The Addicts' Lounge V. Peanut butter and marijuana sandwiches
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Stayblazed?
[QUOTE=steven688;40734146]because nicotine makes you dead[/QUOTE]
Tobacco makes you dead, nicotine is actually a decent psychostimulant when isolated, for example in E-Cig juice.
Did you all know that Mac is a vegan?
[QUOTE=Werem00se;40736799]Did you all know that Mac is a vegan?[/QUOTE]
its funny that you think this actually bothers me
Friend is getting me laid..
I don't know what to think about this.
[QUOTE=Zarjk;40737100]Friend is getting me laid..
I don't know what to think about this.[/QUOTE]
Well shit, spill the beans about it.
[QUOTE=Lebowski;40737111]Well shit, spill the beans about it.[/QUOTE]
She's pretty much saying that she'll fuck me.
And she said she's not busy in a week.
[QUOTE=Zarjk;40737154]She's pretty much saying that she'll fuck me.
And she said she's not busy in a week.[/QUOTE]
Just get really baked and then get your dick wet; sounds good to me.
Unless something else is making you want to hold back.
[QUOTE=Lebowski;40737162]Just get really baked and then get your dick wet; sounds good to me.
Unless something else is making you want to hold back.[/QUOTE]
Nah I'm all for it, It's just that I met her this year.
Besides that, I don't have any weed haha.
[QUOTE=Zarjk;40737167]Nah I'm all for it, It's just that I met her this year.
Besides that, I don't have any weed haha.[/QUOTE]
Tell her SHE should get some weed and then maybe she'll smoke you out before she fucks you???
[QUOTE=Lebowski;40737187]Tell her SHE should get some weed and then maybe she'll smoke you out before she fucks you???[/QUOTE]
But she's already fucking me. that's one great thing. I'm just not sure why she's doing it.
that's not a bad idea dude
[editline]22nd May 2013[/editline]
[QUOTE=Zarjk;40737214]I'm just not sure why she's doing it.[/QUOTE]
what makes you uncertain
[editline]22nd May 2013[/editline]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLFAXvFYhsE[/media]
stop the music....
kill them all
[QUOTE=NeoSeeker;40737218]that's not a bad idea dude
[editline]22nd May 2013[/editline]
what makes you uncertain[/QUOTE]
I don't know, she was going to hook me up with a friend but that friend is 'growing a moral code'.
so it looks like it's the girl i've known.
i'm not saying i'm not excited just kind of wondering why she would fuck me.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/tOShKhL.png[/IMG]
like that right there is doubt, and you saying "why would she fuck [B]me[/B]" sounds like self doubt. you wanna do this right you have to get rid of that shit.
i mean unless you are genuinely puzzled at the situation. then i guess wait and see what happens?
[editline]22nd May 2013[/editline]
and if this girl has seen you maybe she's attracted to you? just a guess.
I'm just genuinely puzzled at this situation.
edit: hope i'm not being confusing here and a dick or something
[QUOTE=steven688;40734110]I smoke weed and now I can't move. Wat do? Can not move help too stoned[/QUOTE]
Thou has become sand? Sand be with your legs child
[QUOTE=Zarjk;40737342]I'm just genuinely puzzled at this situation.[/QUOTE]
Well I mean one can assume that she's not opposed to having your dick in her if she's offering. You at least have that going for you, considering I doubt you're some sap-case she wants to pity-fuck.
So more than likely she at least finds you attractive and wants to dance on your disco stick at least one time; if you're not a completely neurotic head-case and neither is she, it's basically just free fun.
Don't overthink it, thinking and all that is good and common sense should not be ignored; but the more you think about how 'weird' or 'odd' the situation is the more those preconceptions will affect your boner when it comes time to split her velvet red sea.
[QUOTE=Lebowski;40737376]Well I mean one can assume that she's not opposed to having your dick in her if she's offering. You at least have that going for you, considering I doubt you're some sap-case she wants to pity-fuck.
So more than likely she at least finds you attractive and wants to dance on your disco stick at least one time; if you're not a completely neurotic head-case and neither is she, it's basically just free fun.
Don't overthink it, thinking and all that is good and common sense should not be ignored; but the more you think about how 'weird' or 'odd' the situation is the more those preconceptions will affect your boner when it comes time to split her velvet red sea.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=thejjokerr;40737364]Don't worry, I don't think anybody here minds conversations like this and I'd be suprized if anyone thought you were a dick after you made some pretty normal posts.[/QUOTE]
Thanks Joker, was just a bit worried..
