Im accually starting to feel like playing, but we're trying to save up our wifi data, so fuck.
[editline]6th August 2015[/editline]
[QUOTE]9:59 PM - Alstanbery: Before you ask, i don't want to play MTA.
9:59 PM - Tobin 👌: wanna help me dig up jim morrisons body
10:00 PM - Alstanbery: Uhm..
10:00 PM - Alstanbery: What?
10:00 PM - Tobin 👌: is that a yes
10:00 PM - Alstanbery: Who are you?
10:00 PM - Tobin 👌: tobin
10:01 PM - Alstanbery: Im not currently interested in digging up any bodys.
10:01 PM - Tobin 👌: well we'll dig him up, play with him a bit and then put him back
10:01 PM - Alstanbery: Yeah.. leave me out of it.
[/QUOTE]
People always want me to join raffle groups.
I had people adding me and asking, if I would join their tournaments in csgo. It happened 3 times by now.
It was probably those who wanted me to join their TS3 Trojan servers just to get my csgo items.
Those who add me just for asking if i can trade an tf2/Dota 2 item that i don't sell.
I remember having someone that asked me to trade in Russian language.
And those persons/friends that got their steam account hacked by someone that did some cheap made site that try to mimic steam page and send the link to everyone during 2009 or something like that.
I had a friend who would call me and cause Steam to play its horribly obnoxious incoming call sound endlessly if I didn't respond to him within 5 seconds of him sending me something
[QUOTE]Wednesday, August 5, 2015
2:48 PM - Alstanbery: Who are you?
Sunday, August 9, 2015
11:19 AM - Tsarsen: Hello Mate
your old friend ask you to add him, he got eror when he trying to add you and he ask me to ask you to add him :3
/steamcommunintiy.com/profiles/769879841902811671/ just copy link to your browser and press the button "Add on Steam"
he is waiting for you and spamming to me
11:19 AM - Tsarsen: Hello Mate
your old friend ask you to add him, he got eror when he trying to add you and he ask me to ask you to add him :3
/steamcommunintiy.com/profiles/769879841902811671/ just copy link to your browser and press the button "Add on Steam"
he is waiting for you and spamming to me
11:19 AM - Tsarsen: Hello Mate
your old friend ask you to add him, he got eror when he trying to add you and he ask me to ask you to add him :3
/steamcommunintiy.com/profiles/769879841902811671/ just copy link to your browser and press the button "Add on Steam"
he is waiting for you and spamming to me
Monday, August 10, 2015
6:44 PM - Tsarsen: Hello Mate
6:44 PM - Tsarsen: your old friend ask you to add him, he got eror when he trying to add you and he ask me to ask you to add him :3
6:44 PM - Tsarsen: /steamcommunintiy.com/profiles/769879841902811671/ just copy link to your browser and press the button "Add on Steam"
6:44 PM - Tsarsen: he is waiting for you and spamming to me
[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=SirDavid255;48150205]person: hey!
me: oh hey, what' up?
person: p okay, you?
me: im okay, i just <blah blah short story>
person: nice
literally nothing else
then weeks later, same thing[/QUOTE]
It's creepy when someone you added to your friends list like 5 years suddenly starts talking to you for the first time, like you and him are just grand ol' pals.
A guy started talking to me out of nowhere to keep telling me about sex quests in The Witcher games.
[QUOTE].rezentalour: hello
LJB ~ M&M's Vert: Hello
LJB ~ M&M's Vert: Man how i get the steam's games free please ?
LJB ~ M&M's Vert: ?
.rezentalour: I buy games
LJB ~ M&M's Vert: No, what is the hack for get they ?
.rezentalour: I don't use hacks...
.rezentalour: I just buy games
LJB ~ M&M's Vert: You bought 1064 games
LJB ~ M&M's Vert: Ahahah
LJB ~ M&M's Vert: Plllllleeeeeaaaaassssseeee
.rezentalour: just 482
.rezentalour: do you need anything else?
