[QUOTE]squiggly duck: good enough for government work
Kaleidescoop: Nice grim fandango reference there, almost missed it
squiggly duck: you spotted it
squiggly duck: good for you
squiggly duck: where do you live again
squiggly duck: lol
squiggly duck: ill come visit you and throw waffles at your face
Kaleidescoop: California
squiggly duck: where in sparta
Kaleidescoop: Sacramento
squiggly duck: k
squiggly duck: waffles might get cold
squiggly duck: :/
squiggly duck: :c
squiggly duck: #wafflrekt
squiggly duck: that makes no sense
squiggly duck: but then again
squiggly duck: neither do i
squiggly duck: efworihblohrgfulwoerlogrwehgoluwhrfgwserg
Kaleidescoop: You come here and I'll show you my basement
squiggly duck: ooh
squiggly duck: does it have torture devices in it
squiggly duck: including but not limited to:
squiggly duck: giant stuffed fluffy animals
squiggly duck: pancake machines
squiggly duck: rocket lunching crocogators
squiggly duck: and yes i mean lunching
Kaleidescoop: Wat
squiggly duck: robo-mecha-aardvarks with laser beam shooting eyes
squiggly duck: he-man
squiggly duck: pengu
squiggly duck: john wilkes booth(e?)
squiggly duck: not sure about e
squiggly duck: E
squiggly duck: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
squiggly duck: elephant
squiggly duck: holographic bacon elephants
squiggly duck: with chainguns
squiggly duck: and top hats
squiggly duck: purple top hats
squiggly duck: with polka dots
squiggly duck: and tea
squiggly duck: eal grey tea
squiggly duck: wait
squiggly duck: what
squiggly duck: eal
squiggly duck: what is eal
squiggly duck: aweigaloeijfglsaeojgfa
squiggly duck: ded
squiggly duck: AND THEN DUCK WAS MOOSE
squiggly duck: well
squiggly duck: the orange kind
squiggly duck: you know
squiggly duck: but what if
squiggly duck: they weren't oranges
squiggly duck: but cherrys
squiggly duck: cherry mooses
squiggly duck: with a love for tacos
squiggly duck: but what kind of tacos you may ask
squiggly duck: well
squiggly duck: PEANUT BUTTER AND WINE TACOS
squiggly duck: unless they're chimichangas
squiggly duck: i like chimichangas
squiggly duck: do you?
squiggly duck: but cherry-coloured chimichanga-eating mooses are just silly
squiggly duck: is it mooses or meese
squiggly duck: i dunno
squiggly duck: ill look that up later
squiggly duck: OH LOOK A PLATYPUS
squiggly duck: no its only steve
squiggly duck: hi steve
squiggly duck: wait
squiggly duck: what am i talking about
squiggly duck: :O
squiggly duck: ITS JON THE POSTMAN
squiggly duck: NOOOOOOOOOOOO
squiggly duck: SEND IN THE DONUTS
squiggly duck: ONLY THE CHOCOLATE ONES
squiggly duck: i had mango-flavoured lemonade today
squiggly duck: it was really good
squiggly duck: but it had too much sugar in it
squiggly duck: waayyyy too much
squiggly duck: like
squiggly duck: 40 grams of it per serving
squiggly duck: thats too much right>
squiggly duck: i dunno
squiggly duck: it seems like a large amount
squiggly duck: but i digress
squiggly duck: i am a duck
squiggly duck: or am i
squiggly duck: what if
squiggly duck: im a chicken
squiggly duck: in a duck costume
squiggly duck: infiltrating the duck consulate
squiggly duck: to spy on the ducks
squiggly duck: and steal top secret duckformation
squiggly duck: that sounds stupid
squiggly duck: infoducktion?
squiggly duck: informaduck?
squiggly duck: that sounds like some sort of help program
squiggly duck: InformaDuck (TM) packaged with duckOS
squiggly duck: i dunno
squiggly duck: is it TM
squiggly duck: what is TM
squiggly duck: what if TM
squiggly duck: was tiny tim
squiggly duck: and the ghost of christmas past was actually john freeman
squiggly duck: no wait
squiggly duck: that cant be
squiggly duck: ghosts need to reform fast and flashbacks too slow
squiggly duck: so it must be the zombie ghosts of sparta
squiggly duck: hmmm
squiggly duck: but do zombie ghosts eat brains?
