• Post your annoying Steam messages
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[QUOTE]squiggly duck: good enough for government work Kaleidescoop: Nice grim fandango reference there, almost missed it squiggly duck: you spotted it squiggly duck: good for you squiggly duck: where do you live again squiggly duck: lol squiggly duck: ill come visit you and throw waffles at your face Kaleidescoop: California squiggly duck: where in sparta Kaleidescoop: Sacramento squiggly duck: k squiggly duck: waffles might get cold squiggly duck: :/ squiggly duck: :c squiggly duck: #wafflrekt squiggly duck: that makes no sense squiggly duck: but then again squiggly duck: neither do i squiggly duck: efworihblohrgfulwoerlogrwehgoluwhrfgwserg Kaleidescoop: You come here and I'll show you my basement squiggly duck: ooh squiggly duck: does it have torture devices in it squiggly duck: including but not limited to: squiggly duck: giant stuffed fluffy animals squiggly duck: pancake machines squiggly duck: rocket lunching crocogators squiggly duck: and yes i mean lunching Kaleidescoop: Wat squiggly duck: robo-mecha-aardvarks with laser beam shooting eyes squiggly duck: he-man squiggly duck: pengu squiggly duck: john wilkes booth(e?) squiggly duck: not sure about e squiggly duck: E squiggly duck: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE squiggly duck: elephant squiggly duck: holographic bacon elephants squiggly duck: with chainguns squiggly duck: and top hats squiggly duck: purple top hats squiggly duck: with polka dots squiggly duck: and tea squiggly duck: eal grey tea squiggly duck: wait squiggly duck: what squiggly duck: eal squiggly duck: what is eal squiggly duck: aweigaloeijfglsaeojgfa squiggly duck: ded squiggly duck: AND THEN DUCK WAS MOOSE squiggly duck: well squiggly duck: the orange kind squiggly duck: you know squiggly duck: but what if squiggly duck: they weren't oranges squiggly duck: but cherrys squiggly duck: cherry mooses squiggly duck: with a love for tacos squiggly duck: but what kind of tacos you may ask squiggly duck: well squiggly duck: PEANUT BUTTER AND WINE TACOS squiggly duck: unless they're chimichangas squiggly duck: i like chimichangas squiggly duck: do you? squiggly duck: but cherry-coloured chimichanga-eating mooses are just silly squiggly duck: is it mooses or meese squiggly duck: i dunno squiggly duck: ill look that up later squiggly duck: OH LOOK A PLATYPUS squiggly duck: no its only steve squiggly duck: hi steve squiggly duck: wait squiggly duck: what am i talking about squiggly duck: :O squiggly duck: ITS JON THE POSTMAN squiggly duck: NOOOOOOOOOOOO squiggly duck: SEND IN THE DONUTS squiggly duck: ONLY THE CHOCOLATE ONES squiggly duck: i had mango-flavoured lemonade today squiggly duck: it was really good squiggly duck: but it had too much sugar in it squiggly duck: waayyyy too much squiggly duck: like squiggly duck: 40 grams of it per serving squiggly duck: thats too much right> squiggly duck: i dunno squiggly duck: it seems like a large amount squiggly duck: but i digress squiggly duck: i am a duck squiggly duck: or am i squiggly duck: what if squiggly duck: im a chicken squiggly duck: in a duck costume squiggly duck: infiltrating the duck consulate squiggly duck: to spy on the ducks squiggly duck: and steal top secret duckformation squiggly duck: that sounds stupid squiggly duck: infoducktion? squiggly duck: informaduck? squiggly duck: that sounds like some sort of help program squiggly duck: InformaDuck (TM) packaged with duckOS squiggly duck: i dunno squiggly duck: is it TM squiggly duck: what is TM squiggly duck: what if TM squiggly duck: was tiny tim squiggly duck: and the ghost of christmas past was actually john freeman squiggly duck: no wait squiggly duck: that cant be squiggly duck: ghosts need to reform fast and flashbacks too slow squiggly duck: so it must be the zombie ghosts of sparta squiggly duck: hmmm squiggly duck: but do zombie ghosts eat brains? squiggly duck: i mean squiggly duck: they're zombies squiggly duck: but they're also ghosts squiggly duck: which one are they first? squiggly duck: zombies? squiggly duck: or ghosts? squiggly duck: i mean squiggly duck: ghost zombies squiggly duck: or zombie ghosts squiggly duck: i guess i said zombie ghosts squiggly duck: but i dunno squiggly duck: i mean squiggly duck: can you really flip the two around squiggly duck: and have them be the same squiggly duck: i dunno squiggly duck: its a trap squiggly duck: i mean squiggly duck: people keep saying that squiggly duck: even if it isn't a trap squiggly duck: i mean squiggly duck: i guess one could call it a trap squiggly duck: but do people really go "its a trap!"