Slapped my friend's girlfriend's ass in front of him
while he was walking in on us having sex
went on /b/
Stole a coke.
I'm drinking soft drink and eating prinkles... And it's only 11:33 in the morning :ohdear:
[QUOTE=Nautsabes;17763831]I struck my wife when we ran out of vanilla ice cream.
Then I found out my wife has been dead for the last 6 years. Who the hell did I hit?[/QUOTE]
[img]http://aardvarks.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/wilford_brimley.jpg[/img]
Fappity Fap fap.
:fappery:
I got a boner from a guy.
Well it's bad for the majority.
[QUOTE=Nautsabes;17763831]I struck my wife when we ran out of vanilla ice cream.
Then I found out my wife has been dead for the last 6 years. Who the hell did I hit?[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=yellowoboe;17765761][img]http://old.filesmelt.com/Imagehosting/pics/9d0ec65ecd1a2c094987e3dafc6b4902.gif[/img][/QUOTE]
that actually looks pretty cool
I was making out with one of my friends who in hindsight I really shouldn't have been but it was fun regardless.
[QUOTE=Nautsabes;17763831]I struck my wife when we ran out of vanilla ice cream.
Then I found out my wife has been dead for the last 6 years. Who the hell did I hit?[/QUOTE]
it was phone!
i kept my shit in my ass...
Stole a coke
Made someone feel sad.
I accidentally charged some lady for 4 drinks when she only wanted 3. I don't think she realized. :|
I was playing bomb the base II in GTA4 and I detonated a grenade in our chopper, killing all 4 of us
i am not proud of my sins
i fapped to furry
Stole 45$ worth of games from EA, using the method from this thread: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=827457[/url]
Note, it's fixed but to those who got the cd keys, enjoy, as I will.
I fapped.
I err. You know...
[QUOTE=yellowoboe;17762001]I masturbated.
Forgive me father for I have sinned.[/QUOTE]
I second this.
Swore at my grandmother, she's leaving for my country of bosnia tomorrow, and she visited us for 2 months, and I feel horrible
I filled my milkshake cup that was now empty, with Coke.
:smug:
[quote=duraflex;17768485]swore at my grandmother, she's leaving for my country of bosnia tomorrow, and she visited us for 2 months, and i feel horrible[/quote]
YOU MOTHER FUCKER
/feelbad
fap
Told people on Omegle I was a 16 year old girl to get Lockerz invites. Awwe Yeah still got one though.
Overcharged a guy at work.
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