[QUOTE=DarkOps;26214187]There once was a thread on facepunch.
Inside was shitty anti-humor jokes.[/QUOTE]
[sp] to get to the other side [/sp]
[QUOTE=shatteredwindow;26216414]An Asian, black man, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The bartender says "Get the fuck out."[/QUOTE]
Gran Torino was an awesome movie
A snail is crawling on the steps of this guy's house, the guy walks out the door on his way to work, sees the snail, picks it up, and throws it into the backyard. The snail crashes against a fence and his shell is almost completely shattered. He collects himself, and starts making a crawl back towards the front of the house. After about a year of crawling he finally makes it back to the front porch. At the same time, the man comes outside again on his way to work, looks at the snail, leans down and says:
"WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM?!"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
[sp] Orange you glad I didnt say "to get to the other side"[/sp]
So a man walked into a bar.
He got several fatal gunshot wounds and died on the spot.
shenanigansen
What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?
Gangrape.
[editline]22nd November 2010[/editline]
What did the pedophile say to the little girl?
"I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"
no soap radio
Say what motha FUCKA?!
One day, there's a Father
and then, The father have a son
A finnish guy and a russian guy went to a sauna, the russian guy died and the finnish guy slipped into coma.
[QUOTE=Blockjuice II;26214421]That was more of a statement than an anti-joke.
Pretty much like what this reply is.[/QUOTE]
It is a true statement.
Two mushrooms are standing on a bridge when all of a sudden the first one asks "Who jumps first?"
The other one replies "Shut the fuck up, mushrooms can't even talk."
What do you get when you cross an elephant with an orange.
an Elephant and an Orange.
A man was strolling down the park one day and saw a lamp. Inside was a genie, he granted him three wishes.
'I wish for women!' shouted the man.
'I wish for gold!' he shouted, again.
[sp]plplplplplpl[/sp]
He had drowned.
What's brown and sticky?
[sp]Shit.[/sp]
What did the egg say to the other egg.
Nothing as eggs have no vocal chords.
What do you tell someone whos jacking off on the other side of the road?
[sp]to cum to the other side [/sp]
what did the turret say to the other turret
[sp]are you still there?[/sp]
Knock knock
Who's there?
It's the police, your husband has been involved in a fatal car collision.
[QUOTE=Raptortheawesome;26225324]What's brown and sticky?
[sp]Shit.[/sp][/QUOTE]
Before I clicked the spoiler tag I knew it was coming and I still laughed.
Horse walks in to a bar
Bartender asks
"Why the long face?"
-"I have been diagnosed with cancer."
[QUOTE=ButtsexV2;26216152]a man walks into a bar
he is an alcohol and it is ruining his family[/QUOTE]
I wish I was an alcohol.
Hitler has the highest K/D.
There once was a man named "Jack the Ripper..."
... oh look, the last Dorito
A rabbi, a priest, and a muslim walks into a bar.
Everyone but the muslim orders a drink.
[QUOTE=Mryamanami;26226001]What do you tell someone whos jacking off on the other side of the road?
[sp]to cum to the other side [/sp][/QUOTE]
thats actually a joke
Darfur
[QUOTE=TheXbriteEco;26220905]One day, there's a Father
and then, The father have a son[/QUOTE]
After that he was disappoint.
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