? squiggly duck: well i do squiggly duck: but only sometimes squiggly duck: and if i'm in space squiggly duck: are we in space? squiggly duck: i don't think so squiggly duck: WATCH OUT AN ASTEROID squiggly duck: phew squiggly duck: its only... squiggly duck: A METEOR squiggly duck: d;ioghwsroigdehfgtdgbfdgb squiggly duck: but wait! squiggly duck: there's more squiggly duck: buy now squiggly duck: and you'll get double the offer squiggly duck: two inflatable grapefruits for the price of seven! squiggly duck: its a steal! squiggly duck: for us! squiggly duck: mwuahahahahahahahahaha squiggly duck: i am the uberduck squiggly duck: thanks obama squiggly duck: but what if i was phone squiggly duck: :o squiggly duck: was the cake a pie all that time? squiggly duck: speaking of cakes squiggly duck: do you like cakes with lots of frosting squiggly duck: i don't really like frosting that much squiggly duck: i mean i do squiggly duck: just not THAT much squiggly duck: i mean squiggly duck: i like frosting on cakes squiggly duck: just not like squiggly duck: a bajillion frostings squiggly duck: you know squiggly duck: like squiggly duck: when there's more frosting than cake squiggly duck: and you're just scarfing frosting squiggly duck: and there's a teensy weensy bit of cake squiggly duck: and you're like squiggly duck: IS THAT IT squiggly duck: but y squiggly duck: wait squiggly duck: what kind of cake do you like squiggly duck: i like key lime squiggly duck: waiyt squiggly duck: thats a pie squiggly duck: or is it squiggly duck: has anyone made key lime cake before? squiggly duck: it sounds interesting squiggly duck: someone should squiggly duck: i mean squiggly duck: if they haven't already squiggly duck: sorry for the spam squiggly duck: don't know what just got into me squiggly duck: XD squiggly duck: got worked up into a real doozy of a squiggly duck: of a squiggly duck: of a squiggly duck: i don't know squiggly duck: eh squiggly duck: phones squiggly duck: and thus squiggly duck: for a short period of time, squiggly duck became a hyperactive idiot Kaleidescoop: You don't say[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Anderan;48250650]Just say no or that you don't feel like it right now? You mentioned earlier you don't want to appear rude but outright ignoring someone is pretty rude. I have a friend who does something similar with TF2 except even when I say I'm not up to it or busy after a couple of days of not playing he'll start messaging me "rip" over both Steam and Skype on a daily basis.[/QUOTE] I already told him before, i don't want to play!
[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;48116457]when ever any body decides to send messages like this and always manages to do this when you are loading and cant respond[/QUOTE] I am that person sometimes. but not into a huge degree. i put short sentences in stand.
[QUOTE]<redacted>: so... how does one find and participate in a 4chan prank [/QUOTE]
[quote]Friend: *Link from imgur* Friend: *Link from imgur* Friend: *Link from imgur* Friend: *Sets up an anecdote in WoW* Friend: *Delivers "punchline"; basically gloating* Friend: *Gloats more, explaining how op he is* Friend: *Explains mechanics* Friend: *Explains mechanics* Friend: *Explains mechanics* Friend: *Explains mechanics* [I]ad infinitum[/I] Alternatively: Friend: *Swear word* Friend: *Explains how class he mains got nerfed* Friend: *Complains* Friend: *Complains* Friend: *Complains* Friend: *Imgur Link*[/quote] Basically every portion of a sentence is a line. He staggers out his messages too much and spams me when I'm in the middle of games.
want to play mta?
[quote] 14:34 - someguy: did you ever punch somebody 14:36 - ME: no 14:38 - someguy: not a single time? 14:42 - ME: no 14:43 - someguy: you are a good person 14:43 - someguy: One time that guy in my class pissed me off 14:43 - someguy: and i kicked him full speed is is BallZ 14:46 - ME: ok [/quote] some randomer who added me yesterday has been talking constantly for about 12 hours
Before I had to create an alt steam account due to my old one being hacked, some guy was adding me and spamming a message something like this: [quote] idontrememberhisname: hey! please add this guy on steam, he saw your cs: go inventory and wants to trade stuff. [url]http://randomlink.com[/url] please add him he is spamming me trying to get me to add you [/quote] Whenever I would remove him he would create an alt account to try and fool me into thinking he was a different person. Pretty sure the fucker who hacked me(was an FNAF fag too, had a name like foxyrules1112) was him. When he would message me, I didn't even have cs: go installed anymore, as I didn't play it :v: [editline]31st July 2015[/editline] Wait randomlink is a real website? I was using it as a placeholder for the original link :v:
[quote] 12:31 - someguy: hi 12:39 - someguy : again 12:39 - someguy : you are playing that game 12:46 - someguy is now Online. 13:01 - someguy: when are we filming the porn 13:05 - someguy: do you like it slow and steady 13:05 -someguy: or Fast and furious 13:05 - someguy: XD 13:06 - someguy: joooookkkkeeeesssss [/quote] the same random guy as before
After I started idling in the Space Engineers steam chat I keep getting fucking random autistic children adding me, who barely know english, constantly inviting me to play Space Engineers even after I uninstalled that bullshit early access title. Also had to leave any major public groups because I kept getting spambots and russian trade scammers adding me. [editline]1st August 2015[/editline] I am also suprised I am not in any of these logs, because I used to go on chatshitting sprees on random facepunch steam groups when I got high.
