• Silly stoner stories!
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[QUOTE=CjienX;30580039]did it work?[/QUOTE] No... She said I already got $20.
[QUOTE=kafurie;30587868]because of this thread i made a twitter [url]https://twitter.com/#!/kafurie[/url] and instantly someone is following me it sounds so creepy oh w8 nvm im useing a one i forgot i made ...[/QUOTE] i'm following you
We totally hijacked this thread.
i know hahaha "Silly sonter stories" became "Twitter discussion!"
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I was going to get high with a few friends, and the pot they had was that spice shit(can't remember what it's caleld), and they all smoked it, and were all going, "I'm soooo high right now xD" I look at them, and shook my head.
[QUOTE=JoeSkylynx;30614140]I was going to get high with a few friends, and the pot they had was that spice shit(can't remember what it's caleld), and they all smoked it, and were all going, "I'm soooo high right now xD" I look at them, and shook my head.[/QUOTE] what a silly stoner story
[QUOTE=JoeSkylynx;30614140]I was going to get high with a few friends, and the pot they had was that spice shit(can't remember what it's caleld), and they all smoked it, and were all going, "I'm soooo high right now xD" I look at them, and shook my head.[/QUOTE] not silly it's just dumb kids these days smoking what society says is cool "spice" "k2" "space" blah lol
Me and 2 other friends, let's call them A and E, were at E's house. We were in the living room, E was in the living room completely immersed in halo reach. Immersed enough for me and A to get up and walk into the kitchen and he didn't even notice. Me and A decide that it would be funny to toast an entire loaf of bread then put it back in the bag like a normal loaf of bread. Halfway through this E comes into the kitchen explaining how he was trying to talk to us back in the living room but we weren't there. He grabs a glass of soda and heads back down. I don't know how he didn't notice the nearly 1 foot tall stack of toast we made so far. We finished after like 10 minutes, E comes back up and finally notices what we were doing. We stared at each other for like 5 minutes before he finally comprehended what was happening. We ended up eating the entire thing. He got grounded and we were banned from his house because we made a huge mess and we ate too much.
I hate when people use letters for names in stories.
One time while high I held a lighter to a knife, then asked my mate if it was hot before putting on his hand. It was a moment of madness that I didn't think through. I let him smiley me later the same night. [editline]24th June 2011[/editline] One time on a walk we came to a stream that was below a four foot drop and was about three foot across. It took us about 15 minutes to muster up the courage to jump across, if I was sober I would've done it out right. The same thing with jumping from heights, it's really hard and scary when you're high compared to being sober.
i can't jump for shit when high lol
me and a few friends sitting in the living room right after our first hit, waiting for it to hit us. I look across the room and see a pic of him when he was in 4-5th grade, i go through a flashback of me and him in Summer camp as little kids and start remembering all the fun times from back in the day. I start to giggle then burst into outright laughter. My friends turn to me confused as to what im laughing at (apparently i looked like a crazy person laughing for no reason). I try to tell them but i cant due to the laughing. Then i remember a stupid phrase we used to say back then, schmigerniiegamann-guy. (yeah i know stupid and random, but we were kids when we made that word up) So, i randomly said it and he had this face as though he just realized the meaning of life. We spent the rest of the day just saying that word and cracking up.
Once I was smoking in my friends new house. I was so stoned I could feel all the letter 'x's in my body soaking into the bed I was laying on, and all the letter 'f's from the couch were soaking into my body.
I smoked waterpipe once with a bunch of friends,I liked the taste,but I couldn't stand the fuck still for 3 hours.
damn dude sounds sick can you hook me up with some waterpipe
Two friends of mine were tripping on shrooms. One of my friends took off to hang out with some other people, and we later saw him and he for some reason took some panties that had been laying outside for a while and put them on over his pants and was walking throughout the dorm with them on with a few different girls. It really didn't make sense, but was funny. He regretted doing that, especially because it was disgusting. [editline]26th June 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Doozle;30681146]One time on a walk we came to a stream that was below a four foot drop and was about three foot across. It took us about 15 minutes to muster up the courage to jump across, if I was sober I would've done it out right. The same thing with jumping from heights, it's really hard and scary when you're high compared to being sober.[/QUOTE] That's pretty common because loss of depth perception is very common with marijuana. There was some new documentary on marijuana and they took a bunch of British teens through the woods who were really high and this recorded something very similar and they of course went into explaining why these guys were having such a hard time deciding how big a gap was. The documentary overall was terrible so I will not utter its name. So it's the loss of depth perception coupled with anxiety and just being high. Some people get 2d vision, like where everything looks like a cardboard cutout placed at different depths, and I can't imagine judging any kind of distance in that state.
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