squiggly duck: i mean
squiggly duck: they're zombies
squiggly duck: but they're also ghosts
squiggly duck: which one are they first?
squiggly duck: zombies?
squiggly duck: or ghosts?
squiggly duck: i mean
squiggly duck: ghost zombies
squiggly duck: or zombie ghosts
squiggly duck: i guess i said zombie ghosts
squiggly duck: but i dunno
squiggly duck: i mean
squiggly duck: can you really flip the two around
squiggly duck: and have them be the same
squiggly duck: i dunno
squiggly duck: its a trap
squiggly duck: i mean
squiggly duck: people keep saying that
squiggly duck: even if it isn't a trap
squiggly duck: i mean
squiggly duck: i guess one could call it a trap
squiggly duck: but do people really go "its a trap!"?
squiggly duck: well i do
squiggly duck: but only sometimes
squiggly duck: and if i'm in space
squiggly duck: are we in space?
squiggly duck: i don't think so
squiggly duck: WATCH OUT AN ASTEROID
squiggly duck: phew
squiggly duck: its only...
squiggly duck: A METEOR
squiggly duck: d;ioghwsroigdehfgtdgbfdgb
squiggly duck: but wait!
squiggly duck: there's more
squiggly duck: buy now
squiggly duck: and you'll get double the offer
squiggly duck: two inflatable grapefruits for the price of seven!
squiggly duck: its a steal!
squiggly duck: for us!
squiggly duck: mwuahahahahahahahahaha
squiggly duck: i am the uberduck
squiggly duck: thanks obama
squiggly duck: but what if i was phone
squiggly duck: :o
squiggly duck: was the cake a pie all that time?
squiggly duck: speaking of cakes
squiggly duck: do you like cakes with lots of frosting
squiggly duck: i don't really like frosting that much
squiggly duck: i mean i do
squiggly duck: just not THAT much
squiggly duck: i mean
squiggly duck: i like frosting on cakes
squiggly duck: just not like
squiggly duck: a bajillion frostings
squiggly duck: you know
squiggly duck: like
squiggly duck: when there's more frosting than cake
squiggly duck: and you're just scarfing frosting
squiggly duck: and there's a teensy weensy bit of cake
squiggly duck: and you're like
squiggly duck: IS THAT IT
squiggly duck: but y
squiggly duck: wait
squiggly duck: what kind of cake do you like
squiggly duck: i like key lime
squiggly duck: waiyt
squiggly duck: thats a pie
squiggly duck: or is it
squiggly duck: has anyone made key lime cake before?
squiggly duck: it sounds interesting
squiggly duck: someone should
squiggly duck: i mean
squiggly duck: if they haven't already
squiggly duck: sorry for the spam
squiggly duck: don't know what just got into me
squiggly duck: XD
squiggly duck: got worked up into a real doozy of a
squiggly duck: of a
squiggly duck: of a
squiggly duck: i don't know
squiggly duck: eh
squiggly duck: phones
squiggly duck: and thus
squiggly duck: for a short period of time, squiggly duck became a hyperactive idiot
Kaleidescoop: You don't say[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Anderan;48250650]Just say no or that you don't feel like it right now? You mentioned earlier you don't want to appear rude but outright ignoring someone is pretty rude.
I have a friend who does something similar with TF2 except even when I say I'm not up to it or busy after a couple of days of not playing he'll start messaging me "rip" over both Steam and Skype on a daily basis.[/QUOTE]
I already told him before, i don't want to play!
[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;48116457]when
ever
any
body
decides
to
send
messages
like
this
and
always
manages
to
do
this
when
you
are
loading
and
cant
respond[/QUOTE]
I am that person sometimes. but not into a huge degree. i put short sentences in stand.
