• You get hard, you lose
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The rules of this thread is to try to make the other users horny/hard or to masturbait. However, at the same time, the rules for yourself are to avoid getting hard or horny or to even masturbait. You can use a variety of techniques ranging from images, to videos and text even. I'll start with a simple line... She was a brunett, with curl'ish hair, brown'ish eyes, soft red'ish; warm, cheeks, round edges, glossy lipstick and an amazing smile. She had very large round breasts, not too small or big, but very nice breasts and had a perfect body, overall. She had came into the room, smiling at me for some reason until she had pushed me onto the bed. She seduced me into closing my eyes - telling me she had a surprise for me in mind if I closed my eyes and didn't hold any restraints against her. She had began to tie me very fast, I restrained a little but she assured me that it was only for fun. After tying me up, she got some cream, pink'ish cream in a small tub called "orgasm cream". She had showed me the tub and had told me that there was nothing I could do now. Puzzled I was until I noticed... "Warning: This product is no way at all intended for males but females only - males will experience a massive orgasm of which could be too big and they could cum their entire testicals, possibly putting them in a lower state of mind or potentially a coma due to the amount of consequences upon the brain from the massive orgasm". I attempted to move, but she wouldn't let me. I knew this was a bad idea, but begun to become very aroused. Little did I know, she had already been rubbing the orgasm cream over my penis and had began stripping herself naked. I became slightly worried but at the same time, had become extremely aroused. She had rubbed more on my penis, making me harder and harder and more aroused. After she had finished rubbing the cream on my penis, she had said she was going to "ride me". As a result of being sexually illiterate, I was unsure as to what she mean't until she had sat on my penis - placing her vagina deeply over my cock - swallowing it on me. Similar to masturbaition, but a lot nicer, much more smooth, soft and ultimately the best feeling I had ever experienced, she had practically fucked me; well my penis to be precise, but all had felt amazing... until I had started to cum crazy. After she had finished fucking me, she had began masturbaiting and sucking me penis until well... the consequences arrived but I couldn't really consider them as a consequence, as it was ultimately the best feeling anyone could experience - the best orgasm a male could experience. Until I had woken up out of bed from being shouted for school in the morning.
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Hehehe, penis.
HAHA I WIN! I CANNOT GET HARD! :D :(
Lol, I just played with the spitting llama, there is no way you can make me answer the bone a-phone, oh yeah! I am waiting 'til later tonight to rope the pony, so I'm not going to stroke my poker, oh no. Even though I like to thump the pump, it can get boring to Appeas Quetzelcoatl if you do it too often. Just kidding, it's always fun to whip the one eyed wonder. Y'know, to measure for condoms, to play with Susi Palmer and her five friends! No if stands or but(t)s! I'm gonna be really anal about this!
You are going to like this. True story. It was the end of 8th grade, and my best friend threw a little party because his parents were away for a couple days. What kind of party can a 8th grader throw, you know? So only about 7 people showed up. 6 dudes...1 girl. Just as you would expect, some crazy shit happened. This girl was a freak, but hot as hell. She would always have that seductive look on her face... the kind that gets you aroused just by looking at her. We were all good friends in school, but never really chilled outside of it. We were all about 14, and really sexually inexperienced. This girl however, has fucked at least 20 different guys. From the moment she walked in the house, we could tell what she wanted. Lost in her desire, she began to grind up on the host. They made out for about 10 minutes, but this girl wanted more. She made us all go into the host's room, and play a modified version of spin the bottle. Basically, instead of just making out, she would decide what to do with the guy. At first we were shy, but pretty soon we all started to jack off while the girl did whatever she pleased. The situation quickly escalated. She was getting fucked in turns, by 3 different guys, fighting over her pussy like the kids that they were. I would've joined them, but then she waved me to come over. My dick was probably the hardest its ever been. Sticking straight out, and pulsating; I felt like it was gonna explode. To my surprise, she grabbed it and just stuck it in her mouth without warning. I had never had my dick sucked before, but let me tell you, it was amazing. Game as it was, I was ready to cum in seconds. I didn't know what to do, so I asked her where I should blow my load. And at that moment, she said something I will never forget. She turned to me and said, "read the first word of each paragraph." [B]Edit:[/B] Holy fuck 200 funnies. [B]Edit:[/B] Sweet mother of Raptor Jesus 300 funnies.
