I never realised so many guys sat down.
Can someone get the message to my friggen' family?
Mostly stand but if I feel tired or lazy I'll sit
I literally never sat on a toilet to specifically take a piss.
i crouch in front of the toilet
i like the challenge
I sit. Firstly because peeing is a relaxing activity, secondly because my first job involved cleaning toilets for a living and I know how nasty it gets. Even when you think your aim is perfect, thousands of tiny droplets of piss that you won't really see at first will scatter all over the bowl and seat. Set some printer paper around the edge of the bowl and try it yourself, you'll see.
[QUOTE=Im Crimson;47387436]I sit. Firstly because peeing is a relaxing activity, secondly because my first job involved cleaning toilets for a living and I know how nasty it gets. Even when you think your aim is perfect, thousands of tiny droplets of piss that you won't really see at first will scatter all over the bowl and seat. Set some printer paper around the edge of the bowl and try it yourself, you'll see.[/QUOTE]
DONT RUIN PEEING FOR ME
[QUOTE=Neckbird;47387397]i crouch in front of the toilet
i like the challenge[/QUOTE]
I skip rope. Get on my level.
i stand hands-free
I sit on the floor and try to create an arc as high as I can.
Sit. But I'm also female, and I rather suspect standing to do my business would create too much of a mess.
[QUOTE=daigennki;47385782]An interesting thing that came upon my mind after looking at the amount of times my brother peed on the damn toilet seat. I sit, for that exact reason. It doesn't go all over the place.[/QUOTE]
So you sit on the toilet so you can sit on your brother's piss? :v:
[editline]24th March 2015[/editline]
Standing, JUST LIFT THE DAMN TOILET SEAT UP IF YOU DONT WANT TO GET IT DIRTY.
I sit because it is more discrete and not as obnoxiously loud as pissing upright. adding to what someone said before, it's cleaner since it reduces splashes and potential accidents. just gotta be careful not to dip anything into the water because that shit is always cold
but if its a public toilet, hell no im not sitting on that
edit: its called a restroom for a reason, who rests standing on their feet?? ya goofballs
Sitting ftw, facilities overtime i.e. I can meditate or browse on my smartphone whilst outputting
At home I sit because I often also take a shit while peeing.
At places other at home I stand though.
On a toilet bowl, I sit. And why would I do anything else? I understand that for some people its like an ego thing and you lose male cred if you don't. Just the amount of times I've heard FUCK YOU I'M MALE I STAND BECAUSE I CAN... don't get me wrong, I like to pee standing up. I use urinals if available and after the pub I am as much of a sensible public urinator as the next guy but I just don't see any reason other than pride, vanity and ignorance to insist on standing up ALWAYS NO DISCUSSION ALLOWED. Even if you're one of those guys who go like NONONO I HAVE PERFECT AIM AND THE CLEANEST, SUREST TECHNIQUE... no, my toilet is not a talent show, just take your piss in the cleanest possible manner. No matter what you do, piss sprays back out from the toilet and thats fucking gross. And I don't care about you giving your word that you are way better than everyone else, its not a gamble I'm willing to take. Just sit down, it wont kill your back and your balls won't go flushing after your piss
Now take in mind, I am taking about being respectful of clean, well kept toilets and the businesses or people associated with them. I won't stand up pissing at my own, my parents, my work place's, a restaurant's or anyone's toilet that I respect as far as cleanliness and care is considered. That horrifying, overflowing china abomination at the local pub with the turd climbing down the side is not something I'd ever expect anyone to sit down on, neither is any place where the level of cleanliness is so low that a few droplets of pee won't make matters worse.
But I always respect a clean, well kept toilet.
I always go sitting down.
Unless I'm outside.
I always sit. I was raised to sit on the toilet no matter what. For some reason if I'm standing, I can't get it to come out, even if my bladder is full to bursting. It just feels wicked uncomfortable to urinate while standing. Plus there's absolutely no risk of getting any on the seat.
Also if you piss on the seat without putting the seat up, you deserve to be burned at the stake and have your entire family deported to Siberia.
I have never sit on the toilet just to pee on purpose (sometimes I thought I needed to shit but nothing came out). I have no problem lifting the seat up and I think it's less effort to just piss standing than to sit down and up. You come, piss, go.
Also this is just a guess but I expect that if I sat just to pee I'd get an urge to shit, too.
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these days sit i can't handle the responsibility of keeping the piss stream under control any more.
Sitters are quitters. Stand all the way!
sit at home
pee on the walls at public places
Looks like there are more girls on Facepunch than I thought.
[QUOTE=pansarkurt;47388475][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/wAcKeIj.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]
gonna try this now, i need to piss
i like sitting its chill
but u gotta stand because its easier to take a whizz than to take a seat
Standing. I don't like ny dick touching the toilet. Also, I already spend enough time a day on ny ass so I have no problem with standing for 20s to piss.
I don't waste precious time and energy just to sit down and pee.
[QUOTE=gary spivey;47385901]Standing
I don't know why, though, I manage to get piss on the floor [I]every single[/I] time without exception[/QUOTE]
What kind of dane are you even? That can't be just beer!
Hold the flag high people of Denmark! Stand and piss with a good aim with your mind sharpened by the golden danish wonder of fermented crops and flowers!
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[QUOTE=NeverGoWest;47392329]What kind of dane are you even? That can't be just beer!
Hold the flag high people of Denmark! Stand and piss with a good aim with your mind sharpened by the golden danish wonder of fermented crops and flowers![/QUOTE]
If it's not beer, it's hard motherfuckin' liquor
But, regardless, it's usually in the beginning of the pissing, where the stream seems to automatically veer off to the edge of the toilet to spray it on the floor like some evil force
[editline]25th March 2015[/editline]
[QUOTE=Sentryturret;47387640]I rather suspect standing to do my business would create too much of a mess.[/QUOTE]
With a little creativity, not necessarily
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