LJB ~ M&M's Vert: No just the hack
.rezentalour: I don't use hacks lol
.rezentalour: good bye
LJB ~ M&M's Vert is now Offline.[/QUOTE]
[editline]11th August 2015[/editline]
This guy has no point, what does means?
[QUOTE]8:26 PM - cros` Negativ: WTF??? [Fake-ass fucking link]
8:26 PM - Alstanbery: Im not clicking that.
8:27 PM - Alstanbery: What is it?
8:28 PM - Alstanbery: No response?
8:28 PM - Alstanbery: You know why your not responding?
8:28 PM - Alstanbery: Because your bullshit.
8:28 PM - Alstanbery: YOUR FUCKING BULLSHIT!
8:29 PM - Alstanbery: YOU'RE GOD DAMN COMPUTERASS MOTHERFUCKER!
8:29 PM - Alstanbery: Robots dont have dicks
8:29 PM - Alstanbery: That being said, YOU LACK A PENIS!
8:29 PM - Alstanbery: FUCK YOU!
8:29 PM - Alstanbery: FUCK YOU HARD!
8:31 PM - Alstanbery: Im blocking your digital ass
[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE] BlueDust: lol
Idiotic Sandwich (me): hmm?
BlueDust: IKR
BlueDust: soz those 2 were meant fer a real life friend. (i didn't want to give away my IRL friend's name)
[/QUOTE]
this guy spams with loads of annoying mess of words. you know like adshfasghag spam?
I have a friend whose facebook wall is mostly about weed and how good it is, how it cures <insert disease or mental illness here>, how it's natural, etc
I don't understand why most potheads have the desire for every friend within a mile radius to know that they smoke pot, but anyways, he often messages me random and dumb things trying to be funny.
???: I was out when I was talking
???: Smoked and went to <location>
???: Twas quite the day
catfish: nice
???: Tfw you light an incense then throw it into a plastic bag, then you proceed to tie your head in that bag by accident
i usually ignore him but he doesn't seem to get it, even when I tell him "you're not funny stop typing to me" and that i almost never want to talk with him because every topic we bring up it eventually goes to weed, or ends up being stupid as fuck statements that are 'so wacky and randum!!' using 4chan greentext or memes
When people I added for a trade like 3 years ago start messaging me.
I don't mean like, "hey"
I can deal with that, it's when they ask me if I'm selling an item I'm clearly not selling in extremely broken english or send me phishing links that I get a little ticked off.
[QUOTE]5:33 PM - Rich Homie Brandon: WTF??? [I][An IMG STORE BIZ link][/I] what the fuck are you doing?
5:34 PM - Alstanbery: Say nothing if you're a bot.
5:36 PM - Alstanbery: I fucking got you, nigger!
[/QUOTE]
we get it, you hate bots
Friend: ALL CAPS TO GET ATTENTION
Me: what's up
Friend: MEME
Me: heh
Friend: VIDEO GAMES
Me: yup
rinse and repeat
does anyone else have "that guy" on their friends list that changes their avatar and name almost every single day and/or says something random to you and expect a reply
edit: so apparently i (used to) have only one of these guys because my friends list is so small (10 users)
[QUOTE=Trixil;48525975]does anyone else have "that guy" on their friends list that changes their avatar and name almost every single day and/or says something random to you and expect a reply[/QUOTE]
I have really shitty memory in general so I'll look through my friend list and not remember 90% of the people on there. Even with aliases assigned to a few people it doesn't help much.
I hate it when I start a game and like 5 people message me some game in-joke that just comes across as "You are playing a video game!"
[QUOTE=Trixil;48525975]does anyone else have "that guy" on their friends list that changes their avatar and name almost every single day and/or says something random to you and expect a reply[/QUOTE]
I have like 70 of those guys.