Yjltg? Lol whoops, I just lost the game. (I'm an idiot, I thought it said letter, not word. D'oh..)
[QUOTE=kloaz]:words:[/QUOTE] Clever.
[QUOTE=kloaz]You are going to like this. True story. It was the end of 8th grade, and my best friend threw a little party because his parents were away for a couple days. What kind of party can a 8th grader throw, you know? So only about 7 people showed up. 6 dudes...1 girl. Just as you would expect, some crazy shit happened. This girl was a freak, but hot as hell. She would always have that seductive look on her face... the kind that gets you aroused just by looking at her. We were all good friends in school, but never really chilled outside of it. We were all about 14, and really sexually inexperienced. This girl however, has fucked at least 20 different guys. From the moment she walked in the house, we could tell what she wanted. Lost in her desire, she began to grind up on the host. They made out for about 10 minutes, but this girl wanted more. She made us all go into the host's room, and play a modified version of spin the bottle. Basically, instead of just making out, she would decide what to do with the guy. At first we were shy, but pretty soon we all started to jack off while the girl did whatever she pleased. The situation quickly escalated. She was getting fucked in turns, by 3 different guys, fighting over her pussy like the kids that they were. I would've joined them, but then she waved me to come over. My dick was probably the hardest its ever been. Sticking straight out, and pulsating; I felt like it was gonna explode. To my surprise, she grabbed it and just stuck it in her mouth without warning. I had never had my dick sucked before, but let me tell you, it was amazing. Game as it was, I was ready to cum in seconds. I didn't know what to do, so I asked her where I should blow my load. And at that moment, she said something I will never forget. She turned to me and said, "read the first word of each paragraph."[/QUOTE] This is why I love you
I fucking bet you'll all loose now. [IMG]http://i36.tinypic.com/wk6bd5.jpg[/IMG] OH GOD! She'll rape you in your sleep! [B]IN YOUR SLEEP![/B]
oh god i'm going to throw up. again.
[QUOTE=Neipsy][url]http://www.redtube.com/16903[/url][/QUOTE] Damnit, lost :mad:. :q:
[QUOTE=Mud Cake]oh god i'm going to throw up. again.[/QUOTE] She'll rape you in your sleep! [B]IN YOUR SLEEP![/B]
[QUOTE=Rixxz4] [IMG]http://i36.tinypic.com/wk6bd5.jpg[/IMG] OH GOD! She'll rape you in your sleep! [B]IN YOUR SLEEP![/B][/QUOTE] What the fuck is wrong with her cheeks dude jesus
[QUOTE=kloaz]You are going to like this. True story. It was the end of 8th grade, and my best friend threw a little party because his parents were away for a couple days. What kind of party can a 8th grader throw, you know? So only about 7 people showed up. 6 dudes...1 girl. Just as you would expect, some crazy shit happened. This girl was a freak, but hot as hell. She would always have that seductive look on her face... the kind that gets you aroused just by looking at her. We were all good friends in school, but never really chilled outside of it. We were all about 14, and really sexually inexperienced. This girl however, has fucked at least 20 different guys. From the moment she walked in the house, we could tell what she wanted. Lost in her desire, she began to grind up on the host. They made out for about 10 minutes, but this girl wanted more. She made us all go into the host's room, and play a modified version of spin the bottle. Basically, instead of just making out, she would decide what to do with the guy. At first we were shy, but pretty soon we all started to jack off while the girl did whatever she pleased. The situation quickly escalated. She was getting fucked in turns, by 3 different guys, fighting over her pussy like the kids that they were. I would've joined them, but then she waved me to come over. My dick was probably the hardest its ever been. Sticking straight out, and pulsating; I felt like it was gonna explode. To my surprise, she grabbed it and just stuck it in her mouth without warning. I had never had my dick sucked before, but let me tell you, it was amazing. Game as it was, I was ready to cum in seconds. I didn't know what to do, so I asked her where I should blow my load. And at that moment, she said something I will never forget. She turned to me and said, "read the first word of each paragraph."[/QUOTE] Genious my friend, genious.
