• The Addicts' Lounge V. Peanut butter and marijuana sandwiches
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[QUOTE=Cpn Crunch21;40750302]also, this sounds dumb but, do your eyes get red on edibles?[/QUOTE] I got busted for eating a brownie in school once. I got snitched on by some bitch I had sex with and never talked to again, but anyways the principal was joking with me like "wow!! only half a brownie? You're so baked right now look at your eyes, you're slurring your words too" I thought it was funny he was so surprised at how high I was on half a brownie
bro I had one firecracker at school one time, little one with about .3grams in it I could not even communicate with the people I was surrounded by once it set in, let alone function sucks you got busted though
[QUOTE=Inzalonus;40754611]bro I had one firecracker at school one time, little one with about .3grams in it I could not even communicate with the people I was surrounded by once it set in, let alone function sucks you got busted though[/QUOTE] I actually split it with my friend in shop class, I was a bro and they knew I had split it with someone, but i basically said 'fuck you you're going to have to beat it out of me if you want to find out' They threatened to make me leave the school in handcuffs, and I said "oh really, I wasn't aware that suspicion of being high was illegal" the officer came in and I faked a seizure, when I went to the hospital the officer was shoving papers in my face trying to get me to take a fucking blood test. I told the nurse about how I faked the seizure and everything, she told me I had no legal obligation to sign the papers, so I didn't. Took my suspension and went home. Anytime you're about to get busted in school, fake chest pains or whatever you have to do to get sent to the hospital, it could save you from getting a criminal record.
Out for the summer, Friend picked up a pound of dank. Was supposed to stay in study hall for an extra hour, doing nothing on my last day of school, principle didn't let me sign out, to 'find a solution myself'. So I walked out the front door of the school :v:
you know whats funny, yesterday when i waked and baked there was a platter of muffins, croissants, and cinnamon buns. And i looked at it for a good while contemplating if i should take one. I wasnt sure if it was for my moms or dad or sisters presentation or meeting or something so i didnt touch it. Then i thought 'omg this is the perfect way to mess with high people'. Like when i have a kid and i think theyre smoking, im going to have a platter of delicious pastries in the living room and just sit in the living room so they have to walk past you to get them so it pressures him, "i want more pastries but hes watching them" and its like a form of stoner torture.
Woo the chick I was talking about wants to smoke too!
tempted to make foodies with my dad, i've got weed and stepmother isn't here for the weekend
trying to mimic dre's classic whiney synth sound, i'm not sure if it sounds right [url]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/58951386/erryday.mp3[/url]
sniffed some ritalin then realized i havent eaten anything all day fuck
just rolled my first crossjoint! the 'arms' are a little short but fuck it! waiting for my mate to come back to smoke it, as it's his bday
look at this smug motherfucker [img]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-o9MGphc_jgw/UVSo11dql8I/AAAAAAAALIo/IWWSBoxTDFg/s1600/thumbs-up.gif[/img]
[QUOTE=Stormcharger;40755562]look at this smug motherfucker [img]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-o9MGphc_jgw/UVSo11dql8I/AAAAAAAALIo/IWWSBoxTDFg/s1600/thumbs-up.gif[/img][/QUOTE] I am this smug right now.
[QUOTE=Stormcharger;40755562]look at this smug motherfucker [img]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-o9MGphc_jgw/UVSo11dql8I/AAAAAAAALIo/IWWSBoxTDFg/s1600/thumbs-up.gif[/img][/QUOTE] This kid looks like he is going to grow up to be a villain in an 80s teen movie.
:dance: weed :dance:
Last official day of 6th form tommorrow, damn I'm old. Also cleaned out my grinder and got a lovely bit of kief :dance: ____ Anyone else so baked this: [video=youtube;OTqfu3ryi5Y]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTqfu3ryi5Y[/video] Sounds good?
Oh god I remember Soulja Boy back in middleschool when SOULJA BOY TELL EM was so huge. Literally the school assemblies even played it. I hope he dies with that lean. Sorry for the negativity.
i like to listen to skrillex while high and i really don't know why, i don't like dubstep at all but i like bangarang because it's fast and i like to dance around and shit while i like make it burn dem because of it's reggae style
[QUOTE=Zarjk;40754919]Woo the chick I was talking about wants to smoke too![/QUOTE] get super baked and stir up her vagina pudding with your spoon dick
[QUOTE=Lebowski;40756653]get super baked and stir up her vagina pudding with your spoon dick[/QUOTE] Yup, sounds like a good time to me! Woo, time to be overly optimistic. Give me rainbows.
[IMG]http://cafeasgard.nl/beer_img/25.jpg[/IMG] If you shitty americans want to taste real beer you gotta buy this shit, I'm drunk.
ok thanks for calling me shitty and insinuating we all drink crap beer fuck you too buddy
[QUOTE=polarbear.;40755236]sniffed some ritalin then realized i havent eaten anything all day fuck[/QUOTE] I know that feel! haha, got any weed? That usually gets me hungry enough to eat whilst speedin' [editline]23rd May 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=Lebowski;40757254]ok thanks for calling me shitty and insinuating we all drink crap beer fuck you too buddy[/QUOTE] Not to mention we make some awesome beers, ever hear of dogfish head?
I was joking, I've never had an American beer. La Chouffe is really good beer though. It's basically my families trade mark beer, my dad even jokes about that I was probably conceived under the influence of Chouffe.
[QUOTE=Satansick;40757221][IMG]http://cafeasgard.nl/beer_img/25.jpg[/IMG] If you shitty americans want to taste real beer you gotta buy this shit, I'm drunk.[/QUOTE] I fucking love Belgian beer. Last time I was there on internship I got to try a bottle of Westvleteren 12 from my host family where I stayed at [t]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-mO8adWYAaIo/UQaE-vsUOAI/AAAAAAAAGRs/GrD1u_Nx1_U/s1600/Westvleteren+XII+Pour.JPG[/t] They even had the glasses! Apparently it's one of the best beers in the world and I loved it, tastiest beer I've ever had at least. Very sweet and fruity.
I've only tasted Duvel and Chouffe but from those two experiences I can truthfully say that the Belgians are fucking beer magicians. Much better then the shitty lagers produced in the Netherlands.
[QUOTE=Satansick;40757369]I was joking, I've never had an American beer. La Chouffe is really good beer though. It's basically my families trade mark beer, my dad even jokes about that I was probably conceived under the influence of Chouffe.[/QUOTE] I was joking too; no hard feelings at all. Haven't had Chouffe but I really do like dogfish head, fat tire, most beers from flying dog brewery and a whole bunch of others.
Yeah I'm drunk.
I'm pretty baked.
i'm you
I'll be a ni-... Black fellow and drink white colt .45s if I can help it. They stopped selling six packs, what the fuck is this four pack shit.
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