[QUOTE=NeverGoWest;48346925]After I started idling in the Space Engineers steam chat I keep getting fucking random autistic children adding me, who barely know english, constantly inviting me to play Space Engineers even after I uninstalled that bullshit early access title. Also had to leave any major public groups because I kept getting spambots and russian trade scammers adding me. [editline]1st August 2015[/editline] I am also suprised I am not in any of these logs, because I used to go on chatshitting sprees on random facepunch steam groups when I got high.[/QUOTE] space engineers is good though it's only early access because it's not 100% feature complete :V also don't CUI :V:
[QUOTE=Pigbear;48347055]space engineers is good though it's only early access because it's not 100% feature complete :V also don't CUI :V:[/QUOTE] It's more the fact that they decided to work on MP before planets that is getting my panties in a bunch about that game. That's offtopic though. I have no more content to provide.
I don't have any chats on me at the moment but tbh I can't honestly stand people who add me because I "seemed cool" or they "saw my art and really like it". I'm flattered but it just kind of comes off as really cringey. If we bumped into each other somewhere prior and hit it off wonderfully, sure. Add me. We have a base to go off of, to build this newfound relationship. We have common interests, it'll be a fun ride. But adding me without me even knowing you exist is kinda like just going up to to the cool kids' table (except I'm not cool, lmao) at school and asking in the most nasally voice possible "CAN WE BE FRIENDS?". Not to say we couldn't over time, but 9 times out of 10, it's just going to be awkward or annoying.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/Xl4pSJ9.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/zkcZPV2.png[/IMG] You bastards... :hairpull:
Not really that annoying but theres this guy that keeps asking me to recommend him anime and when I do, he keeps asking random things about whatever series I told him to watch (I had to explain how a railgun works once), which is kinda annoying when I'm trying to play a game.
[QUOTE=AGS;48168276]REKT![/QUOTE] I don't remember posting this... [editline]3rd August 2015[/editline] You know, it's nice of someone to say "I love you" But if you're inbox every morning is a bunch of "I love you" from the same person over and over again And then you're working on something and they keep messaging "I love you" I'm conflicted on what to do. When someone says "I love you" you can't tell them "Shut the fuck up" and not look like an asshole. I've started getting actual nightmares about this message.
[QUOTE=AGS;48363700]I don't remember posting this... [editline]3rd August 2015[/editline] You know, it's nice of someone to say "I love you" But if you're inbox every morning is a bunch of "I love you" from the same person over and over again And then you're working on something and they keep messaging "I love you" I'm conflicted on what to do. When someone says "I love you" you can't tell them "Shut the fuck up" and not look like an asshole. I've started getting actual nightmares about this message.[/QUOTE] i love you
[QUOTE=Pigbear;48366862]i love you[/QUOTE] me too
[QUOTE=HyperTails;48369884]me too[/QUOTE] Count me in
[QUOTE=AGS;48363700]I don't remember posting this... [editline]3rd August 2015[/editline] You know, it's nice of someone to say "I love you" But if you're inbox every morning is a bunch of "I love you" from the same person over and over again And then you're working on something and they keep messaging "I love you" I'm conflicted on what to do. When someone says "I love you" you can't tell them "Shut the fuck up" and not look like an asshole. I've started getting actual nightmares about this message.[/QUOTE] I love you, want to play MTA?
A good few years ago when Modern Warfare 2 was coming out. Some random guy I don't even know gifted me MW2 + Killing Floor with all expansions, I said thanks but why? He said hes rich now and that he won a lottery and got millions. I thought, okay thanks. Few years later he messages me and says something like: "Hey remember those games I gifted you? Can you buy me two games now too? You owe me". I never asked for this :v:
y'know i was like "hey i haven't had any of this shit for a while" and realised i've been logged out of steam for like a solid month
I used to have one cunt who would spoil the ending of a game to me as soon as I launched it for the first time
The guy that keeps asking me is gonna see the comments on my steam profile and wonder what the hell is going on.
[QUOTE=fruxodaily;48383049]I used to have one cunt who would spoil the ending of a game to me as soon as I launched it for the first time[/QUOTE] I would've blocked someone like that after the first one
Not annoying, just spooky. FLINNY: you've played that game for 19 hours straight ME: I'm trying to modify my own G27 gearbox ME: took me ages but it works like a charm, needs a bit more work though FLINNY: i'd love to help you FLINNY: push a little too hard FLINNY: and making your asshole flex uncontrolably FLINNY: so your buddy tries to pop them out ME: what FLINNY: but i gotcha and i hold them inside FLINNY: while you scream pochahontas FLINNY oh yea baby i bet that racoon fill you stuff'd mhmm
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[QUOTE=Blue Meanie;48384445]I would've blocked someone like that after the first one[/QUOTE] did but after like 3 months I get generous and unblock them and they still did it
Oh, this is great, now it's on tumblr..
Whoever asked this. Go eat a bag of fuck *Linked because it contains horses* [url]https://40.media.tumblr.com/83b0a5cb018a8389bbb87e150aabcc1b/tumblr_nsosa1Xkwc1s35qy3o1_1280.png[/url]
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