And Lebowski, I guess I'll try to keep my mind on day to day matters, but shit's hard when one of your friends offer to throw away your v-card.
[QUOTE=Zarjk;40737390]Thanks Joker, was just a bit worried..
And Lebowski, I guess I'll try to keep my mind on day to day matters, but shit's hard when one of your friends offer to throw away your v-card.[/QUOTE]
Honestly sex is pretty great and this is coming from someone who has a sex drive that barely even exists, but it's not something that's worth psyching yourself out over or worrying about really.
It's an intimate thing that takes honesty and especially when you're a virgin it comes along with breaking down some barriers, but really as long as you can communicate well with the other person and your penis doesn't resemble a vicks vapor inhaler in size you should be just fine.
If you're both clean and sane then it's some free easy fun you can have; I'm not going to presume for the aforementioned girl, but I'm pretty sure any awkwardness or weirdness you're feeling is all being conjured up by your own mind, fueled by being raised in a society where people are in general taught to be ashamed of their bodies and their natural sexual function and their ability to derive enjoyment from it.
It's a self-defeating mindset imposed by the culture around you. It's one of those cases where as much as you don't want it to affect you and you're conscious of it, it does.
If you're gonna have a good time you're gonna have to not give a fuck about any preconceived notions and throw caution to the wind for a little bit.
Yeah, I'm talking to her when I can. She's no virgin, and I think I'm in the right place in my head.
I know she's clean, and society's a bitch..
[QUOTE=Zarjk;40737460]Yeah, I'm talking to her when I can. She's no virgin, and I think I'm in the right place in my head.
I know she's clean, and society's a bitch..[/QUOTE]
It sounds like you're ready to put mustard on your hot dog, son. :dance:
I'm so proud.
[QUOTE=Lebowski;40737482]It sounds like you're ready to put mustard on your hot dog, son. :dance:
I'm so proud.[/QUOTE]
;D, my body is ready.
[QUOTE=thejjokerr;40737555]Out of interest, how old are you and how old is she? If she's older I guess that also might be causing for some irrelevant toughts. It does to me sometimes.[/QUOTE]
I'm 15, she's 17.
[QUOTE=thejjokerr;40737594]Well that's good, if you feel comfortable with it go for it and have fun.
Happy sexin'!
Ps: use a condom.[/QUOTE]
Thar be a condom in my desk.
To smoke the ganja, you must become one with the ganja
Nah I'm kidding, I'm sorry I don't know jack shit about Vancouver.
However if you come to Kentucky I can hook you up maybe probably not.
[QUOTE=breakyourfac;40726373]So when you guys are extremely drunk and high, you call it crossfaded? I thought my friend was making a unique nickname for me cause I'm always mixing drugs (weed & booze, pils nd booze) and my friends can't keep up. One night my friend hayden literally passes out hits his head on my wood pile while playing guitar and just wakes up and says. "damn jake you are one crossfading motherfucker"[/QUOTE]
Hey your name is Jake too
High five
[QUOTE=Zarjk;40737722]To smoke the ganja, you must become one with the ganja
Nah I'm kidding, I'm sorry I don't know jack shit about Vancouver.
However if you come to Kentucky I can hook you up maybe probably not.[/QUOTE]
Oh shit, Florence KY? Who are you banging dude?
[QUOTE=Werem00se;40736247]Thank god. How are your teeth?
I'm kidding have you seen my face? It's not very good.
Where did that awesome Ben Katz guy go? He was the coolest.
[editline]22nd May 2013[/editline]
What did you dream?[/QUOTE]
got sent on a rocket to repower a space station, I ended up getting pissed off at the heat and threw the rocket at the moon smashing it into pieces lmao
then after that I hooked up with some girl
then me and my dealer went fucking shit up, gta 2 style, he was on a pickup and invited me along for some reason
I had to piss, pissed on a fence near an army gate and got 1 star wanted level lol but they came at me in like suvs and shit.
for some reason it was basically exactly like gta 2 with 3D landscape/car physics, and there was weird cell-based water physics
lol got caught by a security guard while making out and feeling up this girls tits outside a library :v:
Funniest thing was he thought I was another guard and was like "Hey uhh craig sorry to interrupt you but we need to lock up"
Wtf does craig get up to while working :v:
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