I won, just because I'm cool. And I didn't read and watch any of those things you posted :v: but that hamster girl is fucking ugly I think
[img]http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/e/e9/Tokio-bill-2.jpg[/img] :ninja:
[QUOTE=cricket50][img]http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/e/e9/Tokio-bill-2.jpg[/img] :ninja:[/QUOTE] [img]http://seoblackhat.com/images/its-a-trap-admiral-akbar.jpg[/img]
I think I won. I'm too lazy to read the story, and the first pic is ugly, second is a guy (seen it before).
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[QUOTE=PatrickT][url]http://www.redtube.com/15083[/url][/QUOTE] What the fuck is on her vagina
Wow, I read it all and I'm not hard... you know I'm glad I won, but now I worry for my masculinity... :(
[QUOTE=kloaz]You are going to like this. True story. It was the end of 8th grade, and my best friend threw a little party because his parents were away for a couple days. What kind of party can a 8th grader throw, you know? So only about 7 people showed up. 6 dudes...1 girl. Just as you would expect, some crazy shit happened. This girl was a freak, but hot as hell. She would always have that seductive look on her face... the kind that gets you aroused just by looking at her. We were all good friends in school, but never really chilled outside of it. We were all about 14, and really sexually inexperienced. This girl however, has fucked at least 20 different guys. From the moment she walked in the house, we could tell what she wanted. Lost in her desire, she began to grind up on the host. They made out for about 10 minutes, but this girl wanted more. She made us all go into the host's room, and play a modified version of spin the bottle. Basically, instead of just making out, she would decide what to do with the guy. At first we were shy, but pretty soon we all started to jack off while the girl did whatever she pleased. The situation quickly escalated. She was getting fucked in turns, by 3 different guys, fighting over her pussy like the kids that they were. I would've joined them, but then she waved me to come over. My dick was probably the hardest its ever been. Sticking straight out, and pulsating; I felt like it was gonna explode. To my surprise, she grabbed it and just stuck it in her mouth without warning. I had never had my dick sucked before, but let me tell you, it was amazing. Game as it was, I was ready to cum in seconds. I didn't know what to do, so I asked her where I should blow my load. And at that moment, she said something I will never forget. She turned to me and said, "read the first word of each paragraph."[/QUOTE] [img]http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa223/baconwarriors/jl44s4-1.gif[/img]
[QUOTE=someuser8928]"Warning: This product is no way at all intended for males but females only - males will experience a massive orgasm of which could be too big and they could cum their entire testicals, possibly putting them in a lower state of mind or potentially a coma due to the amount of consequences upon the brain from the massive orgasm".[/QUOTE] Wow, that is really stupid. Sounds like it was typed by a 12 year old.
What about the hot girls thread...?
[QUOTE=cricket50][img]http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/e/e9/Tokio-bill-2.jpg[/img] :ninja:[/QUOTE] I just lost.
Nothing you can do will get me hard
[QUOTE=Wolverader]I just lost.[/QUOTE] Is now the best time for me to tell you it's a [b]man?[/b] [b]Edit[/b] Check it! No tits! [img]http://www.fanzona.tv/uploads/posts/1183806631_bill_kl1.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=cricket50]Is now the best time for me to tell you it's a [b]man?[/b] [b]Edit[/b] Check it! No tits! [img]http://www.fanzona.tv/uploads/posts/1183806631_bill_kl1.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Yea, I still lose. Tits can be arranged.
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