Daddy long legs would take a fucking bullet for you. They are your greatest ally, your guy on the inside, your knight in shining exoskeleton. Aid in his services with necessary air support and engage in jolly co-operation.
[QUOTE=Magmacow358;41488895]Oh shit, I forgot about my phone. I hardly use the thing, TBH. It's dead right now, I'll have to charge it a bit. Will return once I got some pics.
[editline]16th July 2013[/editline]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/5VKKswJ.jpg[/IMG]
My phone is old-ish, and it's camera sucks. I couldn't get a clear picture of the others, but they all look the same.
They are undoubtedly the biggest longlegs spiders I've ever seen.[/QUOTE]
That's just a ordinary spider, a couple of days back I slapped one which was on the wall,
still hangs there dead.
You know what? You're not being haunted by spiders. Get real.
[I]You're being hunted.[/I]
There is only one way out of this...
Drink petrol until you start pissing it then hold a match/lighter to your cock and burn the bastards with your golden flames.
Then stomp them Dead Space style to make sure they are dead.
He showed up again briefly last night, same spot as always. By morning him and his friends had all vanished once more.
He's there at night and not at day. Seems like a pretty good arrangement.
Maybe they're nomadic?
[QUOTE=Squeaky;41514456]Maybe they're nomadic?[/QUOTE]
Not ruling that one out. He keeps going back and forth between my bathroom and that same spot on the wall. No idea where his friends went. (Aside from one, which is on the ceiling still.)
Edit: So after finding 4 of them in my bathroom, I finally put my foot down and got out the ol' paper and cup. I evicted two of them, but left the small one that's been there forever, and the ones in the hall and next to my toilet (Only because I couldn't find them)
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