AM I SUPPOSED TO BE IMPRESSED.
mimimi.
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Alright, you guys are gonna get the story of a life time. I will make this up as I go along.
I was sitting at home all alone reading a book. The book was quite interesting, but I didn't feel like sitting at home reading all day, so I headed out the to nearest bar. I had my usual whiskey with vodka. 2 hours later, I came home drunk and just plopped onto my bed.
I just sat there looking at the ceiling for hours while giggling like a girl. Then, someone was knocking at my front door. I peered through my front window and saw that it was some UPS girl delivering a package. I opened the door and took the box. After doing so, she expected a tip for bringing such a heavy package to my door. I had no money, so instead, I invited her in for some coffee. We sat there talking for about a half hour. We talked about the coffee and why it was good. It was the dumbest conversation ever.
With no warning, she suddenly started rubbing my leg. She didn't come off to me as a slut, but I went along with it to see where it would go. As she inched closer to my dick, I began to rub her exterior vaginal area. SHE THEN GOT REALLY HORNY AND THREW HER DICK ONTO MY SHOULDER AND BEGAN TO SLAP ME SILLY. SO I SLAPPED HER AND THAT BITCH GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT. THEN I CAME EVERYWHERE AND LEFT TO GO...
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[QUOTE=Geëerdei_Erf][img]http://seoblackhat.com/images/its-a-trap-admiral-akbar.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
I lost. :(
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Oh wait. :ssh:
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Is it possible for me to lose when I can't get "hard"? :v:
Heh... That's funny... I suppose you can't lose if you can't get "hard"..
'Prolly gonna make a [i]lot[/i] of poeple lose,
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[QUOTE=PUNCHYOU]'Prolly gonna make a [i]lot[/i] of poeple win,
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You...You bastard
[QUOTE=PUNCHYOU]'Prolly gonna make a [i]lot[/i] of poeple lose,
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:argh:
THAT WAS A FOUL TRICK!
I'm winnig, and I looked at everything on the thread!
I am such a controlled guy.
I was going to lose until the guy posted the mass effect thing and made me lose my semi boner... :v:
[img]http://img518.imageshack.us/img518/5708/gvfvgjhment1qs2.jpg[/img]
Now who might get pass this one eh? :)
[QUOTE=nerfer2]I'm winnig, and I looked at everything on the thread!
I am such a controlled guy.
I was going to lose until the guy posted the mass effect thing and made me lose my semi boner... :v:[/QUOTE]
Your welcum.
[QUOTE=hl2pooV3][img]http://img518.imageshack.us/img518/5708/gvfvgjhment1qs2.jpg[/img]
Now who might get pass this one eh? :)[/QUOTE]
Still winning... ok guys... CHALLENGE ME!
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Is that a Drainei?
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You know, from warcraft?
No. Some anime girl. I think her name starts with an A... I would know... :q:
[QUOTE=Jon-Ace][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3LHBq6fYVw[/media]
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Close..so close...
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Not there yet though
[QUOTE=Jon-Ace][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3LHBq6fYVw[/media]
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I lost
I have never laughed so hard in my life as I have in this thread.
[QUOTE=PUNCHYOU]'Prolly gonna make a [i]lot[/i] of poeple lose,
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:vomit:
[QUOTE=Rampooch][IMG]http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x148/Rampage147/pervpink.gif[/IMG]
oh yeah.[/QUOTE]
I'm a bad person, I lost.
[QUOTE=PUNCHYOU]'Prolly gonna make a [i]lot[/i] of poeple lose,
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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- D:<
I'm winning. I have so much control.
[QUOTE=cricket50]Is now the best time for me to tell you it's a [b]man?[/b]
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Check it! No tits!
[img]http://www.fanzona.tv/uploads/posts/1183806631_bill_kl1.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
Someone photo shop his body into a woman. Do it. I dare you.
[QUOTE=kloaz]You are going to like this. True story. It was the end of 8th grade, and my best friend threw a little party because his parents were away for a couple days. What kind of party can a 8th grader throw, you know? So only about 7 people showed up. 6 dudes...1 girl.
Just as you would expect, some crazy shit happened. This girl was a freak, but hot as hell. She would always have that seductive look on her face... the kind that gets you aroused just by looking at her. We were all good friends in school, but never really chilled outside of it. We were all about 14, and really sexually inexperienced. This girl however, has fucked at least 20 different guys. From the moment she walked in the house, we could tell what she wanted.
Lost in her desire, she began to grind up on the host. They made out for about 10 minutes, but this girl wanted more. She made us all go into the host's room, and play a modified version of spin the bottle. Basically, instead of just making out, she would decide what to do with the guy. At first we were shy, but pretty soon we all started to jack off while the girl did whatever she pleased.
The situation quickly escalated. She was getting fucked in turns, by 3 different guys, fighting over her pussy like the kids that they were. I would've joined them, but then she waved me to come over. My dick was probably the hardest its ever been. Sticking straight out, and pulsating; I felt like it was gonna explode. To my surprise, she grabbed it and just stuck it in her mouth without warning. I had never had my dick sucked before, but let me tell you, it was amazing.
Game as it was, I was ready to cum in seconds. I didn't know what to do, so I asked her where I should blow my load. And at that moment, she said something I will never forget. She turned to me and said, "read the first word of each paragraph."[/QUOTE]
Nice copy pasta.
It really is funny, but ugh.
[b]Edit[/b]: I lost.
[QUOTE=PUNCHYOU]'Prolly gonna make a [i]lot[/i] of poeple lose,
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HAH! I've seen worse in The Dragon Megathread. :)
Bring it on. ;)
[QUOTE=PUNCHYOU]'Prolly gonna make a [i]lot[/i] of poeple lose,
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How the fuck does he sit down with those spikes on his ass?