?: PENIS
me: sure
?: SUCK MY ASSHOEL
?: OMG
?: YES
?: HARER]
?: YOUR SO BIG
?: YES YOU ARE
me: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
me: whatever floats your boat
[QUOTE=coldud13;48529722]?: PENIS
me: sure
?: SUCK MY ASSHOEL
?: OMG
?: YES
?: HARER]
?: YOUR SO BIG
?: YES YOU ARE
me: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
me: whatever floats your boat[/QUOTE]
It really pisses me off whenever i get messages like this.
Sometimes it's someone that i KNOW is older than me, so he has no fucking excuse for this.
Drunk texts on any social media are both the worst and the best
[QUOTE]Wednesday, August 19, 2015
8:12 PM - Alstanbery: Who are you?
Tuesday, August 25, 2015
5:25 PM - Shotz: Uh
5:25 PM - Shotz: Who are you?
5:25 PM - Alstanbery: You're the one who added me.
5:25 PM - Alstanbery: I was wondering the same thing.
5:25 PM - Shotz: You're from facepunch so I added you for some reason
5:25 PM - Shotz: What's your FP name
5:25 PM - Alstanbery: AGS, the guy everyone hates.
5:25 PM - Shotz: That might be something to do with it then
5:25 PM - Shotz: I've totally forgotten tbh
5:25 PM - Shotz: Link me your profile
5:26 PM - Shotz: Might've been something you posted
5:26 PM - Alstanbery: You type concerningly fast
5:26 PM - Alstanbery: [url]http://facepunch.com/member.php?u=583898[/url]
5:26 PM - Shotz: I get that a lot
5:26 PM - Shotz: I type fast at night for some reason
5:26 PM - Shotz: No idea why
5:26 PM - Shotz: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
5:26 PM - Shotz: NOW I REMEMBER
5:26 PM - Shotz: Hey you wanna play SAMP?
5:26 PM - Shotz: THAT WAS IT
5:27 PM - Alstanbery: Fucking...
5:27 PM - Shotz: Rofl
5:27 PM - Shotz: That came to me hard
[/QUOTE]
The perks of a private steam profile are great.
[QUOTE=SmashAA;48543475]The perks of a private steam profile are great.[/QUOTE]
I like to have it public so that people that aren't on my friends list can contact me through the comments.
Also, if i start sending friend requests to people i met on another website, they wont be able to look at my profile page to see that i'm the same guy that's friends with him on said website.
[QUOTE=coldud13;48529722]cut[/QUOTE]
why do people do this
[QUOTE=Trixil;48548770]why do people do this[/QUOTE]
They are removing what they said, you can't delete posts here.
[QUOTE=Trixil;48525975]does anyone else have "that guy" on their friends list that changes their avatar and name almost every single day[/QUOTE]
I'm that guy.
So the guy that i was posting a while ago messaged me.
He was the guy that was originally asking to play MTA.
[QUOTE]7:17 PM - Atomic is now Online.
7:20 PM - *the guy that started this*: HEY
7:20 PM - *the guy that started this*: sorry caps
7:20 PM - Alstanbery: Sup.
7:20 PM - *the guy that started this*: not much
7:20 PM - *the guy that started this*: want to play mta?
7:20 PM - Alstanbery: gl;
7:20 PM - Alstanbery: hl
7:20 PM - Alstanbery: l;m
7:20 PM - Alstanbery: 'fda
7:20 PM - Alstanbery: '
7:21 PM - Alstanbery: Not really.
[/QUOTE]
I would also like to give a rock hard "fuck you" to whoever owns the "Alabama Hot Pocket" Steam account in particular.
No, Mister Hot Pocket, i can't play MTA right now.
I'm busy talking one of my friends out of suicide.
So this guy added me after I commented on his Portal 2 map, and he's been bugging me ever since, sending me random Portal 2 emotes every so often and then have random questions about the Hammer editor.
He knows how to make a room in Hammer, but not a hallway apparently. I don't want to deal with him any longer if this continues.
Also this just happened (It's the same guy.)
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/4vUFdBV.png[/IMG]
This was an earlier conversation we had:
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/PxtYk1C.png[/IMG]
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