[QUOTE]<redacted>: so... how does one find and participate in a 4chan prank
[/QUOTE]
[quote]Friend: *Link from imgur*
Friend: *Link from imgur*
Friend: *Link from imgur*
Friend: *Sets up an anecdote in WoW*
Friend: *Delivers "punchline"; basically gloating*
Friend: *Gloats more, explaining how op he is*
Friend: *Explains mechanics*
Friend: *Explains mechanics*
Friend: *Explains mechanics*
Friend: *Explains mechanics*
[I]ad infinitum[/I]
Alternatively:
Friend: *Swear word*
Friend: *Explains how class he mains got nerfed*
Friend: *Complains*
Friend: *Complains*
Friend: *Complains*
Friend: *Imgur Link*[/quote]
Basically every portion of a sentence is a line. He staggers out his messages too much and spams me when I'm in the middle of games.
want to play mta?
[quote]
14:34 - someguy: did you ever punch somebody
14:36 - ME: no
14:38 - someguy: not a single time?
14:42 - ME: no
14:43 - someguy: you are a good person
14:43 - someguy: One time that guy in my class pissed me off
14:43 - someguy: and i kicked him full speed is is BallZ
14:46 - ME: ok
[/quote]
some randomer who added me yesterday has been talking constantly for about 12 hours
Before I had to create an alt steam account due to my old one being hacked, some guy was adding me and spamming a message something like this:
[quote]
idontrememberhisname: hey! please add this guy on steam, he saw your cs: go inventory and wants to trade stuff. [url]http://randomlink.com[/url] please add him he is spamming me trying to get me to add you
[/quote]
Whenever I would remove him he would create an alt account to try and fool me into thinking he was a different person. Pretty sure the fucker who hacked me(was an FNAF fag too, had a name like foxyrules1112) was him. When he would message me, I didn't even have cs: go installed anymore, as I didn't play it :v:
[editline]31st July 2015[/editline]
Wait randomlink is a real website? I was using it as a placeholder for the original link :v:
[quote]
12:31 - someguy: hi
12:39 - someguy : again
12:39 - someguy : you are playing that game
12:46 - someguy is now Online.
13:01 - someguy: when are we filming the porn
13:05 - someguy: do you like it slow and steady
13:05 -someguy: or Fast and furious
13:05 - someguy: XD
13:06 - someguy: joooookkkkeeeesssss
[/quote]
the same random guy as before
After I started idling in the Space Engineers steam chat I keep getting fucking random autistic children adding me, who barely know english, constantly inviting me to play Space Engineers even after I uninstalled that bullshit early access title.
Also had to leave any major public groups because I kept getting spambots and russian trade scammers adding me.
[editline]1st August 2015[/editline]
I am also suprised I am not in any of these logs, because I used to go on chatshitting sprees on random facepunch steam groups when I got high.
[QUOTE=NeverGoWest;48346925]After I started idling in the Space Engineers steam chat I keep getting fucking random autistic children adding me, who barely know english, constantly inviting me to play Space Engineers even after I uninstalled that bullshit early access title.
Also had to leave any major public groups because I kept getting spambots and russian trade scammers adding me.
[editline]1st August 2015[/editline]
I am also suprised I am not in any of these logs, because I used to go on chatshitting sprees on random facepunch steam groups when I got high.[/QUOTE]
space engineers is good though
it's only early access because it's not 100% feature complete :V
also don't CUI :V:
[QUOTE=Pigbear;48347055]space engineers is good though
it's only early access because it's not 100% feature complete :V
also don't CUI :V:[/QUOTE]
It's more the fact that they decided to work on MP before planets that is getting my panties in a bunch about that game.
That's offtopic though.
I have no more content to provide.
I don't have any chats on me at the moment but tbh I can't honestly stand people who add me because I "seemed cool" or they "saw my art and really like it".
I'm flattered but it just kind of comes off as really cringey. If we bumped into each other somewhere prior and hit it off wonderfully, sure. Add me. We have a base to go off of, to build this newfound relationship. We have common interests, it'll be a fun ride. But adding me without me even knowing you exist is kinda like just going up to to the cool kids' table (except I'm not cool, lmao) at school and asking in the most nasally voice possible "CAN WE BE FRIENDS?".
