be first time) extremely exsited with a bit of nervousness, but i know if will be all cool........... hopefully
[QUOTE=TCB;42743985]don't encourage me [editline]3rd November 2013[/editline] hahaha yes i just fished up a mount in WoW with a 0.01% drop rate without meaning to, it's so fucking rare and i just randomly got it while fishing in sholazar basin [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/A7P2H9H.jpg[/IMG] [B]beep beep muthafuckas[/B][/QUOTE] You might have that, but I have the SPECTRAL TIGER and the Time Lost Proto-Drake, BIITCH.
there are tons of tigers there are tons of proto-drakes nigga can you name any other sea turtle besides this lil gangsta
man id love to visit america
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