[QUOTE=shatteredwindow;24577590]What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
[sp]getting raped[/sp][/QUOTE]
Debatable.
If a tree falls in the middle of a forest and crushes a woman, then why is there a kitchen in the middle of the forest?
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
[sp]because seven raped six[/sp]
what do you call a black pilot?
A pilot you racist.
WHY IS THE NOSE IN THE MIDDLE OF YOUR FACE!!@!?!?!?!?
[sp]BECAUSE IT'S THE SCENTER HAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAaaaaaaa[/sp]
What did the cop say to the thieving snowman?
[sp]FREEZE[/sp]
knock knock
whos there?
tofe
tofe who?
(hhaha)
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because I lit it on fire
[QUOTE=grandpajenki;24452479]Iron Man is a superhero
Iron woman is a command[/QUOTE]
Saw that on Sickipedia.
Guess what came in the mail?
I did, I ran out of tissues.
There was once upon a time a castle with four windows...
thats all..
[QUOTE=Rubs10;24452309]So a neutron walks into a bar.
He says to the bartender, "How much for a drink around here?"
The bartneder says, "For you? [i]No charge.[/i]"[/QUOTE]
"Are you [i]positive[/i]?" He replied
:smug:
What do you get if you cross a Vagina and a penis?
A Venis / Pagina
Knock Knock
Who's there?
[B]JOKE!!!11!!1!!!!!!1![/B]
Seriously it's like the only joke my little sister knows it's so fucking annoying
What is red and bad for your teeth?
[sp]A brick[/sp]
What's pink and covered in cobwebs?
[sp]Madeline McCann's bicycle[/sp]
What's the difference between a train carriage and a miscarriage?
[sp]You can't eat a train carriage[/sp]
[QUOTE=GameDev;24452550]Hey, did you hear about the kid who had his left arm chopped off?
[sp]Yeah, he's all right.[/sp][/QUOTE]
:saddowns:
[QUOTE=Revanold;24614742]"Are you [i]positive[/i]?" He replied
:smug:[/QUOTE]
It's a neutron.
Ya Mum’s like a bowling ball: she gets fingered, chucked in the gutter and still comes back for more
What's the difference between a Ran-Over Mexican and a Ran-Over Dog?
[sp]The dog was an accident[/sp]
[QUOTE=Rubs10;24617315]It's a neutron.[/QUOTE]
Was talking to the bartender, dipshit
[editline]08:38PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=johan_sm;24577426]Why are there so little women on the internet?
Someone forgot his laptop in the kitchen.[/QUOTE]
Don't you mean
"Forgot her"
:frog:
[QUOTE=Revanold;24620327]
Don't you mean
"Forgot her"
:frog:[/QUOTE]
He meant 'His' As the husband left, and left his laptop in the kitchen.
[QUOTE=KirjiroSenzuki;24589218]Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because I lit it on fire[/QUOTE]
OP said Bad Jokes. This one made me laugh.
What did they call a cow on the ground? "Ground Beef"
If a man forces sex upon a prostitue is it rape, or shoplifting?
Shoplifting.
knock knock
who's there
nathan
nathan who
nathan explosion
Uwe Boll
How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb?
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