Well you put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up, you put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up, you put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up I SAY DOCTOR!
Sounds like shit thread aids.
[editline]10:17PM[/editline]
You my friend, have the shits.
[img]http://www.crossdenominationalmission.org.uk/bell.png[/img]
here is ur bell now more info pls
[QUOTE=Dr Smashy;19489971]Mega-Frostbite, you're going to lose all your limbs, then you will explode.
Trust me, I'm a Doctor.[/QUOTE]
Don't you mean "Docter"?
Put some dirt on it.
[QUOTE=Xeloo;19489959]You might have cancer[/QUOTE]
Ball cancer.
I am no doctor but I think you might be mentaly retarded, op.
How old are you OP?
[editline]10:40PM[/editline]
100 posts.
Listen closely, Jerry Shaw.
Arrive at the JFK Airport third floor, Gate 43 at 12:43 today, or you will die. You are the only hope for national security. The aching you feel is the result of the poison that has been injected into your bloodstream, and it will only benefit you when you are thirty thousand feet, reducing your need for oxygen. If you refuse our terms, you will die. The pentagon has dispatched two assassins to eliminate you. One is an FBI agent, and the other is covered under the profession of a major hot dog salesman.
[editline]10:23[/editline]
They are nearly at your home, proceed out of your window to the ground below, Jerry Shaw.
[editline]10:24[/editline]
Will you live, or will you die, Jerry Shaw?
The choice is yours.
You've got bitten by a winter-spider. The toxic gives you an aching feeling on your nerve endings, and after around 72 hours the necrosis starts. (Necrosis basically means your tissue dies and rots away)
Visit a doctor as fast as possible, you might be just in time for treatment.
[QUOTE=Sickle;19492790]Listen closely, Jerry Shaw.
Arrive at the JFK Airport third floor, Gate 43 at 12:43 today, or you will die. You are the only hope for national security. The aching you feel is the result of the poison that has been injected into your bloodstream, and it will only benefit you when you are thirty thousand feet, reducing your need for oxygen. If you refuse our terms, you will die. The pentagon has dispatched two assassins to eliminate you. One is an FBI agent, and the other is covered under the profession of a major hot dog salesman.
[editline]10:23[/editline]
They are nearly at your home, proceed out of your window to the ground below, Jerry Shaw.
[editline]10:24[/editline]
Will you live, or will you die, Jerry Shaw?
The choice is yours.[/QUOTE]
Jerry Shaw, time is running out.
Will you live, or will you die, Jerry Shaw?
[QUOTE=schmendict;19492468][img]http://www.crossdenominationalmission.org.uk/bell.png[/img]
here is ur bell now more info pls[/QUOTE]
I was waiting for that thanks :V
[QUOTE=Mcfuret;19492972]I was waiting for that thanks :V[/QUOTE]
Jerry Shaw, you will die if you do not follow our instructions.
Will you live or will you die, Jerry Shaw?
It's simple, really. Just eat a whole bunch of unhealthy food. Works for me all the time. [i]Note: This post may contain sarcasm.[/i]
[QUOTE=chewy12345;19492725]How old are you OP?
[editline]10:40PM[/editline]
100 posts.[/QUOTE]100 is no acomplishment, try 20000
Well, it doesn't look good. I'm afraid you have AIDS compounded with severe diarrhea. I'm truly sorry for you.
[QUOTE=BlackBirdNL;19490902]you've just got muscle pain you lazy bastard. Do some sports[/QUOTE]
says the man with 4000+ posts.
[QUOTE=toxicweirdo;19490008]Obviously a troll.
"7 hours without having anything to eat"[/QUOTE]
Eat a big lunch at 12:00PM, eat some dinner at 7:00PM. I notice nothing odd :colbert:
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Yeah, that's right, it's actually entertaining how much of a bad speller you are.
[QUOTE=Dr Smashy;19489971]Mega-Frostbite, you're going to lose all your limbs, then you will explode.
Trust me, I'm a Doctor.[/QUOTE]
Dr Phil is a doctor. :downs:
It's a sign of muscle cancer. I would suggest taking extremely hot baths as the cancerous cells require heat, but too much heat will kill it. Drink as little amount of water as possible, and fast often.
You have AIDS.
It's Lupus
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