• Bad Jokes
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[QUOTE=shatteredwindow;24577590]What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? [sp]getting raped[/sp][/QUOTE] Debatable.
If a tree falls in the middle of a forest and crushes a woman, then why is there a kitchen in the middle of the forest?
Why is 6 afraid of 7? [sp]because seven raped six[/sp]
what do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.
WHY IS THE NOSE IN THE MIDDLE OF YOUR FACE!!@!?!?!?!? [sp]BECAUSE IT'S THE SCENTER HAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAaaaaaaa[/sp]
What did the cop say to the thieving snowman? [sp]FREEZE[/sp]
knock knock whos there? tofe tofe who? (hhaha)
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I lit it on fire
[QUOTE=grandpajenki;24452479]Iron Man is a superhero Iron woman is a command[/QUOTE] Saw that on Sickipedia. Guess what came in the mail? I did, I ran out of tissues.
There was once upon a time a castle with four windows... thats all..
[QUOTE=Rubs10;24452309]So a neutron walks into a bar. He says to the bartender, "How much for a drink around here?" The bartneder says, "For you? [i]No charge.[/i]"[/QUOTE] "Are you [i]positive[/i]?" He replied :smug:
What do you get if you cross a Vagina and a penis? A Venis / Pagina
Knock Knock Who's there? [B]JOKE!!!11!!1!!!!!!1![/B] Seriously it's like the only joke my little sister knows it's so fucking annoying
What is red and bad for your teeth? [sp]A brick[/sp]
What's pink and covered in cobwebs? [sp]Madeline McCann's bicycle[/sp] What's the difference between a train carriage and a miscarriage? [sp]You can't eat a train carriage[/sp]
[QUOTE=GameDev;24452550]Hey, did you hear about the kid who had his left arm chopped off? [sp]Yeah, he's all right.[/sp][/QUOTE] :saddowns:
[QUOTE=Revanold;24614742]"Are you [i]positive[/i]?" He replied :smug:[/QUOTE] It's a neutron.
Ya Mum’s like a bowling ball: she gets fingered, chucked in the gutter and still comes back for more
What's the difference between a Ran-Over Mexican and a Ran-Over Dog? [sp]The dog was an accident[/sp]
[QUOTE=Rubs10;24617315]It's a neutron.[/QUOTE] Was talking to the bartender, dipshit [editline]08:38PM[/editline] [QUOTE=johan_sm;24577426]Why are there so little women on the internet? Someone forgot his laptop in the kitchen.[/QUOTE] Don't you mean "Forgot her" :frog:
[QUOTE=Revanold;24620327] Don't you mean "Forgot her" :frog:[/QUOTE] He meant 'His' As the husband left, and left his laptop in the kitchen.
[QUOTE=KirjiroSenzuki;24589218]Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I lit it on fire[/QUOTE] OP said Bad Jokes. This one made me laugh. What did they call a cow on the ground? "Ground Beef"
If a man forces sex upon a prostitue is it rape, or shoplifting? Shoplifting.
knock knock who's there nathan nathan who nathan explosion
Uwe Boll
How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb?
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