• You get hard, you lose
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[QUOTE=kloaz;12440855]You are going to like this. True story. It was the end of 8th grade, and my best friend threw a little party because his parents were away for a couple days. What kind of party can a 8th grader throw, you know? So only about 7 people showed up. 6 dudes...1 girl. Just as you would expect, some crazy shit happened. This girl was a freak, but hot as hell. She would always have that seductive look on her face... the kind that gets you aroused just by looking at her. We were all good friends in school, but never really chilled outside of it. We were all about 14, and really sexually inexperienced. This girl however, has fucked at least 20 different guys. From the moment she walked in the house, we could tell what she wanted. Lost in her desire, she began to grind up on the host. They made out for about 10 minutes, but this girl wanted more. She made us all go into the host's room, and play a modified version of spin the bottle. Basically, instead of just making out, she would decide what to do with the guy. At first we were shy, but pretty soon we all started to jack off while the girl did whatever she pleased. The situation quickly escalated. She was getting fucked in turns, by 3 different guys, fighting over her pussy like the kids that they were. I would've joined them, but then she waved me to come over. My dick was probably the hardest its ever been. Sticking straight out, and pulsating; I felt like it was gonna explode. To my surprise, she grabbed it and just stuck it in her mouth without warning. I had never had my dick sucked before, but let me tell you, it was amazing. Game as it was, I was ready to cum in seconds. I didn't know what to do, so I asked her where I should blow my load. And at that moment, she said something I will never forget. She turned to me and said, "read the first word of each paragraph." [B]Edit:[/B] Holy fuck 200 funnies. [B]Edit:[/B] Sweet mother of Raptor Jesus 300 funnies.[/QUOTE] Oh yeah, I remember a few years ago when "The Game" was kind of funny.
[IMG]http://i48.tinypic.com/28tw77n.png[/IMG] You all just lost the gain
[QUOTE=TheIceman;20437034][url]http://www.slutload.com/watch/WU8QMmvHBQ5/FTV-FTVGIRLS-RILEE-VIDEO-PREVIEW-11-2-09.html[/url] You ALL just lost.[/QUOTE] Not when there's an ad on the side that has a guy holding his dick
Damn! Fucking lost!
[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;12687948][B][U]I WILL ABIDE THIS HERESY NO MORE.[/U][/B] Don't post another Goddamned picture. Up until now, I've been polite. If you post anything else -- picture one -- I will kill myself. And when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the master of that dark place. From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you, this fear engine will bore a hole between this world and that one. When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming -- as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of nothing will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark work will begin. I will open one of my six mouths and I will sing the song that ends the Earth.[/QUOTE] *CLAP*... *CLAP*... *CLAP*.........................*CLAP* I'm Aetheist but that was fucking awesome... also, I thank you for being the person to FINALLY say something about that crap... :P
[QUOTE=w00tman64;12444895]No. Some anime girl. I think her name starts with an A... I would know... :q:[/QUOTE] Nope I am sure that's a Draenei. I've been playing WoW for like 3-4 years so I would know! :colbert: [editline]09:49PM[/editline] :frown:
Wow 4 week bumb.
i dare you guys to get me hard! i am very difficult :smug:
[QUOTE=kloaz;12440855]>You< are going to like this. True story. It was the end of 8th grade, and my best friend threw a little party because his parents were away for a couple days. What kind of party can a 8th grader throw, you know? So only about 7 people showed up. 6 dudes...1 girl. >Just< as you would expect, some crazy shit happened. This girl was a freak, but hot as hell. She would always have that seductive look on her face... the kind that gets you aroused just by looking at her. We were all good friends in school, but never really chilled outside of it. We were all about 14, and really sexually inexperienced. This girl however, has fucked at least 20 different guys. From the moment she walked in the house, we could tell what she wanted. >Lost< in her desire, she began to grind up on the host. They made out for about 10 minutes, but this girl wanted more. She made us all go into the host's room, and play a modified version of spin the bottle. Basically, instead of just making out, she would decide what to do with the guy. At first we were shy, but pretty soon we all started to jack off while the girl did whatever she pleased. >The< situation quickly escalated. She was getting fucked in turns, by 3 different guys, fighting over her pussy like the kids that they were. I would've joined them, but then she waved me to come over. My dick was probably the hardest its ever been. Sticking straight out, and pulsating; I felt like it was gonna explode. To my surprise, she grabbed it and just stuck it in her mouth without warning. I had never had my dick sucked before, but let me tell you, it was amazing. >Game< as it was, I was ready to cum in seconds. I didn't know what to do, so I asked her where I should blow my load. And at that moment, she said something I will never forget. She turned to me and said, "read the first word of each paragraph." [B]Edit:[/B] Holy fuck 200 funnies. [B]Edit:[/B] Sweet mother of Raptor Jesus 300 funnies.[/QUOTE] Goddammit... well lucky for meh a had already lost a mere minute and 44 seconds before reading that. [editline]11th April 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=DynamicPenis;12689004][url]http://www.efukt.com/2339_The_Worst_Sex_Accident_Of_All_Time.html[/url] I warn you, may disturb some.[/QUOTE] Ow, my fucking head... >_<
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