Not to say we couldn't over time, but 9 times out of 10, it's just going to be awkward or annoying.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/Xl4pSJ9.png[/IMG]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/zkcZPV2.png[/IMG]
You bastards...
:hairpull:
Not really that annoying but theres this guy that keeps asking me to recommend him anime and when I do, he keeps asking random things about whatever series I told him to watch (I had to explain how a railgun works once), which is kinda annoying when I'm trying to play a game.
[QUOTE=AGS;48168276]REKT![/QUOTE]
I don't remember posting this...
[editline]3rd August 2015[/editline]
You know, it's nice of someone to say "I love you"
But if you're inbox every morning is a bunch of "I love you" from the same person over and over again
And then you're working on something and they keep messaging "I love you" I'm conflicted on what to do.
When someone says "I love you" you can't tell them "Shut the fuck up" and not look like an asshole.
I've started getting actual nightmares about this message.
[QUOTE=AGS;48363700]I don't remember posting this...
[editline]3rd August 2015[/editline]
You know, it's nice of someone to say "I love you"
But if you're inbox every morning is a bunch of "I love you" from the same person over and over again
And then you're working on something and they keep messaging "I love you" I'm conflicted on what to do.
When someone says "I love you" you can't tell them "Shut the fuck up" and not look like an asshole.
I've started getting actual nightmares about this message.[/QUOTE]
i love you
[QUOTE=Pigbear;48366862]i love you[/QUOTE]
me too
[QUOTE=HyperTails;48369884]me too[/QUOTE]
Count me in
[QUOTE=AGS;48363700]I don't remember posting this...
[editline]3rd August 2015[/editline]
You know, it's nice of someone to say "I love you"
But if you're inbox every morning is a bunch of "I love you" from the same person over and over again
And then you're working on something and they keep messaging "I love you" I'm conflicted on what to do.
When someone says "I love you" you can't tell them "Shut the fuck up" and not look like an asshole.
I've started getting actual nightmares about this message.[/QUOTE]
I love you, want to play MTA?
A good few years ago when Modern Warfare 2 was coming out.
Some random guy I don't even know gifted me MW2 + Killing Floor with all expansions, I said thanks but why? He said hes rich now and that he won a lottery and got millions.
I thought, okay thanks.
Few years later he messages me and says something like: "Hey remember those games I gifted you? Can you buy me two games now too? You owe me".
I never asked for this :v:
y'know i was like "hey i haven't had any of this shit for a while" and realised i've been logged out of steam for like a solid month
I used to have one cunt who would spoil the ending of a game to me as soon as I launched it for the first time
The guy that keeps asking me is gonna see the comments on my steam profile and wonder what the hell is going on.
[QUOTE=fruxodaily;48383049]I used to have one cunt who would spoil the ending of a game to me as soon as I launched it for the first time[/QUOTE]
I would've blocked someone like that after the first one
Not annoying, just spooky.
FLINNY: you've played that game for 19 hours straight
ME: I'm trying to modify my own G27 gearbox
ME: took me ages but it works like a charm, needs a bit more work though
FLINNY: i'd love to help you
FLINNY: push a little too hard
FLINNY: and making your asshole flex uncontrolably
FLINNY: so your buddy tries to pop them out
ME: what
FLINNY: but i gotcha and i hold them inside
FLINNY: while you scream pochahontas
FLINNY oh yea baby i bet that racoon fill you stuff'd mhmm
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/0AQqnOL.png[/IMG]
[QUOTE=Blue Meanie;48384445]I would've blocked someone like that after the first one[/QUOTE]
did but after like 3 months I get generous and unblock them and they still did it
Oh, this is great, now it's on tumblr..
Whoever asked this.
Go eat a bag of fuck
*Linked because it contains horses*
[url]https://40.media.tumblr.com/83b0a5cb018a8389bbb87e150aabcc1b/tumblr_nsosa1Xkwc1s35qy3o1_1280.png[/url]
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