Sit.
Not uncommon for me to have your pee splitting in two and you don't want to stand up when that happens unless you love cleaning duty.
[QUOTE=gary spivey;47392919]If it's not beer, it's hard motherfuckin' liquor
But, regardless, it's usually in the beginning of the pissing, where the stream seems to automatically veer off to the edge of the toilet to spray it on the floor like some evil force
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With a little creativity, not necessarily
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Oh, like Akvavit or Gammel Dansk? If its some of that ruski vodka your totally wrong on it. You use that to clean stuff with, don't drink it like you are some sort of north swede!
The spraying stuff usually happens if I am somehow too screwed up to pull back my foreskin, so now I just automatically pull back the hose shroud and give it a soft pressure, just let it whizz out like any industrious, intelligent, smart dane does.
We need to write a manifest of how to piss like a real dane.
[QUOTE=pentium;47386743]I piss in the sink.
There was a thread on this years ago with a useful diagram.[/QUOTE]
do you consider toilet bowls advanced technology or something
[QUOTE=Im Crimson;47387436]I sit. Firstly because peeing is a relaxing activity, secondly because my first job involved cleaning toilets for a living and I know how nasty it gets. Even when you think your aim is perfect, thousands of tiny droplets of piss that you won't really see at first will scatter all over the bowl and seat. Set some printer paper around the edge of the bowl and try it yourself, you'll see.[/QUOTE]
This is why I always wipe the seat before I sit down. No exceptions. I'm not even safe in my own home.
If I only have to pee I stand up 99% of the time, but sometimes I just want to sit on the toilet and read an article or something if I have free time.
I usually clean the seat after I'm done too, but not always.
I sit. Because of the painkillers I take daily will make it harder for me to piss so I sit to let gravity do most of the work and cause its easier to push. Every now and again I'll stand, if I have to or am in a rush.
[QUOTE=Luxuria;47392367]lunge
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I'll be honest, I've actually done the lunge a few times; I have terrible aim and sometimes I'm too lazy to take my pants off so it's a good compromise between sitting and standing.
whenever i need to piss, i just get the op to open his mouth
I both piss and shit in T-pose. Everything just spawns in midair, and lands in the toilet bowl.
Seriously though, I've always stood, aside from those times where I have to piss when shitting.
I stand up and pee. I feel like I wouldn't be able to squirt out the last bit of piss if I were to sit, resulting in me wetting my pants a little.
I stand if i have to take a piss, but i mean, if its a shit, ill sit, but you know, im also a female saying i stand which is really uncommon, but its fucking cold man, i don't want to sit when i know its going to be fucking cold.
Sit.
I need peace and tranquility to piss. Fuck knows how people feel comfortable pissing 18 inches away from another dude
[QUOTE=Monkah;47397468]Sit.
I need peace and tranquility to piss. Fuck knows how people feel comfortable pissing 18 inches away from another dude[/QUOTE]
i don't understand why people can't piss next to each other at a urinal, like im actually curious, can you elaborate? it's not like you're touching dicks or something
I sit because whenever I piss standing up, my dick decides to release another load of piss into my underwear as soon as i zip up and flush.
[QUOTE=Bumrang;47397785]i don't understand why people can't piss next to each other at a urinal, like im actually curious, can you elaborate? it's not like you're touching dicks or something[/QUOTE]
Maybe he's insecure about touching his dong, it's size or maybe he fears he would look at the other dude's dong.
[QUOTE=arbio22;47398197]I sit because whenever I piss standing up, my dick decides to release another load of piss into my underwear as soon as i zip up and flush.[/QUOTE]
that's why you shake your willy after you're done pissing. didn't your daddy teach you anything?
I will Sit and pee when I am at home, doesn't bother me there.
But anywhere else such as my school bathroom or a public bathroom, you can forget about it. I absolutely do not need to contract a virus spread through skin contact and later find out it came from a fucking toilet seat. Also, not to confuse some dumb bastard that I'm some prostitute waiting in a stall.
Standing, unless I have to take a shit at the same time.
Sit at home, standing when in public restrooms or friends' places.
[QUOTE=Bumrang;47397785]i don't understand why people can't piss next to each other at a urinal, like im actually curious, can you elaborate? it's not like you're touching dicks or something[/QUOTE]
As someone who pathologically can't use urinals, it's because I've got really bad shy bladder. I even have trouble pissing when someone is in a neighboring stall unless I go "stealth mode".
I do a handstand
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